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Karpis

Twat.

About Me

I like jackin' off to grainy betamax footage of lads body popping.

My Interests

Lazy.

I'd like to meet:

The person who founded Christian Aid.

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .. Uncle john and whitelock. Spacemen 3. Sixtoo. My bloody valentine. The la's. The Flaming stars. El-p. James brown. Mira calix. Broadcast. De la soul. Tortoise. The monks. Chris clark/clark. Controller 7. Wevie stonder. Dj signify. The fall. funki porcini. Autechre. The jesus lizard. Bogger. Fingathing. Captain beefheart. Dead kennedys. Aim. Miles davis. Amon tobin. Lee perry. Portishead. Regular fries. Elektro 4. Jesus and mary chain. kool keith. Vadim. Live human. Eyehategod. Pixies. Photek. Part 2. Squarepusher. Smiths. Company flow. Mr lif. Billy childish. Odd nosdam. Malcom kipe. Req. Sonic youth. Up bustle & out. Wagon christ. Public enemy. Cinematic orchestra. Ian brown. Butthole surfers. Mouse on mars. Cam. Shadow. Blockhead. Can. Jimmy edgar. Buck 65. Primal scream. The specials. Roots manuva. Melt banana. Happy mondays. Plone. Cut chemist. Spring heel jack. Kid acne. Skullflower...

Television:

Aye, got three of 'em. Two big un's and a small un.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Mark e Smith, Vaughn Robert Squire, Christopher Morris, Charles Bukowski, Peter Cook and a handfull of spastics I know. Oh, and Dave from Wyoming... width="425" height="350" ..
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My Blog

The tassels around the settee.(part four)

The duck hears the quacks of it's family or friends then retreats toward them to do duck things. I figure that he or she had thinly avoided a broken beak. I watch as they float to the bushy isla...
Posted by Karpis on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:24:00 PST

The tassels around the settee.(part three)

I never noticed until now that there is a scent imbuing the park. That of diesel dipped shit. I've been local to this odour before. On June the 5th when I set fire to a bin bag of my turds spiked with...
Posted by Karpis on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:06:00 PST

The tassels around the settee.(part two)

I sup up and head home through the streets that take me there, enter home to sit on a high chair till dark. The three or so hours pass. One thousand seven hundred and thirty ninth of my obituary done ...
Posted by Karpis on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST

The tassels around the settee.(part one)

Angelina is a self proclaimed adolescent 'UFO Believer' from Carolina with nods to more things that nobody cared of thinking about, thought about and more rationally, nobody gives a fuck about. A...
Posted by Karpis on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:29:00 PST

Richard

After shooting an irrespective look through the window out into yonder, Richard reached up a stretch atop the wardrobe to retrieve the oil marked hold-all and positioned it preciously at the bottom o...
Posted by Karpis on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST

Mad props.

He sat there flicking the beads across the abacus and declared he was a pensioner. I gave him the look I give then walked the three steps to smack him between the chopy's with my biggest fist. "You wo...
Posted by Karpis on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:56:00 PST

Breakfast of champs.

It is Thursday. This much is apparent. The connectors interlinked from my brain to the back of my eyes to the front, whilst my eyelids are open, can focus almost clearly on the newspaper on the table ...
Posted by Karpis on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:38:00 PST

Journeyman

Everyone is stood ogling the Stampede Derby except me. These people know nothing, I stand there admiring the Monkey Swing Dome. I count twenty maybe twenty five monkeys. Some are fucking, most are swi...
Posted by Karpis on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:13:00 PST