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About Me

"Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter..."I'm efficient so I have more time to be lazy. All that laziness leads to procrastination which has made me one hell of a multi-tasker thereby increasing my efficiency. So I am happy that I was able to get something out of doing nothing. I also have an addiction to Q-tips and thus the cleanest ears around...ALSO DETROIT AREA BANDS OR BANDS PLAYING SHOWS IN THE DETROIT AREA:If you need a soundman, contact TLQ sound located right down there in my Top-Whatever. Travis has been doing sound for about 8-9 years. Recently, he did sound for such acts as Detroit Gospel Choir, Ben Folds and Papa Roach. He's very professional and KNOWS his shit!!! He also rents out equipment. I remember when he bought his first mics, now his equipment arsenal is worth more than a moderately priced house. He's like a little bro and I'm proud of him for what he's already accomplished in what will be a long, brilliant career...Call Him!!!Plus, I want him to get nationally recognized so he can teach me how to do sound then I travel around the nation being a roadie.

My Interests

Zero Liability, Single bounds, Double Takes, Triple X, Quadratic Equations, Five Spots, Six Strings, Seven Wonders, Eight in the Box, Nine Lives, Top Tens, Eleventh Hours, 12 days of X-mas, Friday the 13ths, Fortnights.

I'd like to meet:

Who's ever clever

Music:

Start with Suicidal Tendencies, end up with Grateful Dead. EVERYTHING In Between.Also: Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Phish, Jane's Addiction, Django Reinhardt, Weezer, Parliament, Gap Band, any Funky Stuff for that matter, Albert King, Allman Bros, F. Zappa, Dead Milkmen, Motley Crue, Bare Jr., Tribe Called Quest, Gorillaz, Pharcyde, NOFX, Operation Ivy, M.O.D., Grant Green, Johnny Cash, this list could go on to infinity damn near.There's not much I don't like.

Movies:

Office Space, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Red Dawn, Shawshank Redemtion, Sin City, Incredibles, there are alot a more of course....

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, News, Detroit Lions Footballl, Old 80's shows, Six Feet Under,

Books:

The Mother Tongue, Dan Brown stuff, The Jungle, Post Office, In Cold Blood, Hell's Angel,How to Develop A Calculator in Your Head, Slaughterhouse Five, The Kite Runner...

Heroes:

JIMI Hendrix, Manneken-Pis, Joel Ervin, Hurt Ankles, Middle Fingers

My Blog

My greatest fear...

...Dropping my keys down a storm drain. But you know what they say. To overcome yours fears you must confront them. So I place my keys on a flimsy stick, hold it out, and walk over every drain I...
Posted by Doug E. Doug on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:31:00 PST

Technologee-whiz

So I'm at my parents house for Christams and they just had this big project done, and now they have all of these state-of-the-art appliances. These things are a bitch! I can almost (almost...
Posted by Doug E. Doug on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:32:00 PST

Lyrics to go...

Okay you rock and rollers, I want you to list some of your favorite lyrics, and also what lyrics you think are not so good. Rememeber there are no wrong answers, it's the participation that coun...
Posted by Doug E. Doug on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST

God, The Devil, & Santa

I think God and the Devil are in cahoots. It seems to me that Santa is their joint venture. The assimilation of their similarities just can't be ignored. For starters all three are ubiquitous and sc...
Posted by Doug E. Doug on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Weather

There is this older lady who works next door. Sometimes when she takes a smoke break I join her. We talk about the obvious....
Posted by Doug E. Doug on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So, you wanna do something different...

Greetings, This is a preview of my online business seminar entitiled " ". I can't think of a titile right that is your assignment for this week. Basically, just forget what you've been taught as t...
Posted by Doug E. Doug on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST