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I am my biggest fan. I crack myself up at least 10 times a day and I'm really not that funny. I am the original inventor of champong (beer pong with champagne for the amateurs) and full contact is the only way to play. I love arguing with democrats. It's become something of a sport. I think my nieces are the cutest children to ever walk the planet and if you disagree... I will fight you to the death. I was in the delivery room when they were born and for all those who have asked.... It's not as beautiful as people make it out to be. It's pretty gross. My family is insane. Seriously... But I love them all more than life itself. I smile all the time. If you see me without a smile on my face, someone most likely just died. I am one of the loudest people I know. In 30 years I still have not learned how to use my "inside voice". I'm addicted to lip gloss with collagen. It doesn't work, it smells weird, it's sticky and it burns terribly but I can't go without it. Rain, snow or sleet.. I will be wearing heels. I'm ridiculously clumsy, scatter brained and if I go to your house I will most likely start randomly cleaning it with bleach. I've accepted my quirkiness as part of my charm.