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Thelma

About Me

I don't know who the hell would need to know about me. This was all Bubba's idea, he thinks that I need to use this damn device. This is the worst thing next to that damn disc player, I leave the house for an hour and Vinton and Naomie have given my good old record player to charity. Well let me tell you I marched right down to that Salvation Army, and ripped my record player right out of the arms of that damn punk who bought it, I'll tell you selling my record player for fifty cents, some nerve! I am a homemaker from Raytown, and if you didn't already know that it is probably none of your buisness anyway. I live with my overgrown son Vinton, and his wife Naomie, who still have not managed to move out of my damn basement. My grandson Bubba also lives with me, my ungrateful daughter moved away to Florida without him well he was in reform school. Then there is Iola, my best friend, and neighboor, not to mention busy body. If anyone can make a useless knit knick-knack , it is Iola. Of course, I don't think any of them would be able to tell their head from their ass if they didn't have me. Think what you will, but I still love them all as much as amother can....well maybe not Naomie.
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My Interests

Cooking, Cleaning, Shopping, and Matlock

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented the microwave, that damn thing ruined more food than Bush administration ruined the economy.

Music:

Glenn Miller, The Andrew Sisters, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Big Band music, none of that awful noise that you hear these days. I can't tell if that is suppossed to be singing, or some kind of tourture.

Movies:

I don't go to the movies anymore, Hollywood hasen't turned out a real film since 1965.

My Blog

I'm One Bad Motherf@.!!er in the Kitchen!

Your days are numbered Rachel Ray!  That woman trashes up the kitchen like a wild boar at a wedding!  I'll telll you right now, once they get a good look a good cook ( and not to mentio...
Posted by Thelma on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST