Priss

I'd like to meet:

A coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?

I like to meet just about anyone decent, that likes beer, taking baked stuff home with them, and beer.

No minors. I might end up with a couple on here. That's because I know their parents, or they are my relatives. Nothing personal... okay, that's a lie. It's completely personal. I can't stand other people's kids.

Music:

Prince, Queen, Blondie, Chicago, Journey, Parliament, Earth Wind & Fire, Miles Davis, (Sketches of Spain), Kansas, Queen, Karyn White, Jody Watley, Paula Abdul, Deliquent Tendencies, David Bowie, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Queen, KISS, UB-40, The Police, Berlin, Gloria Estafan and The Miami Sound Machine, Beethoven, Devo, Korn, Tool, Rush, The Moody Blues, Louis Armstrong, The Platters, Little Richard, Culture Club, Divinyls, Blue Suede, The Human League, Wang Chung, The Kinks, Spandau Ballet, Erasure, Thompson Twins, The Motels, General Public, Ray Charles, BR5-49, The Monkees, Brian Setzer, The Stray Cats, INXS, Duran Duran, B.B. King, Beastie Boys, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Asleep at the Wheel, The Go-Gos, The Everly Brothers, Booker T & The MGs, Bette Midler, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Rancid, America, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, Pat Benatar, Bryan Adams, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Outkast, Harry Connick Jr., Jimmy Buffett, The Four Tops, Queen, The Commodores, Louis Jordan, Madonna, Neil Diamond, Huey Lewis & The News, Heart, Michael Jackson, Starship, Foreigner, Bon Jovi, Cyndi Lauper, Stevie Nicks, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, The Pretenders, U2, Phil Collins, Genesis, The Cars, Peter Gabriel, WHAM, George Michael, Queen, Kool & The Gang, Bruce Springsteen, Starship, Toni Basil, Johnny Hates Jazz, Corey Hart, Belinda Carlisle, The Outfield, The Beach Boys, Sly Fox, Quiet Riot, Taylor Dayne, REM, 'Til Tuesday, Modern English, Steve Winwood, Billy Ocean, Murray Head, Bruce Springsteen, Los Lobos, Al B. Sure, Queen, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Bowling for Soup, Club Nouveau, REO Speedwagon, Roxette, ZZ Top, Glass Tiger, The Pointer Sisters, Tears for Fears, Def Leppard, Queen, Naked Eyes, Animotion, Howard Jones, 38 Special, Talk Talk, Donna Summer, Loverboy, The Gap Band, Men Without Hats, Whitney Houston, Level 42, Dire Straits, The Icicle Works, Billy Squier, Debarge, Mister Mister, The Whispers, The Romantics, Hall & Oates, Guns N Roses, Queen

Movies:

I like a lot of garbage normal, intelligent beings wouldn't watch. It's possible that my choice of brain-numbing fodder is the reason why the plants wilt and the pets do stupid things. It might be be the reason I keep getting threatening letters from PETA.

Television:

I have a huge ass. This leads to the assumption that I like watching the Food Network. This assumption... would be correct.

Books:

Now reading: 'The Rebels of Ireland' by Edward Rutherfurd

Heroes:

I am my own hero. That goes without saying.

Gramma kicks ass, and she should have her own website. Women like gramma have stories no woman today could make up.

My great gramma, who kicked ass until the day she died. May her soul rest in heaven, and anything she might have done wrong be forgiven, for she was a far better person than a lot of people could hope to be. Even if she was mean.

My father-in-law, who rocks out, and can still be pretty damn tough, even though life tried to tenderize him.

My kids, because, of course, they spawned from the best damn thighs in... I'm in Kansas now, right? I believe I can claim this.

My sister, who might only be slightly less awesome than me. However, she shares the same genes I have, so she rules by default.

My mother-in-law, who lived through raising Gorb. That's pretty fuckin' tough.

And, of course, my husband, for having the brilliant insight to know that he had one chance to get it right. He married me. He gets points for genius based on that alone.