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IAN

Gloria...Don't You Think You're Falling...If everybody Wants you...Why isn't anybody Calling??? ~ La

About Me

Hey yooooooo! Whasssss good??? Ok, so let me start off by saying "Hello!" the international word for "if you arent hot or important get the f*** out of my way" Its a nice subtle way to begin a conversation :)I am an aspiring TV Talk Show Host and dance music artist. You know the kind. Richard Bey, Jerry Springer, Maury, Ricki Lake and all the other geniuses exploiting America's overweight underbelly. Nothing spells U.S.A. more than a fat girl wrestling her out of control sister in pudding. THANKS RICHARD BEY!!!! I also do "Performance Art"..I am an actor. :)I went to college and majored in Sociology. Basically, my diploma is about as prestigious as my blockbuster card. A sad wasted 4 years. But HEY! I'm gonna be famous!!! Who knows? I might even sell more records than Madonna. Everyone thinks its the Kabbalah that is giving her that magic touch. Its actually all the years of oral to the CEOs of Sony and whatnot. But let the girl have her "spirituality".I just realized that I am totally getting off topic. The main topic is ME! IAN BENARDO! SUPERSTAR!!!!!! And well...Thanks for visiting my page. It means a lot to me. Since you know, I'm outta xanax and my only pleasure is reading your comments. Im a comment whore. I have been known for selling my ass in the public bathrooms of Penn Station for a THANX 4 DA ADD!Love you all MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"do i look to youuuu like something to lose? or am i to you only someone to use?" Nadia Ali (Something To Lose)
Your Birthdate: November 29
You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven't developed the talent yet.
Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings.
You often feel like you don't fit in - especially in traditional environments.
You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action.

Your strength: Your vivid imagination

Your weakness: Fear of failure

Your power color: Coral

Your power symbol: Oval

Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?..

.. Get your own MySpace Horoscope Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Wheel of Fortune card. The Wheel of Fortune continues one of the major themes of the major arcana: balance. Here the universal tendency towards balance is described by the Law of Karma. Karma is your destiny as a result of actions you have taken in the past. For example, treating the elderly in a mean fashion would result in you being treated in a like manner as you age. This is because you have introduced and perpetuated a mode of behaviour that becomes an ingrained pattern in your subconscious so that as an elder you expect others to treat you with disrespect. The Wheel of Fortune also operates on a scale larger than ourselves. Our fate or destiny is in part determined by factors beyond our control. An obvious example is that you would not be able to read these words without the invention of the internet, which has impacted millions of people who had absolutely nothing to do with its creation. Luck describes these external forces over which we have no control and is the province of the Wheel of Fortune. Image from the Aquatic Tarot deck. http://www.atarot.de/AquaticTarot/
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I'd like to meet:

Well, I would love to meet CHER and Janice Dickinson and ANYBODY with a sense of humor! No Drama. If I wanted that I can turn on General Hospital. I love ALL kinds of people. Seriously, I am like a person addict.....If humans were snortable I would be doing lines and lines and lines.My AIM screen name is KOOSACHTAK... Which Drug Are You?
You Are Acid! You've seen it all or at least you think you have. You wish that you had been raised in the 60's although you many not be able to tell that just by looking at you. You think Pink Floyd is the greatest band in the world and you are absolutely correct. Aside from your occasional mood swings you are probably fun to be around. Insightful, intelligent and certainly a good source of entertainment.
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Movies:

I looove 80s horror films...MOMMIE DEAREST holds a special place in my heart....Best dialogue EVER!!!!...I have acted in numerous films. I am currently co-starring in the horror feature film Terror Talk! I love John Waters, Troma Films, all Horror Movies....I am a Horror movie ADDICT....If its bad and low-budget I probably have seen it! :)

Television:

The Richard Bey Show was the best! I like everything on Television....as Long as its ME!

Books:


You Are 92% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

Heroes:

ian: it brings out the 14 year old girl in me! Jessica: I dont think you hold her back much..

My Blog

My NEW SONG!!!!!!!!!!

You can hear and get my new song Better Than You at www.beatport.com   Trust me you wont be sorry! Its called Better Than You More dance mixes will be coming out soon Much love IAN BENARDO...
Posted by IAN BENARDO on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST

My NEW SONG!!!!!!!!!!

You can hear and get my new song Better Than You at www.beatport.com   Trust me you wont be sorry! Its called Better Than You More dance mixes will be coming out soon Much love IAN BENARDO...
Posted by IAN BENARDO on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST

Gay Men and ATTITUDE!!!

Ok..So I was thinking about gay men and WHY so many have to have attitude. And I figured it out. They are absolutely miserable and its their self-defense mechanism. I mean there is NO need for attitud...
Posted by IAN BENARDO on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

The Richard Bey Show

Ok! So basically, I just thought I would post a thought.... WHY was Richard Bey cancelled? It was the best television show ever to be put on television. I had the pleasure of attending a taping with m...
Posted by IAN BENARDO on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST

PROJECT RUNWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am obsessed with Project Runway. Call me the biggest flaming fuckin bottom in the universe...But that show is about as addicitive as cocaine....And not as expensive...Bravo is basic cable..... Bobby...
Posted by IAN BENARDO on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:26:00 PST