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About Me

Hello everybody , I'm Tom. I'm 35 years old with the mind of a seventy year old and the body of ... fortunately ,a 35 year old. I like my own space and hate it when people come round.(Unless they bring certain drinks and don't stay long.) I have a slightly varied range of interests including films,indie and rock music,some pop,some classical, some jazz , some folk, a tiny bit of dance, (why didn't I just say all music except country?),cricket, rugby ,photography,nature, drinking (but not too much), walking up hills ,playing my guitar badly, singing badly ,poetry,comedy and getting irritated by young teenagers. (I never was one fortunately.) I hate Americanisms,(but not necessarily Americans) and hate shop staff that say "enjoy" , when you buy something. To sum me up , imagine the miserable old git that lives down the road, but slightly younger and more attractive. Oh , I'm a big Pixies fan by the way ,(the band, not the little forest people with wings.)Layout made by HearrrtBreakerrr at CreateBlog.com . .r{}

My Interests

see my blurb if you can be bothered.(Also I really want to travel around Eastern Europe and Scandinavia but haven't got round to it yet.)

Music:

A big mix of all genres - 90's Indie,The Pixies, Frank Black , The Breeders,Radiohead, My Bloody Valentine, The Waterboys,Thirteen senses, The White stripes,Kent,REM, The Doors, The Stranglers(when Hugh Cornwell was the singer), Remy zero, Leaves,Ed Harcourt,The Killers,Elliot Smith,Jethro Tull,Phoenix,Jeff Buckley, Frank Sinatra,Nirvana,Something Pretty Beautiful(Hi Bill!), Nick Drake, Blah blah friggin' blah...
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Movies:

Cyrano de Bergerac,Jean de Florette ,Hammer horror films,(they're so comforting in a strange way),black and white films,French films, weird films!
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Television:

70's TV, some music tv , some sport ,some documentaries, drama.Like listening to LBC radio too

Books:

Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks, Perfume by Patrick Suskind ,Iain Banks,Iain Rankin, Bernard Cornwell, some fantasy(David Gemmell's the best!), history.

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

I'm back!

Well ,I'm back to the cold and darkness of another English winter and surprisingly , it's quite good to be home. I probably won't be able to go back to Australia for a longish time now and I'm a bit s...
Posted by Lordy Lordy on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

Diet update

I've just begun the second phase of my diet which involves taking a combination of viagra and prune juice. I don't know whether I'm coming or going....
Posted by Lordy Lordy on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST

I'm going crazy.....

I genuinely thought I was going mad this weekend when I noticed several people ,(mainly children I hasten to add), seemingly gliding accross the floor in my local shopping centre. The first time...
Posted by Lordy Lordy on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

Autumn

Damn this Autumn weather , it's not cold enough. I've bought all these winter clothes that I can't wear yet. mmmm.How gay does that sound. (Important note.There is nothing wrong with being gay....
Posted by Lordy Lordy on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:27:00 PST

Body hair

Why is it that in the last ten years , hairy chests and legs have completely gone out of fashion? It's now got to the point where men are shaving/ waxing it all off. I'm not talking about fur of goril...
Posted by Lordy Lordy on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:46:00 PST

review my Poem

Here is a poem I had published a few years ago in a compilation. I got £1.75 in royalties! lol Please feel free to post your comments , (unless they are negative ha ha) -------SEARCHING------- Can you...
Posted by Lordy Lordy on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:07:00 PST

Work

Does anyone else work from home on a regular basis? I wish I hadn't been introduced to myspace. It's too much of a distraction....
Posted by Lordy Lordy on Fri, 26 May 2006 03:09:00 PST

George Bush speechwriter!

Make George say what you want - here's the link http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html ...
Posted by Lordy Lordy on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:35:00 PST

optical illusions

Go to this website for the best optical illusion ever- The dragon illusion. It takes about 10 minutes to print , cut out etc but its fab. Kids and adults will love it. Here's the link-http://www.grand...
Posted by Lordy Lordy on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:32:00 PST