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BC Woods

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



When I was in the eighth grade a holocaust survivor came in to talk to my school about survival and forgiveness. She spent an hour, working her aged vocal chords together in such a manner as to convey she had moved on from what had happened to her, and reached a new plane of tranquility.
I remember sitting in the bleachers and thinking: “good for her… but I still hate my sister.”
This is the kind of vitriol, humor, and sense of screwiness that I bring with every post on DunceUponATime.comIf you have some free time, go ahead and check it out. It's a great time-killer at work. I'll figure out some way to put out new stuff in the future.
On another note, I always enjoy hearing from my readers. To that end the following are e-mail address I can be reached at:

[email protected]

My Interests

Superman, Batman, MacGyver, the theory of Cosmic Censorship,avoiding bowls of change and cotton balls, and trying to be normal.

I'd like to meet:



My readers. Every single one of them. What are you waiting for? Add me.

Music:

Country and Classical

Movies:

Braveheart

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Heroes... anything that implies that I'm still a virgin.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, Three Musketeers, Les Miserables, Huck Finn, The Area of My Expertise, The Fountainhead, The Wheel of Time, Mistborn Trilogy, The Sword of Truth Series, Watership Down, Flowers for Algernon, Shakespeare's plays... pretty eclectic.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, MacGyver, The Green Lantern, The Flash, Hawk Girl, Roland Deschain, and Rand al'Thor

My Blog

Please go see the Hammer

I’ve been a fan of Adam Carolla for a long time, for reasons that are further detailed at DunceUponATime. However, I felt I should cover all my bases, and please request that everyone go and se...
Posted by BC Woods on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:49:00 PST

I’m going to be making a podcast: What do you want to see/hear?

As some of you may have read, I'm going to jump the final hurdle into full geekdom by producing my own podcast with Charlotte from WhoreOnHold.comAs almost all podcasts I've listened to are... well ho...
Posted by BC Woods on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:44:00 PST

Merry Christmas

I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and tell everyone how much their readership means to me. To that end I commented on the profile of every person who subscribes to my myspace blog, wh...
Posted by BC Woods on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:44:00 PST

SOMEONE GO ON A DATE WITH MY BROTHER!

My brother Bryan is going to see Evanescence in concert on the 20th of November. He is in Boise, Idaho and will probably pick you up wherever you are. You can find his profile here.I also wrote an ent...
Posted by BC Woods on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

I went on a podcast again!

And this time, they didn't leave only the most awkward uncomfortable parts of the interview!You can find more info on it here.I give a lot of information on what's been happening with me the last few ...
Posted by BC Woods on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:31:00 PST

Friendly Reminder

This is just a friendly reminder that my evil sister is getting married tomorrow, and that the wedding starts at noon. If you want to come to Aberdeen, WA I am more than willing to give you the addres...
Posted by BC Woods on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:54:00 PST

Rachel (aka Lucifer Morning Star) is getting married!

My evil sister is getting married this Saturday at 6pm... to a guy she has known about three weeks... who I believe is learning impaired based upon the fact that every time I try to talk to him he jus...
Posted by BC Woods on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:27:00 PST

NEW SITE!!!

Hey Readers!I'm happy to announce I have a new site up with a brand new story. As of right now it's just in the Word Press format, but I have a myspace buddy working on something cooler for the future...
Posted by BC Woods on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST

I no longer work for Rudius

I don't want to really get into the specifics of it, but suffice it to say I no longer have anything to do with Rudius.There will be no more new entries from me on DDHM, or any other site.I do intend ...
Posted by BC Woods on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:55:00 PST

BC Woods on Jerk Store Live

Hey Guys,I was on a podcast Saturday called "Jerk Store Live." The show is hosted by Rachel's ex-boyfriend, and two of his friends.We talk about a variety of subjects, from the craziness of Rachel to ...
Posted by BC Woods on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:24:00 PST