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Holly

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About Me

I hate computers. I bruise easily. I believe in living my life according to the Golden Rule, but I do slip up on occasion. I am arachnophobic. I like dark blue nail polish. I have some gypsy blood in my veins. I like to travel light. I am a minimalist. I think marriage is an archaic institution that needs to be abolished. I have no direction. I like making lists. I live with a boy who I think is pretty special. I'm quite a procrastinator. I'm frequently cold, but that is mostly because our computer is in the basement. I am the most talented sleeper you will ever meet. I like cats. I love Halloween. I once got charged with assault for pushing a boy off of his coffee table, stupid fucker. I don't believe in having a lot of stuff, but I do collect books, records, and secrets.
Also, I am a part-time writer/reviewer for www.sleazegrinder.com, which is a pretty cool website that you should check out. I once thought about getting a post office box; this, of course, never happened. Ah well...

My Interests

Fate and free will. The sublime and the subversive. I love it when things are beautiful for the wrong reason. Proper spelling and grammar. Food-both preparation and consumption. Drinking. Dancing. Drinking and dancing.

I'd like to meet:

People that introduce me to great music and good books. Not being particularly witty myself, I enjoy the company of sharp-witted people. Sarcasm is always a plus. And sincerity. Sarcastic and sincere, those are my kind of people...

Music:

I'm pretty passionate about music, although I confess I listen mostly to rock and roll. I like music that is raw and sexy and danceable. I like intelligent pop music. I like a good beat, but if the only thing a song has is a beat, I probably won't like it. I like interesting lyrics. I like harmonica solos and the use of miscellaneous percussion. I like harmonies and layered vocals. I like music that is stripped down and bare, but I also like huge string arrangements. I prefer guitar to piano, and a voice that is edgy and interesting to a voice that is technically skilled. I like honesty and a sense of humour, especially if the humour leans toward the dark side. I like to be told stories. I don't like being yelled at. I don't like music in the background. Play it loud.

Some more or less chronological examples:

Raffi, John Lennon, Janis Joplin, Harry Chapin, Queen, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, 60's girl groups, Buddy Holly, Muddy Waters, The Turtles, Tommy James, Dion, Jimi Hendrix, The Animals, Herman's Hermits, John Cougar/Mellencamp, Bob Dylan, Peter, Paul and Mary

Minipops, K-tel compilations on vinyl, American Top 40 and Video Hits, Madonna, Billy Idol, Cyndi Lauper, Corey Hart, Platinum Blonde, Depeche Mode, OMD, INXS, Blondie, The Cars, U2, Bruce Springsteen, Rick Springfield, Joan Jett, The Go Gos, Prince, Tom Petty, David Bowie

The Clash, The Monks, New Order, The Pogues, Love and Rockets, The Cure, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Psychedelic Furs, The Smiths, Echo and the Bunnymen, the Ramones

Liz Phair, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Hole, Aqua, Pixies, Social Distortion, Rancid, Oasis, Garbage, Ash, The Catherine Wheel, Spice Girls, Dandy Warhols, Nine Inch Nails, Weezer

The Raveonettes, The White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Strokes, The Hives, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Metric, The Sounds, The Shins, The Kills, The Velvet Underground, Stellastarr*, Sarah Harmer, Juliette and the Licks, The Lorrainas, Mando Diao, The Duke Spirit, The Primitives, The Brian Jonestown Massacre

Kill Cheerleader, The Long Blondes, The Cribs, The Rakes, The Kooks, Cat Power, Riverboat Gamblers, Dirtbombs, King Khan and BBQ Show, Matt Mays, Joel Plaskett, The Fratellis, Albert Hammond, Jr., Billy Bragg, The Cramps, The Damned, The Misfits, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, New York Dolls, Patti Smith, Television, Black Lips, The Horrors (UK),The Gun Club, The Ponys, The Horrors (US), The Replacements, Suicide...

Movies:

For some odd reason, I have issues with this category. So instead of a list of my favourites, here is a list of the last few movies I've seen:
I'm Not There-Like a Bob Dylan song, actually-visually beautiful, and confusing but intriguing nonetheless. Interesting ideas about the nature of personality and celebrity, the self as self-construct vs construction, the value and purpose and motivation behind creation. Um, lots of cool stuff. I really really liked it. And yeah, Cate Blanchett really is that good.
Juno-So cute. "You should grow a moustache." -"I can't." -"Yeah, me neither."
Blood Simple-Yep, I really dig those Coens.
Eastern Promises-Best fight scene ever, and not just because of Viggo's cock and balls.
Sweeney Todd-Lovely and macabre, as holiday movies should be.
I Am Legend-I am fuming. Read my blog. But DO NOT see this movie, or at least leave after the first half, because that is when it turns into typical Hollywood shit.
Lars and the Real Girl-A boy's relationship with his sex doll has never been so touching (no pun intended). Ryan Gosling blows my mind.
Caligula-This was sleazegrinder homework. You'll have to wait for my review to hear what I thought of it. Here's a teaser, though: it is dirty. Really really dirty.

Television:

I am still (and forever) mourning the loss of Buffy, but I make an effort to watch The Office and The Amazing Race. Everything else that I stop on is just me wasting time. I should probably join the new millenium (although that is hardly like me) and start watching youtube instead. (An aside: I spent a couple of rather enjoyable hours watching videos on youtube the other night.) I am also currently digging Arrested Development on DVD, and loved the first season of Twin Peaks, also on DVD. If only I could watch the second season...

Books:

Sesame Street, my parents, and everyone's favourite runners and lookers, Dick and Jane, taught me how to read, and to them I will forever be indebted. The following authors have influenced me in innumerable ways, and to them, and to those I have forgotten, and to those I have yet to read, will I also forever be indebted:
Dr. Seuss
Shel Silverstein
C.S. Lewis
The Brothers Grimm
Judy Blume
Beverly Cleary
E.B. White
Carolyn Keene
Astrid Lundgren
L. Frank Baum
Mordecai Richler
Lloyd Alexander
Cynthia Voigt
Madeleine L'Engle
V.C. Andrews
Robert Louis Stevenson
Stephen King
Ray Bradbury
Chuck Klosterman
A.M. Homes
Barbara Gowdy
Audrey Niffenegger
Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Robert Browning
T.S. Eliot
John Keats
David Sedaris
Augusten Burroughs
Rohinton Mistry
Bret Easton Ellis
Carol Shields
William Shakespeare
John Milton
Hubert Selby, Jr.
Mary Shelley
Jane Austen
Charlotte Bronte
Emily Bronte
Bram Stoker
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
William Faulkner
Richard Matheson
Charles Dickens
Chuck Palahniuk
Lori Lansens
Jeffrey Eugenides
Hunter S. Thompson
Henry Miller
John Steinbeck
J.T. Leroy
Helen Humphries
Alice Munro
Denis Johnson
Sleazegrinder
Richard Hell
Lester Bangs
Miranda July
Reading is cool, and it will help you with your spelling and grammar.

Heroes:

I don't have any heroes. (Although my mom fought her way back from death due to brain aneurysm, and I thought that was pretty remarkable.)

My Blog

the Von Bondies

A humming sound, like a swarm of mosquitos hovering above the bed, or as if someone in the forest behind my subdivision had inexplicably decided to do a little midnight logging. Faint, insistent....
Posted by Holly on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:48:00 PST

9 resolutions

It's list time. Might as well do resolutions, even though resolutions are lame and the twelfth of January is officially post-resolution time. Anyway, here are 9 things I hope to do more of i...
Posted by Holly on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:17:00 PST

seriousity*

For a change of pace, this blog is entirely serious. I need to let it out somewhere, and I can't tell the people who are involved because I do still care about them. Luckily, they don't (to my knowled...
Posted by Holly on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:29:00 PST

sick day

I always wonder where the snot comes from. Is snot the body's way of ridding itself of infection? It kinda looks like infection. And why does it have to come out your nose, blocking your nasal passage...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:20:00 PST

a Christmas story

(Boxing Day is my favourite of all of the holly-days. I mostly use it for sleeping. They should rename it Sleeping Day. Happy Sleeping Day!) A Christmas Story On Christmas Eve we drove, as we usually...
Posted by Holly on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:16:00 PST

I Am Definitely NOT Legend

The novella of the same name, by Richard Matheson, is really great. I read it a bunch of years ago, and it stuck with me, which is more than I can say for a lot of what I read. It's not just an influe...
Posted by Holly on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:24:00 PST

king khan and riot on

When: Friday night Where: Sneaky Dee's, upstairs, Toronto, Ontario Why: to see the King Khan & BBQ Show We arrived early because that is what we do when we drive to Toronto for a concert. We manag...
Posted by Holly on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

modelling

Oh Saleisha. And that's all I have to say about that. You are the least pretty girl and you will never be anything close to a top model, but we think you're sweet and you can walk upright, so you...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:44:00 PST

Poker? I dont even know her!

Last night was my first night playing poker for money. I've played when the chips meant nothing, and I've played with people who have no idea how to play. (You'd think it would be easier to win agains...
Posted by Holly on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:36:00 PST

Monday morning

I somehow manage to pluck my contact lenses off of my eyeballs. I place them in the lens case, drown them in solution, drop the cap for the right eye. I fumble on the floor, half-blind now, my fi...
Posted by Holly on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:36:00 PST