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Jewel Shepard

Being mature allows you to say certain things and not fall on the ground laughing.

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Someone once asked famed criminal Willie Sutton why he robbed banks. He answered,"Because that's where the money is." When someone asks me why I do B-Movies, I answer, "Because that's where the jobs are."aa .. a

My Interests

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Folks, this where I am going to be come this Febuary -- West Virginia -- covering a story for the National Geographic with some famous friends of mine.

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ZAPPED! Starring Scott Baio * Willie Aames * Heather Thomas

with a little bit part from... hmm... let me see now...

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I am just a simple girl. Who likes to cook and sew. Honest.
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I'd like to meet:


Listen folks, for now on I am only going to have 99 friends as I have reached the grand ol' age of 99. Nothing personal. But I get on the average twenty requests a day from bands, adds, or people who say nothing. If you really want to know me... then email me. Well that lasted about two minutes. I guess I'm going to have to change the number to 199. Promise. No one past that -- unless of course you are Kevin Costner.

Or the love of my life :) On my journey of deleting I accidentally deleted a few of you I didn't want to delete. Sorry. You can friend me back if you wish.

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD REUNION
October 21, 2006 at the ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE THEATER in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas
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Music:



Here's a blast from the past I just found on YouTube a minute ago. I am the waitress in this WHITE LION Radar Love MUSIC VIDEO, I am featured about halfway through it and I somehow find myself playing with the pool table and arguing with my boss. What was I thinking? I should have been playing with the lead singer! Sometimes I can be such a dummy.
See? This is the kind of stuff I find in between flights. And speaking of other stuff...
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Here's another blast from my past thanks to the REVOLTING COCKS
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Movies:


My all time favorite movie is THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD

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Okay, so I happen to be in it. But it is still a pretty cool movie... if you happen to like Zombies and naked girls dancing on tombstones...

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My real FAVORITE movie of all time is WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING (seen it 23 times) and OVERBOARD (seen it 17 times) I don't why both movies appeal to me. They just do.

Television:


Just one of the many places I have visited.

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Always going somewhere...

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One of these days, I'll stay home...

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Books:

Here's a MUSIC VIDEO of my dear friend Jason Trioxin known to those in the know simply as "Mr. Adorable" or "J-Sin" (I however, call him lots of other things... like Buttercup, Babe, Super-Fine... and a whole bunch of other silly things.) Silliness aside, he tours the country performing at various venues and has like, a gazillion fans. I am but one of three thousand women to have seen him semi-undressed. (Folks, not what you think. I had a pen in hand. As he likes to have 'moments' Tattoed. Anyways he directed, starred and created this video. That's a lot of work, folks. I appreciate that. And since I know many of my friends are his friends... I want to share. So J-Sin -- love you. Keep the faith. And to those folks, I always tell to "YouTube" your way to fame and fortune... you should take a look at this.
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As for BOOKS I READ... hmm... let me see, just one.
IF I'M SO FAMOUS, HOW COME NOBODY'S EVER HEARD OF ME? And...
INVASION OF THE B-GIRLS written by uh, Me! Jewel Shepard
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Heroes:

A person who I ADMIRE.
There are people who change the world for the better. There are people who change the world for the worse. And there are people who don't change the world at all. Everyone has a chance.

My Blog

THE NAME Way Below The Title

Ah, so it is& the day before a New Year& and what looks like to be many a trip to Mr. Toilet  what the heck is in a "Hot Apple Pie"? Alas, I will not survive New Year's Eve or for that matter the daw...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:37:00 PST

THE STRAIN OF STARDOM

I am sitting here on the Boardwalk at Santa Cruz with apparently nothing better to do than play with my Sony Vaio and think about "love at first site, or first email, or first fish& ".  Speaking ...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST

JEWEL IS NAKED! (SUBTLE, AREN'T I?)

JEWEL IS NAKED! (SUBTLE, AREN'T I?)       All right guys, you have a choice this week&   Should this Blog be about&   The Mark Fuhrman Racial Commentary tapes? The Richard Ni...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

ALIEN EMBRYOS IN SECAUCAS

This is an Article I wrote for Premiere magazine some years back.  I am tossing this up here  just to remind myself I can too, write.  If you had seen the crap I wrote last night all of yo...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

MS. SHEPARD GOES TO WASHINGTON

              MS. SHEPARD GOES TO WASHINGTON     So there I was, smack in-between Ross Perot and Senator Paul Simon& and Ross was ...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:29:00 PST

SHY, BUT BARELY

Here is an Article I wrote for Esquire magazine back in 2000.  I pulled this up for a number of reasons:   I don't have the time to answer the dozen or so MySpace emails from young actors...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

A DAY IN THE LIFE: REVISTED

  A DAY IN THE LIFE: REVISTED       So there I was, lost in a dream when his voice suddenly intervened to awaken me to the reality of a New Day.  "Excuse me, Miss Shepard, but...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:50:00 PST

Dear Mr. Marshall...

I found this on my hard drive a minute ago.  I have to share.  This is a letter I wrote to Garry Marshall some years back, in the hopes of becoming a famous film Actress   Well, Mr. Ma...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:34:00 PST

President Bush: Fire Karl Rove Today

Okay, one more Blog to Bash-Bush, then I'll return to the subject of boobs.  This Article is from the ActForChange site.  I have never liked Karl Rove for a multitude of reasons way to long ...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:58:00 PST

The War President

Normally, I like my Blogs to be about silly things... like Hollywood, plastic surgery, and the size of one's boobs.  But when I read this... well I got mad.  Which naturally, makes...
Posted by Jewel Shepard on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:26:00 PST