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About Me

I race cars, play tennis and womanize, but I have weekends off and I'm my own boss.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ What else? I can string together words like nobody's business, but I can't speak outloud and deliver a punchline to save my life. I'm fantastic at Jeopardy but horrible at Wheel of Fortune. I have a terrible habit of wanting to know everything about everything. I simply need to know how all things on the planet operate. But truthfully, my dedication to knowledge only goes as far as what the internet will tell me, or what questions people will answer. I have seen too many movies and have read far too many books, so my expectations are way out of line. I am constantly amazed when my interaction with other human beings doesn't unfold like a sordid novel. Where's the plot? I also like Dr. Pepper.Recent reviews by Zizi B. What's this?

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Only friends. Monogamy is an idealized form of codependency. Dear Whoremongers, I am NOT single OR looking. So please do not message me if you have anything other than witty observations to offer.

My Blog

My Mom, 1951-2007

As a writer, it has always been about writing things that aren't easy. Sometimes it's talking about feelings that are private or embarrassing. Sometimes it's making an interesting story out of nothing...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:39:00 GMT

Ce nest pas bon.

Five minutes after waking up today, I decided I should go to the mall and fill my empty life with material goods. The urge was strong, so I complied. When I came home, there was a shredded paper bag a...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:41:00 GMT

Independence day.

I don't do new years resolutions. It's not even because I am the least traditional person I know. I spent Christmas in China Town. I think 3am is the best time to call the bank and go grocery shopping...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 23:59:00 GMT

Walter's brush with greatness:

The Hollywood types are filming another movie in my neighborhood. This time, they are transforming the streets of Long Beach into the glamorous facade of downtown Baltimore. The star of this soon to b...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Goodbye, my love...

This is our last weekend together. Wow, it really hurts me to type that out. Thinking it is hard enough... but seeing it in print? Ouch. I'm really going to miss you. These months together have been s...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:49:00 GMT

And yet, I'm still single...

My very first attempt at making seared Ahi was successful. Clearly I can do anything I set my mind to. Tomorrow... I cure AIDS. Or nap. You pick.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:11:00 GMT

I am a blogging machine! Oh, it's just a survey.

1. YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND HAVE TO SPEND IT TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET?Sugar free red bull, pretzels, turkey jerkey, water, maybe some peanut butter M&M's. Maybe not. 02. IF YOU WER...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 20:22:00 GMT

I'm on to you.

I am almost certain that my dog, Walter is not a dog at all. I have had this monster living with me for over 4 years and it is safe to say he is a human being. It is simply a matter of time before he ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 17:06:00 GMT

...and Zizi said unto thee.

I am at the cafe. I'm having a latte. The girl next to me is rehearsing her lines for "The Vagina Monologues." Isn't that what you have a home for? I don't want to hear about vaginas. This should be i...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 21:22:00 GMT

Survey says...

Favorite movie:Arthur. Definitely. Favorite Song: I like the frittata song.Favorite color:RedAre you misunderstood?I'm sarastic, so yes. And wonderful. Add wonderful to that.Favorite posession: It's a...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:14:00 GMT