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Bud

Uncompromisingly Impractical

About Me

I'm freeway close, dishwasher safe, and ozone friendly!

My Interests

Keeping hot foods hot, while keeping cold foods cold.

I'd like to meet:

Fun people! Happy people! People who will clean my apartment and smile while doing it! DO NOT CONTACT ME IF: 1. You are not a thinking person. 2. You cannot appreciate quirky, sarcastic people. I don't care if I may have contacted you first. I was probably drunk and who the fuck are you anyway?*If I don't know you, don't request to hop onto my list o' home persons. This ain't some kinda popularity contest, ya know?

Music:

Nothing but Italian opera.

Movies:

I watch them.

Television:

BLOWS.

Books:

I read them.

Heroes:

Those who have soul enough to be original, and the courage to wear it.

My Blog

Untitled

Reaching for her in the darkness, listening for her sighs. Awake enough now to realize he is alone. Holding tight the pillow that still smells of her hair, then and only then will sleep be allowed to ...
Posted by Bud on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:07:00 PST

Fuckin’ A

"THEY HAVE NOTHING IN THEIR WHOLE IMPERIAL ARSENAL THAT CAN BREAK THE SPIRIT OF ONE IRISHMAN WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE BROKEN"               &n...
Posted by Bud on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:09:00 PST

Soul Eternal

"Money is a tool, nothing more, and should never be thought of in any other way.  Worldly possessions are simply that, and can always be taken from you.  Government, king, country are fickle...
Posted by Bud on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:54:00 PST

If You Stand For....

"If you stand for nothing, in the end, your life will have meant nothing.  I would rather die for the cause today, then to live a pointless forever".
Posted by Bud on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:37:00 PST

GITMO JESUS

Jesus Christ walking the earth today, how would He be received?  Would His outspoken ways and words of peace and kindness towards our neighbors get Him a wire tapping?  His critica...
Posted by Bud on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:00:00 PST

Christmas Eve With The Prince Of Gay Porn

While mixing up one of those green vegetable shakes in my blender this evening, I remembered an incident ( an adventure in bartending we shall say ), that happened a couple o' years back.  I was ...
Posted by Bud on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:37:00 PST

Because I Care

Most Important Meal of the Day This morning I cracked open an egg that held two yokes. Two yokes. Now I am thinkin', what if this egg had been fertilized? What if this egg had hatched? What if the re...
Posted by Bud on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST