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~that writer girl~

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About Me

i like mustard. i mean, i really like mustard. Recent reviews by Stephy S. What's this?

My Interests

SIGN UP PEOPLE! SIGN UP!! Recipe for success: Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. With that said, let's see, what tickles my fancy? Twisted forms of humor and expression, writing, girl's nights, the word FUCKNUT, being SEASONED as opposed to BITTER or JADED, humble beginnings, taco stand tacos, making no apologies for being happy, Living this theory: There are no such things as strangers, there are simply good friends you haven't met yet, weirdness, men with a little scruff on their faces, My old school baby... getting jokes no one else gets, fishing off boats on sundays, new keeses, familiar keeses, knowing the importance of having a handful of solid friends instead of 200 acquaintances(stole that from AMy, but let's face it, she's dead on!)people watching, SHOES SHOES LOVELY SHOES, discovering daily forms of healthy escapism followed by direct routes back to reality, bein giddy, mani/pedis, shakin my ass to the booty smackin hits of the 80's and 90's my lapotop and its eternal love for the internet, the non-alkee cucumber cocktail at Ciudad in Downtown LA, clear-headed thinking, the littles, the curves and eternally sexy lines and talents of one Mz. Nigella Lawson, literary quotes, big and or odd shaped noses, poking fun, being a geek and acquiring new geekruits to laugh, snort and frolic with in my humble lil kingdom of geekdom, squeezing paw paws, rekindling friendships, daydreaming about Italia, personal growth, no talent ass clowns, sunday afternoon naps, self-imposed challenges, love, bein a foodie, crying happy tears, the beach when the sun's not out, hiding under the covers, GANGSTA RAP, smert people, olive tapenade mustard, flip flops, hoodies, naughty bits, my Jews, LAUGHING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, Really REALLY ReAlLy good SUSHI, combo chow fun, argyle anything, red meat, garlic, shallots, pickles, truffles, Red Lobster, pizza rolls, cheese-infused hot dogs 22 cheese mac n cheese, sheer decadence, enjoying the wonderful delicacies of this world, cooking to my heart's content......... truffle and grilled cheese sammiches, passively reading 5 books at once while trying to finish writing my own 1, bay cities deli sammiches, my pj's, wife beaters(the shirts, not the A-holes), occassionally foregoing responsibility and basking in the happy glow of life, oh and overstock.com cuz it's all about the O...or so I hear.

I'd like to meet:

Yes please Hey, make me a SAMmich, biatch I want to meet people with deep seeded problems who will make my life a living hell and will complain about every little thing that goes wrong in their lives. Hopefully, they'll incessantly gab about how many actors, musicians and directors they know. It makes for such interesting conversation and keeps me on the edge of my seat, sweating in anticipation for the next syllable. God willing, these people will also judge me on how much money I make, how cool or uncool I am in social situations and what kind of music scene I'm hip to. One could only hope to meet such a fine human being. But I'm dreaming. People like that don't live in LA. ************************************************************ *****************Also, I know pretty much everyone on my friends list, so don't bother sending me an ADD ME if we've never spoken or at the very least emailed. Got it? Good. Toodles, ciao and that's enough for niao
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Music:

Always in rotation: Ella, Keane, Peggy, Billie, Edith, Nina, Miles, Dizzy, MUSE, Kinky, 2 Live Crew, Foos, Keane, 60's Italian porn music and various Italian delights. Lately spinnin round: Romina Power, Death of Dali, Pinback, Bebo De Cuba, Richard Ashcroft, Steve Reynolds, James, Travis, Carlo Buti, Marisa Fiordaliso, Really Whinny EMO white belt wearing RE RE's(Cuz I love cheese with a good glass of humorous whine), Angelo Badalamenti, Dave Matthews Band ("Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me," cummon, that's hot), NIN, Luciano Virgili, Nicola Arigliano, Barimar E La Sua Orchestra, Renato Carosone, Beniamino Gigli, Si*Se, The Latin Side of Vince Guaraldi, Dane Cook's Retaliation(I swear I think I'm going to be buried witha shit eating grin on my face and holding that CD), Supergrass, The Buddha Bar Collections, Jay-Z, Coldplay, Superlitio, Incubus, N.E.R.D., Missy Elliot, CRUNK & Hyphy (NOT), Dayna's Ghetto Booty Mix, David Cross' It's Not Funny, Jack Johnson, Cibelle, Esthero, Massive Attack, Of Montreal, Imogen Heap, Common, George Duke's Brazilian Love Affair, Obrigado Brazil Yo-Yo Ma, Nouvelle Vague, Before Sunset, Bebel Gilberto, The Hives, Kaiser Chiefs, ROCCO FRIGGIN DELUCA, Pell Mell, Deathcab for Cutie, Morcheeba and much much more.

Movies:

In no particular order...old boy, head in the clouds(talk about hot sex scenes), happy accidents, the notebook, milo & otis, closer, jesus is magic, matchpoint, brokeback mountain walk the line, march of the penguins, amelie, the pianist, kissing jessica stein, living in oblivion, the believer, beautiful girls, seeing other people, the cutting edge .. as good as it gets, suspiria, what women want, not another teen movie, happiness, four rooms, shattered glass, about schmidt, hysterical blindness, the incredibly true adventure of two girls in love(and no it's not a porn), sleepless in seattle, office space mallrats, chasing amy, when harry met sally, anger management, garden state, restaurant, before sunrise, before sunset, never been kissed, streets of fire staying alive, grease 2, the thing called love, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the wedding singer, the deer hunter, boys on the side, the paper, beaches, sideways, playing by heart, bad santa, valley girl, eddie and the cruisers, meet the parents and fockers, spinal tap, breaking up, 9.5 weeks, gia, say anything, sixteen candles serendipity, high fidelity, tape, reality bites, there's something about mary and diner

Television:

food network (except Raytard and Sandra Lee), HGTV(especially House Hunters), The Deadlist Catch, Comedy Central Stand Up, Top Chef, Entourage, Penn & Teller: BULLSHIT!, The Office, Extras, Family Guy, Lost & Heroes(occasionally), Queer as Folk, Taxicab Confessions, plastic surgery shows(especially the MTV True Life where the dude got the calf implants and then goes running on the beach to show them off..oh priceless), My boy...my hero...my fave fave chef of all time...Anthony Bourdain: "Hell, if it has 4 legs, is slower, more stupid than you and tastes relatively good… Then pass the salt!" Cathouse(Isabella Soprano), Sex Inspectors, Transgenderation, The L Word, Sex And The City, Discovery Health, the daily show, the colbert reporrrr, curb your enthusiasm, mind of mencia, chappelle show, grey's anatomy, anything featuring these two Seinfeld, any captivating documentary that will learn me some good knowledge. Yeah, I admit it, I'm a huge documentary geek like that

Books:

Too many to list, but off the top of my head: My cookbook .. Beautiful Lies, Love, Rosie, The Death of Wizdem, Once More With Feeling, Nerve's Guide To Sex Ettiquette (sarcasm at it's finest), Blink, Kitchen Confidential, Good In Bed, The Hottest State, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Guide To Getting It On, Simple Abundance, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Sedaris, Ash Wednesday, In Her Shoes, The Art of Happiness

Heroes:

Whoever invented my mattress...thank you. verb.

My Blog

How do you know you’ve arrived...

Total Myspace Profile Views: 33,071 Total Yelp.com Profile Views: 221,468 Hell to the mutha fuckin yes! :) ...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:28:00 PST

Death Becomes Her...

...well almost.Damn you CINNAMON!!!!So last night I was out to dinner with my friends Vincent and Holly T. We went to one of their favorite little Long Beach Italian joints (La Parolaccia Osteria) wit...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST

I Can't Believe....

That I have been dabbling in the kitchen for over a decade, working on a cookbook and foolishly calling myself a kitchen wiz when up until a few months ago, I was missing out on the most geniusist, aw...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

I'm Being Auctioned For A Really Good Cause!

UPDATE: Apparently a date with me fetches $305 and a really nice bottle of vino. Cool with me :) Hey my friends, strangers and beyond!! I am participating in an auction to help raise money for the ...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

Pinkberry!!

Alright, I am SO done with this trend! And I'm not gonna be nice about it anymore and now that I've had their stupid infectiously nauseating song drilled into my brain like a stalker you just can't ge...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:39:00 PST

Fun pics from the Yelp Party at Lucy's 51 on 2.15.07

Yay, so much fun :) If you haven't signed up yet, what in the holy hell are you waiting for?! JOIN YELP NOW BITCHES!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/yelp/sets/72157594539959219/...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:29:00 PST

My Neighbor Is A C U Next Tuesday!!!

Welcome to apartment living!   So when I moved into my apartment in February of '05, I was delighted to find that neighbors could actually be cool. I came from the lovely Chateau de Crackhouse w...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me A Match...

Too bad I'm not attracted to him, but damn, this is quite the step up from the, "Hey, you louk howt, wanna fukc?" love letters you usually find on Match :)From: Some guy on Match Date Receiv...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:34:00 PST

This was TOO GOOD not to share!!

From one of my favorite Yelpers, haha, so funny :) My Valentine Well, it looks like Smivey will be spending another Valentine's Day alone. Why? It might have something to do with how he refers to hi...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST

LA Yelp Intern Needed ASAP

Are you a prolific writer with the gift of gab who loves LA? Well then Yelp may just have the internship for YOU!Yelp (www.yelp.com) is an urban guide and local community sitethat is based in San Fran...
Posted by ~that writer girl~ on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST