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little, forgetful, loud, quiet, under-estimated, learning, a mother, independant, mistaken, bendy, over-worked, underpaid, honest, impulsive, strong, artistic, sarcastic, good at keeping secrets, crap at singing,vegetarian, a terrible dancer, madly in love, never on time and really good at saying stupid things at exactly the wrong moment.
I love being a mother. My little girl lights up a room. She has a great sense of humour, the best laugh EVER and she is just the embodiment of pure love. I am so proud of her.
*I LIKES...*
*Making my daughter laugh.
*Beaches really early in the morning when there's nobody else there.
*Being inappropraite with Craig.
*Any film with John Cusack in.
*Python Night.
*Craig Wright.
*Dancing with Mia.
*YOGA.
*Sleeping. (Ahhh how I miss lie-ins!!)
*Brie.
*Pranayama. Mindblowing.
*Wandering around art galleries.
*...and museums..
*My vintage cowboy boots.
*Quoting Monty Python late at night..
*Fairy lights and sparkley things..
*Dyeing my hair.
*Really old cars.
*Hearing my daughter say "Mummy".
*Music. Loud enough to feel it through your feet.
*Drawing in my sketchbook.
*Really old ripped jeans.
*Reading amazing books.
*Black Olives. Strangely addictive.
*Jaffa cakes.
*Massages. Mmmmm.
*Unusual shoes.. and bags.. I am weak and I have too many.
*Laughing. Really hard.
*Cuddles.
*Good grammer.
*Backpacking.
*Flea markets.
*Mmmmmmmm Magners.
*My friends. An estranged ecclecic bunch of alcoholics. No-one else'll have 'em.
*Airports. (They're like mini-worlds, without a time-zone) (Except for Amsterdam airport..grr.)
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*The Holy Grail*
Scene 1
[wind] [clop clop]
ARTHUR: Whoa there!
[clop clop]
GUARD ..1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
GUARD ..1: Pull the other one!
ARTHUR: I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court of Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
GUARD ..1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD ..1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD ..1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
GUARD ..1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD ..1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD ..1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.
GUARD ..1: Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
I HAVE BEEN TO:
Canada, Scotland, Italy x2, Mainland Greece x2, Rhodes, Crete, Amsterdam, Spain, Belgium, France, Tunisia, Turkey..
I WANT TO GO TO:
Tibet, Thailand, China, Russia, Fiji, India, Borneo.. Most places really but these are next.MY FAVOURITE PUBS/BARS: The Snowdrop, Jude the Obscure, Gardeners Arms, The Eagle, Casablanca (technically a club but lets not get technical.) The Duke of Cambridge (in Islington), Earth and Stars. I'm not an alchoholic.
MY FAVOURITE WORDS... Utilitarianism, Giggle, Wibbly, Muush, Ujjayi, Equate, Nap, Neverlision, Pesky, Aperture, Pistachio.
MY PREGNANCY CRAVINGS WERE: Jacket potatoes (the smell more than anything), Sugary tea, Spinach and ricotta tortellini with loadsa pesto (ate it every day for months..) and pistachio and mint ice cream. Ahh the memories...
MY IDOLS
Easy Way Out
You'll take advantage til you think youre being used
Cause without an enemy your anger gets confused
I got stuck on the side you know, I never chose
But its all about taking the easy way out for you I suppose
Theres no escape for you except in someone else
Although youve already disappeared within yourself
The invisible man whos always changing clothes
Its all about taking the easy way out for you I suppose
Well I don't want you making mistakes
I wish you luck I really do
But the problem with the puzzle
Whatevers left to you
I heard you found another audience to bore
A creative thinker who imagined you were more
A new body for you to push around and pose
Its all about taking the easy way out for you I suppose
Its all about taking the easy way out for you I suppose
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