Lady Earp

I am here so I am not the only person in the world without a MySpace account!
I like the Arts, am creative, poetic, romantic, intelligent, funny and down to Earth. I love animals and Godzilla. Dont try to get me to watch some sappy love story-It won't happen. I like basketball, football and baseball (in that order) but not fanatical. I love God and Chinese food. I drink coffee, love cold weather and hippy-ness. I hate abortion. I dislike baldness, sloppy alcoholics, and criminals. I LOVE long hair, history, math, science and motorcycles but not motorcycle maniacs. I love my heritage, natural things, and cigarettes. My favorite holidays in order are; Thanksgiving, Halloween, Easter, St. Valentine's Day, and Superbowl Sunday. I like sanity, honesty, humor, and true intelligence. I dislike liars, boasters, whiners and perverts. I've been there and done that, am a little tired, and can't handle stupid games.
Survey Time
Name: Tami. Birthday: August 12. Birthplace: Lansing, MI. Eye Color: Brown. Hair Color: Almost Black. Height: 5'7-ish. Heritage: Sicilian/Native American. Piercings: 5 in my left ear, one in my right ear. Left nostril. Tattoos: Two cherries on stems above left breast. Favorite: Band: Beatles/Zeppelin. Song: Rain by Uriah Heep. Movie: Pulp Fiction and Paris Texas. Disney Movie: Disney fuckin’ sucks. TV show: All shows on Court TV and Animal Planet! Color: Green, green and more green. Food: Steak. Pizza topping: Ground beef, black olives, x-tra cheese, anchovies, bacon and pepperoni. Ice-Cream Flavor: Butter Pecan. Drink (alcoholic): Tanqueray and Tonic with a splash of Lime. Soda: Diet Pepsi. Store: Do I have to pick just one? Can’t do it! Clothing Brand: No favorites... Shoe Brand: Anything sexy, cute, comfortable, sleazy, slutty, sloppy, FM-ish, moccs, sandles, boots-any shoe really I have a 'thing' about shoes and have been know to own countless pairs....minus tennis shoes. They suck and you will never see a pair on my beautiful feet! Season: Winter. Month: Who the fuck has a favorite month? Flower: Daffodil. Make-Up Item: Favorite? Ha, ok... I hardly wear it but when I do I wear mascara, eyeliner, lipstick and a little blush. Board game: Playing with grownups-Scrabble. Playing with kids-The Game of Life. Sunny or rainy: I like it overcast and rainy it's very nice and calming. I love storms. Very powerful. Chocolate or vanilla: Neither. Fruit or veggie: I prefer veggies. Fruit rarely. Night or day: Night. I should have been a vampire. Sour or sweet: Honestly? I do not like sweet things very much. Hate frosting, jelly, and syrup. Goopy thick sweet stuff is nasty. So sour would have to be my choice! Love or money: What? Money. No, Love. No, Money. No, Love... Phone or in person: It depends on what we are doing!!!!!!! Looks or personality: It would have to be both. A person could be hot as hell but a dickhead. A person could be awesome but look like a muffin. So, both. Coffee or tea: Coffee is my favorite but I do like my tea as well... Hot or cold:??? Ok, Hot men, hot sex, hot coffee, hot showers, hot porn movies, hot headed, hot and sexy clothes, hot tamales. Cold weather, cold water, cold yogurt, cold showers, air conditioning! Your: Goal for this year: Paint the house. Really. Most missed memory: Uh, I don’t miss memories but I’ll let ya know when I get old and senile what memory I miss most! Best physical feature: They’re called boobs. First thought waking up: Pee, toothbrush and coffee. Hypothetical personality disorder: Hoarding. Preferred type of plastic surgery: Scar removal. Sesame Street alter ego: Ok, Oscar the Grouch for me. Fairytale alter ego: Tinker Bell because she is a little mean, stubborn and hot headed but beautiful and helpful and magical. Most stupid remark: I really don’t know. Greatest ambition: To go shopping with Sharon Osborne. Greatest fear: Spiders. Darkest secret: Yeah, I’m gonna post my darkest secret on MySpace... Favorite subject: What it was in high school? Art. College was, Yikes...can hardly pick just one...all of my programming classes! Strangest received gift: For Christmas a couple years ago, after not having had received anything from my mother since I was a child, she appeared at my house out of the blue claiming to be Santa and gave me this really stupid yellow candle that when lit plays the tune to ‘Danny Boy’. Yup, right at the top of my strange gifts received list! Worst habit: But I’m perfect, I have no bad habits. Oh yeah, I chew the inside of my lip. Do You: Smoke: Yes and Yes. Drink: Once in a great while. Hardly ever. Like maybe once or twice in one year and then not again for a couple years. Curse: Why yes, I just cursed my sister the other day, “May the fleas of a thousand herd of camel infest her armpits.” Dance in the rain: I have. Sing: Of course, doesn’t everyone? Play an instrument: Little bit. Get along with your parents: My mother is fucked up. Royally. And I don’t like her at all. My father is cool couldn’t live without him. Wish on stars: When I was a child I did. Believe in fate: Yes. Believe in love at first sight: Yes. Can You: Drive: Yes. Sew: Yes, one of my favorite things to do. Cook: Yes, very well I think.. Speak another language: Took French in school. Learned a bit of Italian, and Klingon. Dance: Yes. Touch your nose with your tongue: No, but it is one of my 'must have' qualities in a man! Whistle: Yes, I can whistle. A few different techniques learned when I was a child taught to me by my brother...thanks Dean! Curl your tongue: Yes. Have You Ever: Been Drunk: When I drink I drink to get very drunk. Been Stoned/High: Yes/Yes. Eaten Sushi: Yes, love it. Been in Love: Yes. Sent someone a love letter: Yes. Favorite Human on Earth: Ah, the favorite human question... Stolen something: Long time ago, when I was a kid, and my sister Patti narced on me. Cried yourself to sleep: If I did, I don’t remember it. Other Questions: What annoys you most in a person? Petty bullshit. Are you right or left-handed? Left-handed. What is your bedtime? I don’t have a specific bedtime. Name three things you can't live without: My children, my father, and my smokes. What is the color of your room? Oh, so light of a blue you don’t even think it is blue...called, ‘Winter Blue’. Do you have any siblings? My parents gave me 3 sisters and 2 brothers. I have 2 stepbrothers and I have 2 friends who are like sisters to me, closer than my own sisters to me. Love them more and think of them more than I do my own sisters. I do not like most of my siblings, only one sister. Do you have any pets? Yes, as a matter of fact I do have pets! Dogs, cats, hamster, guinea pig, hermit crabs and an ex-husband. Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? No, can’t spend a million in prison. What is you middle name? Leyn. What are you nicknames? Tams, Tracy, Romo, Mama, Mom, Sissy, and Leyn. Are you for or against gay marriage? For. Do you have a crush on anyone? Not exactly! Are you afraid of the dark? No! How do you want to die? Want to? Shit, I don’t know. Good thing we don’t have to choose that! Soylent Green is People! What is the largest amount of Popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I hate Popsicles, they are among those sweet gross things I think nasty. Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes. Who is your best friend: My best friend died. His name was Jack. What is the last law you’ve broken? Too bad Indo is illegal... In a Member of the Opposite Sex: Hair color: Black or brown. Eye color: Brown or Green. Height: Tall. Weight: Average. Most important physical feature: Sexy mouth. Biggest turn-off: Braggarts. I hate men who are so stinking insecure about themselves that they brag about themselves. Assholes they are. Biggest turn-on: My mating rituals are extremely rough therefore I require a Klingon man.
The "war on terror" will be over the second Bush is impeached. ~ Alan Bisbort

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Uriah Heep: Rain (My all time favorite song)
Songs I wish I could find for my Playlist:

Boogie With Stu By Led Zeppelin The Show Must Go On By Three Dog Night And You And I By Yes Pinhead By The Ramones Wonderous Stories By Yes 1 2 3 Red Light By 1910 Fruitgum Company The Mule By Deep Purple Breed By Nirvana