George W Bush, so I can spit in his stupid-monkey-face.
Currently? I am reading Burton on Burton -- by Tim Burton, Mark Salisbury (editor), the Golden Compass by -- Phil Pullman, The Complete Tales and Poems of Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne and Ernest H. Shepard, Parallel Worlds: A Journey Through Creation, Higher Dimensions, and the Future of the Cosmos -- by Michio Kaku, The Complete Curious George -- by H. A. Rey and Margret Rey
Switzerland's brandy-bearing St Bernard rescue dogs that get people who are caught in deep snow blotto, despite scientific evidence that alcohol lowers the body temperature. But hey, their intentions are good.