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Your about as useful as herpes.

I am here for Friends

About Me

I live in a back water town with not much more to do then drink, fuck and be under the influence of some kind. If you haven't guessed, I like tattoos. Traveling is something I love to do and cooking is a passion. Other than that, nothing is too terribly special about me. I rule you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Not a fucking one of you.

Music:

Lots of kinds. Just ask.

Television:

X-FILES BITCH!, family guy, futurama, aqua teen hunger force and robot chicken.

Books:

/styleNormaly, books based on acctual events. Not one for that made up shit. Sometimes I am partial to it however.

Heroes:

Dez Fafara, Jack Nicholson and The Mighty Quinn

My Blog

I’m Mike Close and if you dont like World/Inferno, then fuck you!

Well, not much has happened since last I wrote in this infernal thing. I have gone to a bunch of concerts, met some very interesting people, and had a jolly ol' time. I still reside in Plattsburgh but...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:34:00 PST

Blog Part 2!

Ya know, I was re-reading some of my older entries and noticed that it has been awhile since I have ranted about something, so here we go kids. Strap in.    Alright, now I know this who...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:27:00 PST

Changes

As many of you who know me may have noticed, I have not been myself for awhile. Upon talking to a friend of mine I have strarted to really think about myself and how I am viewed. I know I am viewed as...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

I'm Broken.

That's right kids. I have broken my collar bone. Hurts like a bitch but I have enough pain killers to kill a bull elephant. They have made me drop about 15 pounds! I can't eat whilst on them. I need t...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

Death in the family...

My dog Lindsey died two days ago. One of the greatest pets that ever walked on this planet. She was old and I was waiting for someone to tell me the news, but it still sucks. Figured that everyone sho...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

Just feel really bleh

    I dont know. Maybe it is work that is taking it out of me. It sucks. Oh well. Good song...Enjoy.Down In A HoleBury me softly in this wombI give this part of me for youSand rains dow...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:40:00 PST

Listen to Tool

Great song. Has been in my head for sometime...Enjoy and listen to Tool. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from thi...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST

Yo Bitches...

Yea. Still no internet at the homestead. We were going to get it last weekend but due to trips all of us have taken, we ran out of $$. Not much has been going on really though. Umm...Thats about it. ...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST

Some Cops are not so bad....

Thats right kids. Tonight was an interesting one. First, I get out of work and go catch a movie with my friend Quinn. Watched Posiden. Not too shabby. After that we went and just drove around, parked ...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

Day....of....HELL!

    Mmkay. I get to work at the start of a beautiful 14 hour day today after not sleeping at all. Busy as all fuck being it is a Saturday. So I get fist fucked by the consumer of Apple-...
Posted by Your about as useful as herpes. on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:30:00 PST