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sabretooth thunderwing

I'm always one step ahead; like a carpenter... who makes stairs.

About Me

And then it's 3 am and I'm wearin' my leather, and this dude comes up and he's like "hey punk!" and I'm like "yeah, whutevah".LINK: Badluckcity Photography - the photography of Lindsay CampbellLINK: Abortion Rights Coalition of Canada
These days I am into:
playing/recording music. pov porn. light beer. and red wine. false teeth. human anatomy and weird science. seinfeld marathons. hell on wheelz-in' around town. drawing dirty pictures. collecting found notes. bed wrestling. cobras/cobrettes shitty nights... hisss! hiding out in midwives' jamspace. sneaky kissing times. party shooters. cooking. kitty face time. my rad, huge porno collection. cto patio boozefests. the art of self-preservation. analyzing myself. morning sex. drunk sex. smelly punk rock bars and destroyed guitars. books. extreme facial expressions. lip goop. the comedy stylings of jim gaffigan. public peeing. taxidermied animals. having people tell me the entire plots of ghost movies so that I don't have to watch them and get traumatized. doing absolutely nothing productive on sundays. hearing about people's weird poops. pictures of poop. ratemyvomit.com. bones. boners. spooning. eating healthy. panties. playing tambourine for bands that I'm not in. talking cows. trying to crump. loldavez. the pass-out game circa 1995. punk rock sewing circles. shopping online to avoid lame-o crowds. drinking gross shots. doobs.
All photographs L. Campbell/Badluckcity Photography

My Interests

mania, birds, water, teeth, scribbles, words & books, lamps & lighting, lenses, hair-a-copters, motels, skeletons, neon signs, breasts, saturation, pornography, hand-claps, sharpies, pearls, drawing fake tattoos on people with markers, watching the weird guy on the bus who looks like the singer from the crash test dummies.
this guy:

I'd like to meet:

Yeah, nobody really. I can't even keep up with the people I already know.

Music:

Aidswolf, At The Gates, Alice Cooper, Adolescents, Anthrax, Angelo Badalamenti, An Albatross, the Animals, Black Flag, the Bronx, Black Cross, Buddy Holly, Black Lips, Brutal Knights, the Black Keys, Black Angels, Beach Boys, Bolt Thrower, Bikini Kill, Baroness, Bob Dylan, Beatles, Bo Diddley, Bad Brains, Be Your Own Pet, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, B52s, Big Black, Black Donnellys, Boys Noize, Black Ships, Blood Brothers, Career Suicide, CPC Gangbangs, C'mon, Charles Bronson, Collapse, Cursed, Common, Catherine Wheel, Clinic, Child Abuse, Casualties, Crass, Crucifix, Cheap Trick, Coliseum, Crystal Castles, Cobra Noir, the Cramps, Converge, Chemical Brothers, the Dictators, Daughters, Dead Kennedys, Death, DFA 1979, Donovan, Dinosaur Jr, David Bowie, DRI, the Damned, Dan the Automator, Disfear, Dusty Springfield, Digitalism, Descendents, deadboy and the Elephantmen, Daft Punk, the Dwarves, Danzig, Das Oath, Doomriders, Dick Dale, Every Time I Die, Eagles of Death Metal, Electrocute, Elvis Presley, Eustachian, Exploited, Elvis Costello, Electric Six, Extreme, ELO, Fucked Up, Fantomas, Frank Sinatra, Faith No More, Fear, Faith, Gwar, Genghis Tron, Gluecifer, Gallows, Gang of Four, Gorilla Biscuits, Germs, Gay For Johnny Depp, Gorilla Angreb, the Go, GG Allin, Holy Molar, Hank III, Holy Fuck, Hawksley Workman, Horse the Band, the Hollies, the Hives, Heavy Trash, Head Wound City, the Heartbreakers, the Horrors, ILCK, Interpol, Iggy Pop, Imperial Teen, JSBX, Johnny Thunders, Judge, Jenny Lewis/Watson Twins, Joy Division, Justice, Jesus Lizard, Johnny Cash, Jucifer, Jewws, the Jam, Kittens, the Kills, Killing Joke, KMFDM, the Kinks, Kill Cheerleader, the Locust, Left For Dead, Lou Reed, Lightning Bolt, Lords, Limblifter, Le Tigre, Motorhead, Misfits, Municipal Waste, Minor Threat, Mooney Suzuki, Melt Banana, Mr. Bungle, Michael Jackson, Melvins, Mos Def, Ministry, Muddy Waters, Motley Crue, NY Dolls, Nicole Atkins and the Sea, Nashville Pussy, Nada Surf, Neurotones, Nick Cave, Nirvana, The Nuge!, Negative Approach, Nico, Of Montreal, Peaches, Panthers, Pig Destroyer, Poison Idea, Partytank, Patti Smith, Peter Gabriel, Pixies, QOTSA, Quadrajets, Queen, the Queers, R.L. Burnside, the Ramones, Raconteurs, Rolling Stones, Runaways, Raveonettes, Rilo Kiley, Robert Johnson, Ratatat, Some Girls, the Shins, the Stooges, Saint Vitus, Saviours, the Smiths, the Sonics, Sweet, Simian Mobile Disco, sailboats are white, Samhain, Suicidal Tendencies, Shellac, Skeletonwitch, the Saints, the Sadies, Slayer, Suicide, Teenage Head, Turbonegro, Television, the Tubes, the Turtles, T Rex, Tom Waits, Throw Rag, Turbo ACs, Teen Idles, Tragedy, Thin Lizzy, Towering Infernos, Tussle, Trap Them, TSOL, Testament, Ted Nugent, the Unband, Unsane, Vultures United, Void, Vapids, Van Morrison, Velvet Underground, VMW, Violent Femmes, Venom, Voidoids, Verbal Abuse, Viking Crown, We Are Wolves, Whites Stripes, the Wipers, Witch Hunt, Wolverine Brass, Waylon Jennings, Wolf Parade, White Zombie, X, Young Widows, Zero BoysAnd, pretty much anything on Fat Possum Records.Oh yeah, also, this bunch of douchebags: Midwives . They're alright, I guess.

