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Ash

Stalk this, bitch.

About Me

So this appears to be the part where I shamelessly promote myself. But I find myself lacking the energy or maybe I just don't give a damn. I can be alternately sweet or bitchy depending upon which way the wind is blowing. You should NEVER take me anything I say seriously, I'm just trying to get a rise out of you.
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I have my own special form of tourette's syndrome, I say what I feel when I feel it. I see nothing wrong with it and wish others would do the same to me. I despise it when people try and put me into a "role" or a slot. I like original people who aren't afraid to be themselves. There can be freedom in rejection. There is entirely too much conformity out there and myspace seems to further the narcissitic idea that your body and appearance define who you are. If my hair, my clothes or my ass determine who I am then I'm really screwed. I am my own worst enemy and my head can be a frightening place sometimes."
I love bad horror movies and old, fast cars. I still own ripped jeans from when I was 16 and I refuse to get rid of them. I suffer from insane mood swings and it is entirely possible for me to go from pissed off to doing cartwheels down the center of the road in thirty seconds. Possible, yeah, it happened yesterday. I am full of contradictions and wouldn't have it any other way.I have the best girlfriends in the world, I don't know where I would be without them. Probably in a padded room watching the muppet show all day. I love my elmo tee shirts regardsless of how many times Heather and Mattie rag on me and threaten to put me on what not to wear. I curse too much, I drink too often and I would do anything for my friends. I love living in my little gray house with my two bitches, oops, I mean boys.If you want to add me it is at your own peril. Message me first or I'm gonna ignore you. I'm not going to comment on your pictures or pander to your ego unless I genuinely feel a comment is deserved."
Asheley --
[adjective]:
Fetish oriented
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My Interests

I enjoy repeatedly banging my head into walls and playing in traffic.

I'd like to meet:

myspace layouts & contact tables
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
You Are 80% Sociopath

The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!
Are You A Sociopath?

Music:

I adore Tori Amos and Damien Rice, David Gray,Ryan Adams, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Counting Crows, Morphine, Ani Difranco, Modest Mouse, Allman Brothers Band, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Grateful Dead, Rob Zombie, Deep Bananna Blackout, Sublime, Rage, Johnny Cash, Cake, Disturbed,Incubus, Liz Phair, Stone Sour, Hinder, Gym Class Heros, Evanesence, Buckcherry, Shinedown

Movies:

Waiting (gotta love the goat), The Princess Bride, Mirror Mask, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Fear and Loathing, Napoleon Dynamite (of course!) Not another teen movie, Shrek, Wedding Crashers, The Wall, Evil Dead, Thank you for smoking, Pulp Fiction, The Devils Rejects, House of 1000 corpses, Sin City, Memento, The Crow, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Silent Hill, Grandma's Boy, Van Wilder, Natural Born Killers and so many others I can't recall right now... I am a huge fan of graphically violent horror movies with no redeeming qualities.

Television:

Mind of Mencia/Southpark/Sopranos. I have an unhealthy obsession with Nip/Tuck. Other than that I beleive my televison is the devil and is attempting to convince me to eviscerate my roomates..

Books:

Stephen King/Dean Koontz/Janet Fitch/Nelson DeMille/John Saul/Laurell K. Hamilton/Jacquelin Carrey, Tom Wolfe or whatever else happens to be within arms reach. I love reading and writing poetry which is at complete odds with the rest of my personality.

My Blog

That wasn't a rant, this is a freaking rant

Disclamer:  I am in an extremely bad mood right now.  Last chance, back away slowly... Yesterday was a beautiful, relaxing day off.  I couldn't have had a more perfect day.  Until ...
Posted by Asheley on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

My latest rant

I am an full out, ball busting bitch, I can't seem to help it, everybody has to be good at something.  My latest pet peeve are these strange, self obsessed myspace people who love to post half na...
Posted by Asheley on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST

Stating the obvious

While driving to work this morning, without my trusty dunkin' donuts cup of coffee that is the equivalent to an eight ball of cocaine, I started to day dream and almost ran into some guy at the one st...
Posted by Asheley on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:23:00 PST

Word of the day....drunk

Some people are suggestible drunks. In contrast, I am an overly cautious drunk (lmfao). Whereas other folks (ahem, Melanie and Bonnie) after a few beers, want to drive down to Atlantic City or Fo...
Posted by Asheley on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:16:00 PST