I was born in Lithuania in 1987 and raised by a farm family on a small plot of land in the Estonian Archipelago. I never knew my parents, being as they dropped me off at the farm and never came back... I was told by my new family that they were American tourists and had promised to buy them a new cow to babysit while they were on vacation... The new cow never came...
I moved to America at the ripe age of 9 where I sewed soccer-balls for Nike at a rate of 40 cents a ball... Those were the high times... We were living large and laughing easy.
At age 11 I decided to improve the world by attending elementary school to see what they knew... Turns out I am a genius and managed to cause the suicide of two of my teachers when I disproved Einsteins Theory of Relativity... And then moved on to form my own cult, "Dowdism" We changed our name to the "Crips" in 1998.
Word.
So, after I finished my degree in parapsychology with a minor in underwater BB stacking, I decided to join the Army and kill shit.
I'm now Deployed to lovely Afghanistan, Home of Allah. I wish I could tell you more, but my job is totally classified. (no, I can't tell you... I really would have to kill you) I'm also writing my first novel, I call it "War and Peace." It is coming along quite nicely. You should read it when I get it published, assuming you can read Aramaic... But who can't!
You stay Classy San Diego
~~ The Soundtrack of My Life ~~
~Opening Credits~ My Chemical Romance - Give 'Em Hell, Kid
~Waking Up~ Korn - Twist
~First Day At School~ Disturbed - Liberate
~Falling In Love~ Story of the Year - Until the Day I Die
~Fight Song~ Lamb of God - Now You've Got Something to Die For
~Breaking Up~ Green Day - Good Riddance
~Prom~ Frank Sinatra - All of Me
~Life~ Chevelle - Still Running
~Mental Breakdown~ Mudvayne - Severed
~Driving~ Dead to Fall - Smoke and Mirrors
~Flashback~ Sublime - Santeria
~Getting back together~ Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
~Wedding~ Foo Fighters - My Hero
~Birth of Child~ Guns 'n' Roses - Sweet Child of Mine
~Final Battle~ System of a Down - War
~Death Scene~ Tool - Jimmy
~Funeral Song~ 3 Doors Down - When I'm Gone
~End Credits~ 30 Seconds to Mars - Edge of the Earth
E2: The Everything Test 2
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too!
Version 2 is leaner, meaner, and features a more mature and varied set of questions than the previous test. Enjoy!
Character Traits
Analytical 0%
Artistic 43%
Driven 60%
Emotional 0%
Horny 71%
Independent 100%
Musical 64%
Optimistic 100%
Outgoing 50%
Political 33%
Religious 0%
Romantic 50%
Social 100%
Life Experience
Criminality 14%
Intellectual 38%
Relationships 53%
Sexuality 81%
Travel 36%
Politics
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, while philosophically you tend to think like a Liberal. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than 63% of those who have taken this test, and 42% less than the U.S. average.
You tend to think more like an artist than an engineer. Location-wise, you would probably be a good fit for the City.
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