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They Call Me Tater Salad

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Daniel
Birthday: April 1st
Birthplace: Just outside my mom
Current Location: in front of the computer
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 5' 11.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: ummmm, white?
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: fuckin procrastination, god i really need to stop that
Your Fears: workin for the rest of my life, cutesy stuff like overly cuddly teddy bears
Your Perfect Pizza: papa johns plain cheese extra sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go to the bathroom in a toilet, make a real estate deal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: stfu
Thoughts First Waking Up: i hate the fact that i can't set my alarm to play anything but static
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes and abs
Your Bedtime: around midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: cross country and camping trips
Pepsi or Coke: don't matter
MacDonalds or Burger King: i prefer not to throw up thanks, but if i had to i would definitely choose burger king
Single or Group Dates: i prefer single, but occasionally group dates can be alright as long as everyone understands that i need at least a little time alone with my date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: how about real tea...i guess i would choose nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: ice cream=vanilla or milk=chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: i don't like coffee breath
Do you Smoke: hell no, i like my breath to smell good and my lungs to allow me to run
Do you Swear: talk to me and find out
Do you Sing: some songs just rock so hard i can't help myself
Do you Shower Daily: YES!!I want everyone out there to know that good hygiene is in this year so get rid of that piss vapor
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: already taken care of that and realized it was for people who want to be great employees so i decided to blaze my own trail...and it leads to only a little college
Do you want to get Married: maybe yes, maybe no, but definitely not before i'm at least 35
Do you believe in yourself: depends on what i'm trying to do, if u asked me to draw something other than vague shapes i'd say no, but most things besides artsy stuff i can pick up on very quickly cause i'm very book smart
Do you get Motion Sickness: it takes a very intense roller coaster to get me to have even a little sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: i think i look good with my shirt off but whenever i'm dressed i feel like i look a lot skinnier than i actually am
Are you a Health Freak: sorta, i try not to eat to much greasy crap and not too much candy, but i love to dig in to steak and baby back ribs
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah they're awesome for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as I'm not on top of a skyscraper made of iron
Do you play an Instrument: Trumpet and piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: never have, never will
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never have, never will
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, they have a master cuts there...and i work in one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not in the past month
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: you have to have someone before you can be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: just looking for the opportunity
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i'm no thief
Ever been Drunk: yeah, only completely shit faced once, usually just get buzzed, but i was a really fun drunk until i started throwing up
Ever been called a Tease: a couple times but i wasn't teasing
Ever been Beaten up: gotten punched a couple times in karate, karate chops hurt when done right
Ever Shoplifted: only twice when i was younger. It was really serious - 5 cent Laffy Taffy and erasers
How do you want to Die: hmmmm....breast smothering
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wealthy, i know everyone says that but in my case i AM going to do it, i will NOT be working for the rest of my life that's for damn sure. real estate will be my vehicle to financial freedom
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere in europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any natural color
Favourite Hair Color: any natural color
Short or Long Hair: either, as long as i can run my hands through it and it isn't greasy
Height: less than me
Weight: i don't care what anybody says, looks are important, i guess the best way to say it is be FEMININE...so, you know...take care of yourself
Best Clothing Style: less is more, jk they need to leave a little something to the imagination
Number of Drugs I have taken: i've done alcohol and hookah...don't know if hookah counts
Number of CDs I own: i've got a cd library
Number of Piercings: male piercings look horrible...so none
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the only thing i regret is that i didn't always know everything that i know now
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W ho is that, stalking out of the freeway! It is Daniel, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you so forcibly, Buddha will explode!"


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My Interests

bike riding, mountain climbing, long distance running, canoeing, kayaking, karate, partying, women, playing the occasional video game, learnin how to make big bucks in real estate, and just learning in general. I'm always up for running with someone, and i don't care how out of shape you are, if you make the effort to go with me, i won't make fun of you for how slow, fat, nerdy, etc you are. However, if you make no effort, you're fair game on all those fronts. That's just how i think of lazy slow, fat, nerdy bastards and that ain't gonna change anytime soon.

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't hypocritical. people who like to have a good time...they aren't a downdrag on everyone around them.

Music:

Rock, baby, ROCK! I can like any type of rock as long as it isn't the really hard stuff or the really soft stuff. NO POP! God help me if I hear one more love song...!!!!
I have a fairly large collection of music that has recently been dejunkified so only the truly rockin stuff remains. and that means no more emo for me!
Favs

Linkin Park
Led Zepellin
Metallica
Korn
Flyleaf
Nightwish
Weezer
The Exies
Die Trying
Nirvana
Billy Talent
Rage Against the Machine
Stone Sour
Tool
Iron Maiden
Three Days Grace
AC/DC
Ill Nino
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Audioslave
Nonpoint
OneSideZero

Movies:

Grandma's Boy
Lucky Number Sleven
Just Friends
The Godfather I and II
The Sixth Sense
Napoleon Dynamite
Legend of Drunken Master
Anchorman
Office Space
Silent Hill
Emporer's New Groove
Bourne Identity and Supremacy
The Wedding Singer
Team America
Pirates of the Caribbean
Princess Bride
Monty Python
Akira
Princess Mononoke
The Grudge
Saw
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars- 3-6 (1 and 2 SUCKED)
Finding Nemo
My favorite movies have most of these things: no plot holes (I'm very skilled at finding them), good music, can actually scare me, hilariousness, good acting, and...not a chick flick. I'm like a connisseur of movies. I can tell you everything that was good and bad. But just because a movie isn't perfect, doesn't mean i won't like it. Only if it gets to the point where I want to bash my head against a wall for watching it (which has happened before ahem... star wars episode 1 ahem sorry, excuse me) do I start not liking it.

Television:

I rarely watch TV but when I do it'll probably be one of these shows.
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
The Man Show
Mythbusters
24
Reno 911
Family Guy
Jackass
Ninja Warrior
I HATE the whole reality TV idea. Those are always so retarded. Can't even watch them when my family's making fun of em.

Books:

I like some science fiction, some mysteries, some fantasy, a little of everything.
Harry Potter
Dune series
The Wheel of Time
Lord of the Rings
Grimm's Fairy Tales- The real fairy tales are hilarious to read.
1984
All Shakespeare that i've read except Romeo and Juliet are good
Any financial book that gives me more knowledge and insight into the complexities of money and how to make it work for me

Heroes:

My parents, of course. Without them, I wouldn't be here, if you know what I mean. But seriously, they've always been really supportive of me and I really appreciate and love them.

I'm also a big fan of this kid:

A HUGE Fan
I also find the hardcore emo kids very...unattractive.

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My Blog

Random Things About Yours Truly

Hmmmm, i just thought i'd post some stuff about me since i don't really have that much on my page (even though that survey i did is completely awesome). ok, ummmm...hmmm...well i like to do outdoor th...
Posted by They Call Me Tater Salad on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:23:00 PST

yeah

i just reread my other blog for the first time since i posted it and i realize that there's almost nothing on there about me so, for those of you who were thinking "hey wait a minute Daniel, i think y...
Posted by They Call Me Tater Salad on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:30:00 PST