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MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds (Updates in brackets) Hmmm. What to say. I'm a different kind of chap (still true). I love to read exquisite literature and bark at the TV while watching football (I don't read or bark as much lately). I'll sample and comment on your finest Shiraz just before double fisting a 50 and whatever I found on the next table(likely will never change. I like my booze. Sorry Mom). I live with a girl who thinks I'm pretty special(and that's good because I love her). I don't often get what I want. I'm not sure yet if I'm getting what I need(still not sure what I want. Maybe I've got it?). I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than you, but I'm not a snob about it(True). I can hold a wicked grudge(and I'm incredibly patient). I like to air guitar until my fingers bleed(now I really play guitar until my hand cramps). I've changed my view ... I dream about rescuing my cat(and I sometimes make whimpering sounds in my sleep. Plus I drool). I'm a slow learner; I often think I can change the past(you can always change your attitude ;p). I have just discovered I cannot walk past Sour Gummi Bears without eating three (one of which must always be red)(I seem to be over this temporary disease).
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My Blog

Anal

I haven't posted in quite a long time, but now I have something to share. After a fair bit of surfing the net, and while in a state of severe boredom, I entered "anal" in the search menu for music on ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:55:00 GMT

Guitarzan, Pac-Man, Camel-toe and Leprechauns

My guitar playing is slowly coming along. I'll be starting lessons on Tuesday with some big name guitar guy in London and likely will buy a new left-handed guitar this weekend. Guitarzan is one of man...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:19:00 GMT

Patrick Swayze

I'm sitting here on a Sunday night just past midnight and I'm thinking of Patrick Swayze. Why? Because Holly's out of the house and I have time to myself. You know what that means? Crappy TV watching....
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 21:11:00 GMT

Weakend warrior

The party breaks up and I'm happy to go to bed. Five hours later I awaken to a throbbing headache. Hoping for a quick cure, I quickly digest two Advil's and a multiple vitamin. These pills only serve...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 14:11:00 GMT

The British have me cumming

Since the beginning of 2006, I've purchased three Brit-rock albums that have been keeping a smile on my face throughout the year. The Cribs was good, then Hard-Fi was great, and now The Rakes are dow...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 20:16:00 GMT

A few weird things

It's quite apparent from reading other peoples lists of six weird things that you can learn a lot about someone from their list, not all of which is particularly pleasant (and if you think reading ab...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 13:44:00 GMT

The Return - II

This surprising combination of sex and violence has me erupting as I toss her off my lap onto the floor. I'm breathing fast and heavy, a myriad of emotions and hormones racing through my body. I'm co...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:55:00 GMT

The Return

The stench of the city collides with the smell of her sweat and perfume. The odours both attract and repell as they dance in swirls around my head before joining in unison as I breath them in. To say...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 19:56:00 GMT

Winter - Wonderland

Now is the time of year when we all start bitching again about how cold it is. I admit, I HATE this weather, but it does provide some fun. About a week ago, when we had the first dump of snow, I was s...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 18:57:00 GMT

Modern romance

None of you know anything about love. Let me tell you about a time when no one on this planet cared if I lived or died. Let me tell you about a time when I felt like I was completely alone in this wo...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 22:52:00 GMT