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About Me

My name is Sam. You can call me Sammy, bitches (and bastards and neuters). I'm a cat, duh! I love to eat and sleep. I do both of those things well. I also love to stare out windows, and lick myself at the most inappropriate times in the most inappropriate places. Hey, a cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do. I make great slurping noises. I fart sometimes. I love belly rubs and lunchtime. Dinnertime is good too. Oh yes, and breakfast. Snack is swell. My mother likes to call me foolish things such as Ween, Weenie, Monkeyhead, Senor, Senor Wences, and Senor On A Plane because she is a cruel, cruel, evil human being. But she lets me sleep with her all the time, so I let it slide. I'm a good kid, mostly. But I have been known to sleep around with lots of hot chicks. Oh, and I lick eyeballs. So beware!

My Interests

Eating. Sleeping. Licking myself. Eating some more. Sleeping some more. Belly rubs. Eating some more again. Sleeping some more again. Modeling. Oh yes, I'm a super model.

I'd like to meet:

Other cats and dogs. People who give good belly rubs. Anyone that will feed me tuna. And maybe a man for my human. She needs to get out more.

Music:

Birds chirping. I also like that new Kenny G CD. No wait, I don't. Mom just hit me for typing that. I like the Pussycat Dolls. I was originally one of them but then I was tossed out because I became a real diva when the fame came.

Movies:

I like that one about that cat that did that thing and got in trouble and....was rewarded with belly rubs. Yeah. That was a great flick.

Television:

I like shows with cats. I like to chase them off the screen, then stare into infinity. I also like any show that gets my mom to lay in bed and cuddle with me. That's usually scary crime dramas or "Project Runway".

Books:

Umm, I don't read.

Heroes:

Garfield.

My Blog

PLEASE VOTE FOR ME

Friends: My mommy just received an e-mail stating that I am one of 5 finalists for Pet of the Month on our local radio station's website, WalkRadio.com. Voting ends by Thursday (10/4) at 12PM ES...
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:37:00 PST

Where Have I Been?

Ferals, Ragamuffins, & Countrycats: Lend me your peepers! I'd like to explain why I went MIA for so long, and it all boils down to two words: MY MOMMY! Blast her and her insolence! I'v...
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:49:00 PST

I Like My Kittie Litter Fresh, Cause I'm Fresh

Friends, Roggies & Countrycats:I am so sorry that my mommy and I have barely been online over the past month. First, mommy was very ill with strep throat and a double ear infection. Th...
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

Friends, Romans, Countrycats

I just wanted to say meow.My mommy gave me a new blankie and I've been doing a lot of sleeping. Plus, I keep having these choking fits. It sucks. How am I supposed to model when I'm ...
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:04:00 PST

Carpe Meow = Seize The Cat

Hello friends.I'm sorry I haven't been able to write, answer fan mail, add new friends, etc. in a while. My mommy says that my online time needs to be limited since I've been trying to run away....
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:32:00 PST

I Could Go A Nap

Well friends, I feel like I haven't said anything in a long, long while so here I be. I don't have much to say, really: life is pretty much the same around this crash pad. The doggy is gon...
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:03:00 PST

The Bug

Friends, I am sick: I caught the bug. Yes, that's right: FLEAS! And what's more sick is that I think my mommy gave them to me! BLASPHEMY! She has two doggies at her new job and...
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:48:00 PST

Happy Halloweenie!

Halloween is how I got my nickname "Weenie". Anyhow, my mommy hasn't been letting me use the computer much lately. I consider that to be cruel. Even crueler is that stupid Halloween...
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 06:02:00 PST

I'm Sorry, Friends!

My mommy hasn't been letting me online much. :( Mommy hogs the computer when Grandpa's not on it, and Grandpa's on it a lot. So, sigh, I never get me any time to whore online no mo'....
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:34:00 PST

Damn Her!

My human is going away for an extended weekend. This is so wrong of her. In fact, I am going to make her pay by making as much noise as possible. Yes. This is my plan.
Posted by Sammy Vuitton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST