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Ms. Milk

Is it? Was it? Will it be?

About Me



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First things first: I like to keep my friend list short and exclusive which means I won't add just anyone as a friend (and never mass adders, music, comedy or promotional profiles unless there's good enough a reason to do so).
Try adding me without any sort of introduction: automatic deny. I also hate strangers asking for my MSN. BUGGER OFF. Manners manners, people! ______________________________________________________
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Lactose intolerant girl who, ironically enough, is known as Milk.
I'm tall, quirky and awkward. Geekiness is my secret weapon. Complex is my middle name. Contradicting myself is my game.
Sarcasm is my best friend and my worst enemy. I'm an oversocial hermit and an insomniac. My hands are almost always cold. I have an odd dimple on my other cheek. I hate anything average. I like colourful band-aids. My life often imitates my personality: chaotic.
I love people with a contagious laugh and poor timing. I am bored easily. It's not easy to impress me. I am outspoken, hyper sensitive and I dislike people who are only playing with me. I'm not to be played with. I don't have a competitive, sexy or classy bone in my body. I'm like a giraffe on ice, wearing roller skates. I have a strong personality and a big heart. I am extremely ticklish. I don't take myself too seriously. Sometimes I take myself too seriously. I think too much. I am always either hot or cold. I am addicted to Dijon mustard. I often hear that I'm like a hurricane.
Two things I don't do: colour pink and "cute". I also have a problem with floral and animal print as well as people who are trying to figure me out. I am known for my knee high socks and L' Eau D' Issey fragrance. I am not an easy going, fun loving party princess with an eternal orangy tan and a skirt that looks like it was a belt in its previous life. I do things no other than the Milky Way. No udder Milk will do.

Dark and wavy hair is my weakness. I am drawn to complex, charismatic, moody and creative people with fire and passion in their eyes. As I am a very visual person, I dislike lolling, lmaoing and such. I'm a huge fan of complete words and sentences.
Those who are blessed with a razor sharp mind have my loyalty to the end.
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My Interests



Perfecting quirkiness. Getting there slowly but unsurely.
Honest, silly, loyal, neurotic, original, unoriginal, intense, witty, stupid, calm, hyper, mellow, funny, not funny, shy, outgoing, quick, slow, tall, quirky, bubbly, quiet, loud, silent, sick, healthy, secure, insecure, stressed out, easy going, deep, shallow, unmaterialistic, materialistic.
Laughs, cries, analyses, over analyses, thinks, twists things around. Stands out in the crowd. Extreme ends of spectrum. Loves beautiful things. Sensitive eyes and ears. Sensitive overall. Can't lie. Tough, soft, cynical, positive, negative, angelic, devious, moody, even, bitchy, sweet, complex, simple, loves, hates. Inpatient, patient, caring, not caring, understanding, misunderstanding, helping, being helped. Addicted to coffee and music.

I'd like to meet:


My Sleepy Kitten aka Comrade Franticek, Token Black Chick and other beautiful and caring people who have an old soul. Those, who are brave enough to love. Tall people. . Those who aren't average. Creative minds. Those who do give a fuck.

Comrade-Union Milschka-Franticek since 1997

Music:

AIR, Arctic Monkeys, Astrud Gilberto, Basement Jaxx, Betchadupa, Björk, Blur, Coldplay, Cole Porter, Crowded House, Cut Chemist, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Egotrippi, Elastica, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliott Smith, Eskimo Joe, Franz Ferdinand, Goldfrapp, Gotan project, Ismo Alanko, Jamiroquai, Jeff Buckley, Jeffrey Bützer, Joanna Newsom, Kemopetrol, Kent, Kerkko Koskinen, Kings of Leon, Komeda, Koop, Kula Shaker, Lemonator, Massive Attack, Maxïmo park, Midnight Juggernauts, Mr. Meeble, Neil Finn, Nina Simone, Phoenix, Radiohead, Röyksopp, Sielun Veljet, Supergrass, The B-52's, The Beatles, The Brand New Heavies, The New Pornographers, The Police, The Sugarcubes, Thom Yorke, Ultra Bra, Wolfmother, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zero 7
New wave, lounge, jazz, alternative, electronica, you name it, I usually like it.

Movies:

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, Life of Brian, Labyrinth, Fucking Åmål, Circus, Modern Times, Dogma, Bad Santa, Lost in Translation, The Dictator, Donnie Darko, Amélie, the Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Hyväntekijät, 5th Element, Finding Nemo, Velvet Goldmine, The Royal Tenenbaums, Coffee and Cigarettes, The Princess Bride

Television:

I'm a docu-whore

Books:

Thin ones

Heroes:

Eddie Izzard, Frank, Tina Fey & Dr Snuggles

My Blog

Someone call 911

This is a story of how one thing can lead to another. Since Sunday, I had felt a little under the weather: tired, feeling sick, lost my appetite... I didn’t think about it too much. I was vacuu...
Posted by Ms. Milk on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:20:00 PST

Stockholm

Stockholm 18-20.1.2007 Click the picture to see more ...
Posted by Ms. Milk on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:33:00 PST

Pre-Christmas

Cottage Getaway...
Posted by Ms. Milk on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:41:00 PST

Turn this shit around

Sure, I could complain, whine and moan. But I refuse to do so today. No! Let's turn it all around! Milk& So what if you didn't sleep. At least you didn't have any nightmares. So what if you turned the...
Posted by Ms. Milk on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:24:00 PST

Voice

No matter where I am. No matter what I'm doing. A simple voicemail can bring back all the memories of perfect love and friendship and make me cry.
Posted by Ms. Milk on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:38:00 PST

Giraffe Hunting Season has Begun

I swear... If my phone rings one more friggin' time this weekend and the caller is someone I never gave my phone number to, I'll bloody flip. FLIP!!!!  Oh how they all think t...
Posted by Ms. Milk on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:15:00 PST

The Wedding Day

What a wonderful day it was. The sun was shining for the first time in weeks. I had slept 9 hours. I felt well rested and good. How wonderful it was to be compared to Cate Blanchett first thing in th...
Posted by Ms. Milk on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:33:00 PST

Lost for words

Sometimes even I am lost for words. There are things that silence me. Things that are beyond me. Beyond anything. Beyond reasoning. All I can say is: I'm here for you. I love you. Other words are me...
Posted by Ms. Milk on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:32:00 PST

Cha-cha-cha-cha-changes

Even though I've tried to take it easy and rest away the bug I got from my nephew, I still was feeling so poorly today I saw a doctor. I have been poked by a lady called Svetlana and will rest a coup...
Posted by Ms. Milk on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST

Hen Night

Remember Milk... Don't babysit sick children two days before attending your dear friend's hen night. I was sick as a dog and now have to recover from the nasty super bug as well as last night's drinki...
Posted by Ms. Milk on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST