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About Me

My Interests

Rocking out!, Golfing, Fishing, Camping, Playing with fire/causing things to blow up, Billards, Foosball, Monopoly, Playing Guitar.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, The cast of T.V.s "Mash" , Quiet Riot.

Music:

Anti-Hero, Foo Fighters," Scratching Post", The Rumours, TUULI, The Weekend, Bif Naked, Hissyfits, Tsunami Bomb, Dirtmitts, Everclear, Joydrop, Hole, No doubt, The Used, Glorystroke, The Flairs, Peppersands, Veruca Salt, Horrorpops, The Donnas, Blink 182, Paramore, Bukkake Katholic, Mary 5e, The Creepshow, Pretty In Stereo, Die Mannequin

Movies:

Terminator 1 and 2, Ghostbusters, Army of Darkness, Anything with Zombies in it

Television:

Family Guy, The Daily show, Myth Busters, SNL, Survivor,The Golden Girls

Books:

Those are the things that have pages with words on them right?

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Bea Arthur, Weird Al, Pez.

My Blog

Weird Dream.

I can usually remember dreams pretty well. Last night was probably one of the weirdest dreams ever. I was actually HOSTING Saturday Night Live. The only problem is it was like I was just thrown on the...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:48:00 PST

Wow its good to be home.

You have no idea how awesome it is to be home. Hell to be in a big house!..with only 2 other people living there. Instead of being stuck in a 40 foot trailer. Mind you its a big trailer. But theres 6 ...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:09:00 PST

Things I hate today.

-Drummers who are the lead singer of a band. I mean the kind that play drums and sing at the same time. Not like Dave Gruel. Nothing worse than seeing that retarded drummer, drumming..while doing that...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:20:00 PST

I want pizza.

Let me set the scene for you. Its Friday. I'm home alone all weekend cause I have to work and my family is at the cottage. No im not throwing a huge party..I'm not a party animal! I want pizza..I want...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:51:00 PST

Pet Peevs part 2.

you know the drill. 1. Reading old things you've posted and noticing how crappy of a speller you really are. Or just how many typos are in there. Cause I know im a shitty speller..I can admit that no ...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:43:00 PST

Cleaning my room.

Cleaning my Room: A Poem By Patrick Coates. Cleaning my room to make more space. What a daunting task I'm sure to face. Keep all thats good, throw out the Rest. If I have 2 I'll keep the best.. Recie...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:30:00 PST

Biggest pet pevs.

Rant rant rant time! I'm bored..here we go. In no order. 1. The weather Net work. Its never right. My mom feels the need to watch it at least once an hour..and every time its different, and every time...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:12:00 PST

Shitty days and sleepy nights.

What a shitty day. It seems the snow is getting its revenge. I would love one day at work were someone shows me some respect. any one. They treat me like im a fucking clown every second. Im not there ...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 04:08:00 PST

pie and other pie type things.

Oh man I had a wicked good time at the Anti-Hero show last night. Many drinks were drunk..Many Asses were grabbed..many Legs were humped. But I dont want to talk about that anymore...My leg will never...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 04:27:00 PST

If you ran away..I'd still wave goodbye.

Wow I am tired! After 2 nightshifts and then bam right back into normal mode again really just messes with you. And When I think about it I havnt had a day off since last Wednesday. I mean yes I didnt...
Posted by THE PATMAN on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 04:28:00 PST