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Alan G Parker

I promise you this - one day you'll walk into the tattoo shop of life and say; I'm back and ready fo

About Me


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Well, for those who don't know my name is Alan, I was born in Blackburn, Lancashire (home of the much talked about '4000 Holes') in April 1965, a good year for selling Beatles records! I was pretty much obsessed by music from the get go, a glam rock kid with a paper-round, thus a huge collection of singles! And a bedroom with 'Our Kid' covered in Slade posters. When Punk came along my sinker was pretty much hooked and lined!! I made it my mission to get involved somehow, a mission which has seen pretty near all my heroes become friends. I guess I never knew that one day they would all be on speed-dial, so I'm glad I was at enough early gigs to get it...
Like all music industry 'wanna-be' kids, the path to London was soon so well trod, that even my parents were asking; "When are you moving there?"
So move here I did, to Maida Vale to be exact, pretty near where Sid & Nancy once lived on Pindock Mews. I have written wagon loads of books, you'll find 'em on Amazon, when your not busy mixing me up with the geezer who directed 'The Life of David Gale'. I guess I'm best known in that world as the official biographer of Sid Vicious (a title I have his mother to thank for - bless ya Anne)although there are still a few surprises to come I promise, and I don't mean Sid releated ones!
I have been a consultant at EMI Records since 2000, thus I have seen quite a bit of the world by travelling with bands, believe me there is no substitute for Leeds in the rain... Ha! I'm lucky enough to have worked in TV and DVD too (thanx Don) and I love it all, let me tell you.
I still have a million ideas and as many plans, so keep your eyes peeled it's on it's way... Whatever it might be! I'd like to thank my wonderful agent (Marcella), most of my Top 40 Friends on here. Mr Mick O'Shea for his other million ideas, one day the world mate. And I'll see you in the tatto shop, if I'm not signing yer book in The Spice of Life first...
Some folks dream of the wonders they'll do Before their time on this planet is through Some just don't have anything planned They hide their hopes and their heads in the sand Now I don't know who is wrong, who is right But if by chance you are here for the night Then all I need is an hour or two To tell the tale of a dreamer like you...
We all dream a lot - some are lucky, some are not But if you think it, want it, dream it, then it's real You are what you feel
But all that I say can be told another way In the story of a boy who's dream came true And he could be you...
Was it all worthwhile? Was it worth the sacrifice of talent, and the shocking sums of money poured down our throats into our protesting stomachs?
Was it worth the waste of time? Oh yes! We had fun! Everything was positive, not a waste at all. Compared to today’s world-weary pessimism, it was a time of innocence and hope.
Anything could happen, and, for some of us it did...


No One Is Innocent: Sid Vicious (Orion Books) Paperback - September 2008

My Interests

Music, writing, gigs, The 'Legendary' Spice of Life (seems to have become a full time interest!), London & New York in general, Paris is fast catching up (thanx Malcolm!), and I guess just learning more... Today W9 tomorrow the World... Lyndsey Lohan naked in The Spice of Life (just ask my mates, its a long story!)... Now in editing stages of 'Who Killed Nancy?' and its looking good. About to start my next big book too! So I'm pleased. Hope to see you out there... And if not, do remember to ring...

I'd like to meet:



Back on my planet, they laugh at my jokes And everyone drinks and everyone smokes No one speaks 'less there's something to say There's no false words just telecommunique
Back on my planet you cannot tell lies 'Cos everyone can see it by the look in your eye Parties all last for a couple of days No one sleeps 'cos beds are prohibited
Back on my planet, silence is granted We're laughing at the earthlings Back on my planet, back on my planet
And meanwhile… Back on my planet where dinosaurs roam With uncut TV beaming into your home As mother nature being eager and free Money don't talk just givin' ability
Elvis, Sid Vicious, Nancy Spungen, John Thaw, Julia Bond, Terri Summers, Sid James, Mary Millington, THE RIGHT CHICK!, Johnny Thunders, Belladonna and Far too many bands to mention... Never say never...

what 77' punk band are you?

Stiff Little Fingers
yeah your stiff little fingers! you rock ass so much and have alot of telent behind you. you will be churning out great records for the next 30 years.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Music:


Stiff Little Fingers/Motley Crue/Iron Maiden/Metallica/ The Clash/Buzzcocks/Sixx AM/The Wildhearts (and Ginger solo too!)/Oasis/The Jam/Manic Street Preachers/Bad Religion/The Stranglers/Sex Pistols/The Heartbreakers/The Ramones/Slade/New York Dolls/Kiss/Mott The Hoople/ Sweet/Mud/The Alarm/Bay City Rollers/Elton John/ABBA/ The Monkees/AC/DC/Fountains of Wayne/Green Day/The Almighty/The Stiffs/Bon Jovi... God knows, loads is possibly the best answer!!!

Movies:

Carry On films, Monty Python, Great Rock n' Roll Swindle (oh yeah, it's a must!), Slade in Flame, Who Killed Nancy? (guess I would say that, right?), Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Joy Division Movie, Me Without You, Prozac Nation, Anything Else, Villain, The Firm (not that cheesy Tom Cruise film!), All Coppers Are..., Suburban Mayhem, Kidulthood, Alpha Dog, Almost Famous, Gangster Films (way too many to name, but start with the greats and work from there!), Anything with Lindsay Lohan (She's hot!), Both Sweeney Movies, Stardust, That'll Be The Day, Pretty much anything with Ray Winston or Gary Oldman. Heavens, my place looks like a 'Blockbuster' shop, let say lots of movies...

Television:

Sweeney, Minder, New Tricks, Funland (Beth, was just Wow!), No Angles, Dr Who, Between The Lines, Rescue Me, Life On Mars, New Bionic Women (I'm hooked!), Hazell, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Cracker and NOT Big Brother (what the fuck is that all about... I'm not famous and I can eat with a spoon & sleep in a bed... Cool, me too!)

Books:


All mine!! (ah! They all say that!), Englands Dreaming (cause it rocks like fuck!), Anything written by: Terry Rawlings, Mick O'Shea, Charles Dickens, Lewis Carroll, Keith Badman, Steve Grantley, Robert Ross, Paolo Hewitt, Welsh Pete, Pat Gilbert & David Parker (keep it in the family!) - Everybody who got a book published and lived for it, way too many posers out there!

Heroes:

Sid Vicious (RIP), Ray Winston, Gary Oldman, John Thaw (RIP), Dennis Waterman, My Dad (RIP)... This one is difficult, because most of my heroes are on speed-dial...

My Blog

Who Killed Nancy? - Cast List

Cause you were asking, and I was feeling pretty kind... Here's the cast list on 'Who Killed Nancy?' - May I also take the time to point out that there are many un-sung heroes on this project, and rath...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:38:00 PST

Who Killed Nancy? - Directors Report - Stage 2

Someone asked me just yeasterday how 'Who Killed Nancy?' actually came about, I thought about it for a minute and said; "You know, it's actually all Monty Pythons fault, when you boil it down!" - Stra...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:39:00 PST

Frankly I can’t believe it... But...

"And in a perfect world were everything was equal, I would still own the film rights and be working on the sequel" Wednesday 10.20am land at Heathrow Airport from JFK, tired, but pretty much full of b...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:10:00 PST

Who Killed Nancy? - Directors report - Stage 1

I think its only fair to say that 'Who Killed Nancy?' (although it had no name back then) was born over a can of lager in Anne Beverley's front room in Swadlincote, Darbyshire. While we had met to do ...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:11:00 PST

Top 40 Friends - The Debate Continues...

Just off the phone to a mate, who like what seems to be many chicks thinks the whole Top 40 friends thing should be very personal. To be fair, I guess a few guys have mentioned that to me too, though ...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:13:00 PST

10 Greatest Rock n Roll films ever made!

The 10 Greatest Rock n' Roll Films Ever Made Obviously everyone will have an opinion, this my friends, is just mine... (1) The Great Rock n' Roll Swindle: Sex Pistols (2) Some Kind Of Monster: Me...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:59:00 PST

Sean Body - A Diamond

Sean Body R.I.P. I first met Sean Body on Denmark Street in the rain, during the so-called summer of 1996. I was trying to juggle a Starbucks coffee and three bags of CD's, he was taking some books o...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:16:00 PST

Yes, I think Im hooked on Dr Who

"Dudddle, ah duh, duddle ah duh, duddle ah duh... Wwwwhhhhhooooo...." OK, so it was a mistake to try and start with the Dr Who theme written down, seemed like a blinder in the taxi home last night! Mi...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:38:00 PST

My Space - What Have We Done!

Well friends, it's coming up to 2 years since I started this rather bizarre, time consuming journey we call 'my space'. And what do I know now that I didn't then... Well, here's a list... (a) Most peo...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:38:00 PST

Read this - you’ll see...

Because I was actually in NYC on 9/11 I normally found myself drawn to the subject on many occassions. I was ’glued’ to the movie Shut Up & Sing starring The Dixie Chicks - those girls...
Posted by Alan G Parker on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:23:00 PST