All my life i've wanted to be in a fuck off kick ass rock band.., you know the sort.... flying v guitar, spandex pants, songs about fucking birds and selling your soul to the devil, boozing, drug taking, coughing up your pancreas on stage to a baying crowd just as fucked up as you are. But for some unknown reason all i seem to get asked to play for is pretty women who write songs about flowers and love. Now i'm not knocking it, cos as a guitarist i get to stand back and check out their arses on stage. So hey, it must be my rapists wit and the charm of a spanish waiter that keeps me in work .... bada bing bada bing.
So when i'm not playing my guitar for Amy Bullman and her band i'm a propa fuckin' wrongun, either killing things with my various assortment of choice weaponary, or doin' stupid shit with my pals Paul Tucker AKA AbsorBtion, check him out on my top friends he fuckin' rules and Joe O' Sullivan, my work mate and pal of old from college, we fuckin' love it, getting mash up on loudmouth soup, falling down lotion and frootybix, then talking a load of shit whilst i attempt to record it in my pissy arsed state.
Other than that i like the flumps and Buddhism.
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