Movies:

Weekend at Bernies I & II.

Television:

Funny shit. Showcase. The Discovery Channel. The Henry Rollins Show. Curb Your Enthusiasm. 30 Rock. Seinfeld. Wild Boys. Kenny vs Spenny. The Hour. The Independent Film Channel, and the Turner Classic Movies channel.
Oh, and... Gossip Girl. HAHA. But don't tell anyone ;)

Books:

"inferno" by dante aligheri.
"the heart is deceitful above all things" by jt leroy
"beautiful losers" by leonard cohen.
those three books pretty much sum up the type of shit i like to read.chuck palahniuk. leonard cohen. d.m. thomas. hunter s. thompson. charles bukowski. books about: sex, violence, music history (especially punk), death, classical and/or greek mythology, weird science, feminism and the porn world, crazy teenagers, religion, art, cults, charles manson. anything with a great story and even better characters. i also love and collect coffee table books. in short, i am a bit of a bookworm.

Heroes:

Dee Dee King.

My Blog

book review + extended thoughts and musings

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Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:22:00 PST

now its your turn, girl to cry

Well kids, let's all start the weekend and shake off the work week.Anyone who heard/saw me right now might think I was a fucking lunatic.I'm half-naked, totally liquored up on strawberry vodka, and BE...
Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:59:00 PST

i would kill...

I would KILL to go to this:http://www.atpfestival.com/events/nbc2008/line_up.php?v iew=1168Literally, kill. Fantomas is performing The Director's Cut... the whole thing. KJ:LJ;ifajsdo;ifjawioejr/1!!!An...
Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:23:00 PST

get frisky on Thursday night!

Hey all you kittens and alley cats... tune into thisisdeadair.tv tonight at 9pm PST/12 am EST for a special edition of Lesa May's This is Dead Air internet tv sexstravaganza with interviewee/co-host, ...
Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:02:00 PST

charlie sheen likes hookers

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Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

lyrics and psychobabble

love hate.your love is likea pinched nervea vampire bitea cat scratcha charley horsea baby cryinga bad smella root canala papercut on my heela lobotomya practice exama punchbuggya rotten fruita huge t...
Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:09:00 PST

chain of events

There's a-doin's a-transpirin' over the horizon...- 95% chance that I'm shooting Jason Rouse soon, along with his whole comedy troupe, which includes a friend of mine (who I've gotta thank for the hoo...
Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Thu, 15 May 2008 05:17:00 PST

from my vagina to yours

Hi. Just a little porn post, for my porn buddies.Digital Playground FINALLY has a new contract girl. Riley Steele. MAN she is cute. I'm a Teagan Presley fan, but I'm just getting so sick of her and Je...
Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:53:00 PST

the ghost of

Even though I've been in serious relationships for the past 7 years, I still find it very disconcerting that everything I do affects someone, somehow.Every move I make is a concern to another person. ...
Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:56:00 PST

abandon hope, all ye who enter here

I consider myself to be a person quite well-versed in the English language, for my age, education and social background. But a reoccurring theme in my life is that sometimes words just don't mean anyt...
Posted by sabretooth thunderwing on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:21:00 PST