Optimism is... |
Optimism is only filling your gas tank up halfway with the expectation that gas prices might actually drop by the next time you need fuel... despite the knowledge that they have increased every month ...
Posted by brian muench on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:20:00 PST |
Exactly. |
I want a woman who doesn't hear 'How are you?' as 'I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if yo...
Posted by brian muench on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:50:00 PST |
Interview |
(Find the original source here.)
Hello all! This is the first unouomedude interview! Today I'll be talking to the musician Brian Muench. Brian Muench is a breath fresh air. Wonderful melodies, inspiri...
Posted by brian muench on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:12:00 PST |
Life Lessons, Vol. 2: Don't Do This |
Original Message: (Copy and Pasted for your reading convenience.)
MySpace girl: hey sexii man get back at me ok Brian Muench: ok.MySpace girl: well do you want to tallk about anything or you kno wut? ...
Posted by brian muench on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:06:00 PST |
Dear Britney Spears |
Dear Britney Spears,
STOP BITING MY STYLE.
Posted by brian muench on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST |
Dear Jalapeno Thickburger |
Dear Jalapeno Thickburger,
Until now I didn't think it was possible to enjoy the bloated gut feeling that finishing off a Hardee's (or Carl's Jr. for some of you) thickburger combo meal and the s...
Posted by brian muench on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST |
Dear Kurt at the Red Sea |
Dear Kurt at the Red Sea,
(Reading time, 5 minutes.)
You guys probably are aware that last Wednesday I played at the Red Sea in the Loop. I don't doubt you became quite tired of seeing my constant bul...
Posted by brian muench on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST |
Dear Ronnie the Band Midget |
Dear Ronnie the Band Midget,
As I often do, today I was sending friend requests to people whose musical tastes and overall attitude seem respectable. The fact that you are able to even read this bulle...
Posted by brian muench on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST |
Dear My Liver |
Dear My Liver,
Believe me when I say I am sorry. You filter more beer than a drain at the Anheuser-Busch factory, and that's no easy task. You do it night after night with no regard for your...
Posted by brian muench on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST |
Dear Personalized LED Screen Belt Buckle Wearer |
Dear Personalized LED Screen Belt Buckle Wearer,
Maybe you know something I don't, but I'm pretty sure this started out as a big joke. Some guy who sat around flipping between ESPN and...
Posted by brian muench on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:10:00 PST |
