Useless Bastard - ProfilesArchive

About Me

This is my Guard Dog

You DON'T want to fuck with us!
This is the part of my profile where I'm supposed to wow and impress you with what a great person I am. I'm not gonna waste your time or mine spouting off about myself, and all that yadda yadda bullshit. Instead, I'll give you an outline of who and what I am.
- I am 26 yrs old
- I have 3 big passions;
-Poker
-Music
-Writing (poetry, some short stories
- I have no tattoos or piercings, but will be getting some soon
Anything else you wanna know ... ASK!
AOL - Bigrenisback; Yahoo Messenger: xxbigrenxx
I AM 67% PUNK ROCK! The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com
I AM 77% METAL HEAD! I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com

My Interests

Vinyl, Leather, Lace, Fetish, BDSM, Music, Bars, Brawls, Shooting pool, and most of all ...

No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em

I'M ALL IN!

I'd like to meet:

You know, I don't really know who I'd like to meet. Preferably people who don't take others for granted or use them. That's always good. Let's see ... if you're a liar, flake, asshole, creep, or a loser ... stay away. All you cool people, and by cool people I mean people who don't do any of the above ... hit me up! Mainly I'm lookin for people who know how to have fun, relax, and enjoy life.

POKER PLAYERS!

...and maybe a person of the female species, who knows.

Music:

Punk, Metal, Industrial, 80's music, Glam, Synthpop, Early Hip-hop, Classic Rock, Jazz, Blues, DA FUNK, Classical, pretty much anything and everything with a decent sound.

Movies:

The Matrix, Matrix : Reloaded, Terminator 1-3, Donnie Darko, Session 9, Doom Generation, Igby Goes Down, The Green Door, White Wedding, Chasey Saves The World, Orgasmo

Television:

The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Las Vegas, Fear Factor, pretty much anything but those damned bachelor/ette shows.

Books:

The Alchemist : A Fable About Following Your Dreams, 1984, Johnny Got His Gun, Demonic Males, and even though they're not books, Playboy, Cheri, Stuff, FHM, and, Tongue

Heroes:

None ... they always fall.

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My Blog

Jesus H. Christ & Co.

Vapor trail, was that really my last blog? Hmmm. Thought i've put in more since then. It is now October, the first real fall month ... and it couldnt've come any sooner. It's too god damn fucking hot ...
Posted by Useless Bastard on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:50:00 PST

The Vapor Trail ... whooooosh! HAHAHA!

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Posted by Useless Bastard on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:24:00 PST

so fucked!

Wow ... where to begin? I was supposed to have moved to MO this past Sunday. That changed when my girl fell ill mid-December and I had to fly out there to be with her. I was out there for 3-weeks a...
Posted by Useless Bastard on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:10:00 PST

transplant

so, im moving to missouri beginning of next year. around early-mid january. if you wanna hang out, between now and then would be a great time. hit me up asses!
Posted by Useless Bastard on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:09:00 PST

Oh yeah!

So True ... ;) Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic! You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale. You have an inner ...
Posted by Useless Bastard on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:07:00 PST

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta!

She sits on the bed, watching me as I enter the room wearing only my boxers and a smile. She smiles back and raises her eyebrow, throwing a little smirk in my direction. I'm instantaneously wanting to...
Posted by Useless Bastard on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:24:00 PST

Fuck!

I used to write, a lot. I used to be able to look around me, and just be inspired by the simplest of things. A bird chirping, a baby crying, a bus mowing down an elderly woman as she walks home carryi...
Posted by Useless Bastard on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:14:00 PST

I hate this feeling ...

when did i stop being human?devoid of feeling and hope.what chain of events unfolded?to put me at the end of this rope.i can see myself falling to piecesmy will and spirit brokenthe story of my slow d...
Posted by Useless Bastard on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 02:46:00 PST

For A Lost Friend.

I was at work last night when my brother called me. He'd been trying to get a hold of me all day, but I was always away from the phone and never got to answer his calls. He was calling me to tell me t...
Posted by Useless Bastard on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:55:00 PST

i'll be surprised if anyone fills this out.

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by Useless Bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST