photographs of faux giraffes

About Me

I take photos for a living..if you are a London band and you would like a photographer, I'm your girl.Contact me on here or via email at [email protected] am in love with Aaron Robert Kalp. Photography. Music. Art. Life.

My Interests

Photography, writing, journalism, cooking, music, movies, media

I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart, Tenacious D, You!

Music:

Alexisonfire, Underoath, Rise Against, Dallas Green FallOut Boy and Tenacious D to name a few..I love way too many artists to list on here..and they always change. Oh and I enjoy Weird Al. He makes me chuckle.

Movies:

300 Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny Jackass 2 Saw One Wedding Crashers The Devil Wears Prada Batman Begins! The Aviator Billy Madison The Waterboy Old School Click Lord of the Rings Return of the King Bowling for Columbine Mr.Deeds Dodgeball Girl Interrupted Anchorman XMen Trilogy Monster The Green Mile Holes Red Eye Little Nicky Waynes World Austin Powers 2&3 School of Rock 8 mile Not Another Teen Movie Scary Movie 3 A Charlie Brown Christmas Elf Save the Last Dance Rush Hour 2 How High Aladdin Shrek 2 Pirates of the Carribean Both the Hot Chick Hook All the Blue Collar Movies Finding Nemo and many more that I cannot remember...

Television:

Video On TrialCSI(The Original)HouseThe Daily ShowThe Colbert ReportClone HighFamily GuyThe SimpsonsIron Chef AmericaThe Peoples CourtJudge JudyChef at HomeScrubsDr.PhilBoy Meets WorldSmart GuyThe OfficeRestaurant Makeover

Books:

Archie Comics,Calvin and Hobbes,Garfield etc Mary Higgins Clark=All Around the Town,Where are the Children? American Psycho, Louis Sachar books(Wayside School,Holes), at last there is nothing left to say-Matthew Good, Girl with the Pearl Earring,Any Joan Lowery Nixon,Green Mile,Pet Semetary,Christine, FireStarter,Carrie by Stephen King,The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons,Runaway Jury..SO good. I love books. I was a bookworm in public school. They laughed, but my grammar is far superior now.

Heroes:

Jon Stewart, Tenacious D, You?

My Blog

Happiness by the Kilowatt

Underoath, The Used, Alexisonfire, Day of Contempt. This was the lineup for that one fateful evening. I arrived at the John Labatt Centre approximately 1 hour and 10 minutes before the doors were sche...
Posted by photographs of faux giraffes on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 11:52:00 PST

London Construction Workers..Start working. Stop staring.

Im getting more than sick and tired of construction workers, whether in their bigrigs or while on their job sites, whistling at, staring at and hooting at girls whenever they see them. Its as if these...
Posted by photographs of faux giraffes on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST

RIP Lorenzo Bebee April 22nd 2005

We'll miss ya buddy ?Man, 65, stabbed to deathThe London victim's stepson, who suffers from a mental illness, is charged with murder.KELLY PEDRO, AND PATRICK MALONEY, Free Press Reporters 2005-04-23 0...
Posted by photographs of faux giraffes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things I Wish Would Rot: Part 2

I really wish that Simple Plan would rot Let me start by saying that I used to find Pierre Bouvier slightly attractive. Now that I have developed this unshakeable pet peeve for bad acting and badly wo...
Posted by photographs of faux giraffes on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 08:41:00 PST

Part One of "Things I Wish Would Rot"

I really and truly wish that the titles "Punk" "Emo" and "Goth" would rot. Why is it we feel the need to label ourselves or other people in order to make ourselves identifiable? Why does it really mat...
Posted by photographs of faux giraffes on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:37:00 PST

RIP Scott Gottlieb, Bleed the Dream Drummer =(

Bleed the Dream lost their drummer to cancer on April 10th of this year, just over a month after I attended their Taste of Chaos concert, where they expressed that Scott was battling cancer. Please...
Posted by photographs of faux giraffes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My theme song today:Fat lip...pain for pleasure!

HAH it makes so much sense..so I got this minor oral surgery yesterday morning, and my lip is blown up like a balloon...and theres a mess of stitches in my mouth. Yumm. So i get soft food, salt water ...
Posted by photographs of faux giraffes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST