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Chuckles, The Fucking Destroyer

Have a seasonal holiday season, fuckwad

About Me

I play guitar in the Philadelphia-based band Undercast. Our first CD in nearly three years is finally finished! The title is "Severed Vol. 1". You should buy it. It's now available on iTunes & @ CD Baby. Here's a review of the EP:
I'm a video game junkie who likes to drink hard on weeknights & at gigs. I also like to annoy my neighbors with late night, drunken banter and extremely loud sex. Life is good. A little more about me... I'm a very loud person who generally doesn't give a flying fuck what people think of me. In fact, I never really did care and probably never will. Deal with it. My parents did and so do my friends. Otherwise, I have one the biggest hearts you'll find in a human being. I'm also quite stubborn and have a really bad temper, but only when I'm provoked (if you know me you already know that I'm one of the most upbeat people you'll ever meet when I'm not in a bad mood or when I've taken my Saint John's Wort.) Simply put, I have a lot of energy, and for some reason I have more energy in my 30's than I did in my 20's. Weird.
I hate puritans, republicans, people with political & personal agendas, republicans (did i mention republicans?), politicians in general, religious freaks, people who hide behind a keyboard, self-righteous artists/musicans who think their shit doesn't stink and that the rest of the world owes them for their "artistic struggles", racists (don't blame your bullshit hang-ups on an entire race of people), anybody who thinks that The Edge from U2 is bad guitarist, and people who thought that I wouldn't amount to shit and that playing guitar was nothing but a waste of time. FUCK YOU!! I'm actually an extremely easy-going guy who doesn't judge and will give anybody a chance to be my friend provided you are for real, even if you are a republican :D. Thank you. Good night.

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My Interests

Undercast finally releasing a fucking CD; Getting Tattooed; Offending People With No Sense Of Humor; Johnny Walker Black on the rocks; A Spicy Bloody Mary; Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey; Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey; Red Bull and Jagermeister; Jameson Irish Whiskey; Red Wine; Canada; cigarettes; The Philadelphia Flyers; ice hockey in general; guitars; the "presence" knob on the third channel of my dual recto head; fucking around with guitar pickups (swapping magnets, etc.); the BBE sonic maximizer; recording; Women; Sex; video games; red lingerie and red stockings on a hot piece of ass (couldn't care less about red clothing otherwise); learning how to use Darth Vader's patented Force choke maneuver; pornography; being politically incorrect; scaring people with a menacing stare; drinking heavily on a weeknight; sport fucking (you know... the kind that leaves your muscles sore for two days)

I'd like to meet:

more Canadians; my brother not feeling sorry for himself; Nick Santone after a good night's sleep; Pat McGraw at band practice without diarrhea gas; Bobby Hall not upset about a woman; David Lynch; Les Claypool; Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart; Jimi Hendrix; Dimebag Darrell Abbott (the last three for sole purpose of drinking and jamming with them); anybody who is cool

Music:

Rush / Tool / Pink Floyd / Primus / Alice In Chains / The Police / Jimi Hendrix / Pantera / Tori Amos / The Beatles / Mudvayne / Mozart / Elvis / Killswitch Engage / A Perfect Circle / Faith No More / Buddy Holly / Metallica (up to "M.O.P.") / Ozzy / Angelo Badalamenti / Deftones / Stevie Ray Vaughan / The Everly Brothers / Incubus / Van Halen (DLR era) / Voi Vod / Steely Dan / Queensryche / Michael Jackson / From The Ashes / Noosphere

Movies:

Pornography / anything by The Coen Brothers, David Lynch or Tim Burton / Miller's Crossing / The Star Wars Saga / The Big Lebowski / Snatch / Fargo / Barton Fink / Caddyshack / American Psycho / Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas / Amadeus / Raising Arizona / Mulholland Drive / Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me / Office Space / The Elephant Man / Blue Velvet / The Hudsucker Proxy / Slap Shot / Shaolin Soccer / Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels / O' Brother Where Art Thou / Starsky & Hutch / Bringing Out The Dead / The Shining / The Bad News Bears (the original) / Wild At Heart / Team America: World Police / Miracle / Mystery, Alaska / Sin City / Fight Club / Napoleon Dynamite / Charlie and the Chocolate Factory / Kinsey / Talladega Nights / Boondock Saints / 11:14

Television:

The Simpsons / Curb Your Enthusiasm / Sports Center / Twin Peaks / South Park / Malcolm In The Middle / The Sci-Fi Channel / Comcast On Demand / Lost

Books:

The Kama Sutra

Heroes:

Mare; Alfred Kinsey; Mike Richards (the hockey player... not the douchebag from Seinfeld); Eddie Van Halen; Alex Lifeson; Dimebag Darrell Abbott (R.I.P. you guitar playing maniac. you are missed dearly); Danny Carey; Ryan Martinie; Stanley Clarke; your Mom