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J. Loblaw

I drink to make other people interesting.

About Me


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and...begin...I like music. I like movies. I really, really love reality TV. Well, not really, but that's what I do (how does one "do" reality TV? I have no idea...), so I say that to make myself feel better about it. I'm goofy, especially at inappropriate times. I can hold a conversation until I feel a point where there's no need for me to talk. I don't talk behind other's backs. I'd rather be having a good time and enjoying myself then getting involved w/ drama for yo' mama. Leave that sh*t at home, or go get your pacifier and shut the front door. I like serious movies. I like non-serious movies. I like serious non-serious movies, they're a rare breed. Ok, now some info about me...
I once was learning to ride a bike, and ran into a fire hydrant. than a dog pee'd on me. Now I have super powers. If you don't understand that, just ask. I'll send you a 47-page syllabus explaining in not-so-detailed detail how to shave your dog, and make it look like a cat.
And is there anything more satisfying than pushing the shopping cart of indecency down the aisle of bad taste? I'd say it's what makes the world go round.
Bed-base jumping, a Vegas ritual:YoU tHiNk yOu KnOw mE, bUt YoU hAvEn'T gOt A cLuE...
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My Interests

Lee
Patton
Bonaparte
Stonewall Jackson
Schwartzkoff

I'd like to meet:

fun people. lazy people. fun and lazy people who speak little English, but know the dictionary by heart, and are still willing to make a fool of themselves while out in public, and yet tear up the dance floor like MJ in his younger days. Blam.

Oh, and him of course,

Ribs. I had ribs for lunch.

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .. tenacious d dave matthews outkast n.e.r.d. the roots jay-z dr. dre , jack johnson, J5, kanye, tribe called quest, de la soul, eminem, U2, frank, dean, elvis, led zeppelin, rolling stones, 80's, bands that nobody's heard of because I'm cool like that, and so much more i can't say. no country please. my dog's already dead, and my wives have all left me.

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Movies:

Anchorman, Old School, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, the Graduate, Zoolander, 40-Year Old Virgin, Swingers, Clerks, Star Wars, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Matrix, Se7en, Good Will Hunting, Undercover Brother, Hostel, Saw, Boogie Nights, Fight Club

The Channel 4 News Team

Daddy's gonna be up 5 hundy by midnight baby, VEGAS!!

Television:

The Office
Family Guy
Scrubs
The Wire
Lost
Sopranos
Entourage
SNL
Chappelle Show
Letterman
Conan

Books:

Horton Hears a Who?, Writing Television Sitcoms, I'm Fat Dammit Just Love Me, Pure Drivel, Da Vinci Code

Heroes:

George Foreman, Bobby Brown, Ozzy Osbourne, Ron Burgundy, my mom (she fit in perfectly w/ this group, but really is better. and she's the best texter in the world. no, really, i'm not kidding.)

My Blog

Ranch Dressing

There are 2 types of people in this world. People that "love ranch," and people that are "ranch lovers." People that "love ranch" are the ones that order some pizza, or French fries or whatever, tha...
Posted by J. Loblaw on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:17:00 PST

Later on, down the road

Ever notice how dentists always use this phrase when explaining things to you? "Later on, down the road." "You might want to keep an eye out on that tooth, it may give you trouble LATER ON, DOWN THE...
Posted by J. Loblaw on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

Ain't got time for no Engines

So, I think I need to stop being so open to watching any and all movies. In honor of the new MIAMI VICE movie that came out, I figured I'd sit down and watch a few older Michael Mann movies, given ho...
Posted by J. Loblaw on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:50:00 PST

PICKLES???

So, I've been wondering...Is pickle juice just water that's been containing pickles for a certain amount of time and eventually develops the "pickle" flavor? Or is it in fact a "juice" from the pickl...
Posted by J. Loblaw on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:04:00 PST

Sin City

once again, good times had by all......
Posted by J. Loblaw on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:52:00 PST

Ah, Mee-ah-me...

Well when it was all said and done, my arrival back from Miami was a little bittersweet. I came back missing the fun in the sun and yet disappointed at my loss(es). 3 days and 3 nights in that crazy ...
Posted by J. Loblaw on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

greatest book ever

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/068987474X/103 -6885922-7920638?v=glance go out and GET IT. whether you're a guy, girl or hamster.
Posted by J. Loblaw on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how cold...ice cold

It has occurred to me that standing up to pee is a great gift and privelege. And I only say this because of the 1 time (or sometimes 5) that us males have to endur the chilling icy coldness of the po...
Posted by J. Loblaw on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i need to watch this now...

START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --> What 80`s movie are you?Better Off DeadClick Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. END YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS -...
Posted by J. Loblaw on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

close to home...

START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --> What comedy movie is your life based on?The MaskYou have a bit of an identity problem. You want to be outgoing and carefree, but the part of you that has to make ...
Posted by J. Loblaw on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST