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¿måXi?

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

About Me


¿ ö¿ö ? ö¿öI'm nice...i think, i'm a complete dork(really)..and i'm really goofy(nerdy) and like to make people laugh(i try)....because i find being goofy makes life a lot better than being pissed off all the time. I also have a morbid sense of humor that should NOT be taken seriously at all...its just the way i am(deal with it) :D Lets see I work two jobs, loooove smoking, hanging out with friends, MUSIC, GAMING, MORE MUSIC, and SHOWS! It has to be a show-worthy band though....and there are many! Laughing at people who make NO sense to me, maybe i'm just weird!...and i have no idea where i was going with that...hmm...I am a complete loser and chat in Yahoo Metal:1 haha, i have for years...call me lame! but YOU know you've chatted on yahoo before! HA!, I have an X-box 360(YAY!!)....have x-box live GOLD as well(aren't i special)....sn on there is maxeypad add me if you'd like...RAWK ON

My Interests

I want to chase tornadoes!MUSIC, WEATHER, Super Smash Brothers for the 64 :D, more video games(FPS's mostly like all the quake's, doom, wolfenstein! halo...halo 2 BLOWS ASS, halo 3 ehhh..so no mention of that and etc.) Movies are also interesting as well, Camel Filters, Valium.....my grinder..also my x-box 360..keeps me entertained :)

I'd like to meet:

Someone i can hang out with and actually make conversation with, someone who isnt a FAKE for being fake and a bullshitter is totally lame, just someone cool and funny and outgoing....so yeah :D, I'm nice! really!(maybe?) yeaaaaaahhhhhh. one more thing...i like music...as if you can't tell already...without music.....life would fucking SUCK...heheh and video games...those are neato as well (yes, I am lame)all hail Bethlehem!Schizoid

Music:

I LOVE SKINNY PUPPYINDUSTRIAL, GRIND, THRASH, BLACK and DEATH METAL, also enjoy DIGITAL hardcore...and electronic music in general Lets start the list! 1000 HOMO DJ'S, Abigor, ABORTED, Abortion, Absu, ACID HORSE, ALICE IN CHAINS, APHEX TWIN, Ambeix, AMON AMARTH, AT THE GATES(of course...), ATARI TEENAGE RIOT(midi junkies..gonna fuck ya up), Aura Noir, Bathtub Shitter, Bauhaus, Beck, BETHLEHEM, BIRDFLESH, Black Horizon, Blot, Brutal God, Brutal Truth, CARCASS, Carl Cox, Carpathian Forest, Catasexual Urge Motivation, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, Chemical Brothers, Coil, COMBICHRIST, Commit Suicide, Concrete Blonde, Cryptopsy, Cyborg Attack, Darkest Hour, Dawn of Relic, Dead Can Dance, DEAD INFECTION, DEAD VOICES ON AIR, Death, Deathspell Omega, Decapitated, Decoded Feedback, Depeche Mode(my sisters fault), Desekrator, DESENSITISED, Dew Scented, Dieselboy, DISRUPT(one of my favorite bands ever...), DISSECTION(ruled), Dj? Acucrack, DOUBTING THOMAS(gotta LOVE Waxtrax!!!), DOWNLOAD, Dripping, Dureforsog(FUCKING RULE), Dystopia, EATMYFUK, Ed Gein, Einstruzude Neubauten, Ebony Lake, Embalming Theatre, ENSLAVED, EXCREMENTORY GRINDFUCKERS, Excrutiating Terror, Expose Your Hate, EXTREME NOISE TERROR, Extreme Violence, Farmakon, FEAR, Fleshcrawl, Forbidden, FRONT 242, Front Line Assembly, Frontside, FUCK THE FACTS, Fuck...I'm Dead, FUGAZI, GENITORTURERS, Ghoul, Gigantic Brain, GLOBAL DOMINATION(fawk yes), God Among Insects, Godflesh, GOD MODULE, Gorgasm, Group-X, Gruesome Stuff Relish, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Hate Eternal, Hate Forest, Helmet, Hiatus, High on Fire, Holy Terror, Immortal, Impaled Nazarene, IN BATTLE, INEVITABLE END, infinite mass, Informatik, Intense Hammer Rage, Internal Bleeding, Into The Moat, Ion Dissonance, JIGSORE TERROR, Josh Abrahams, JOY DIVISION, KARENSDAG, Kataklysm, Keelhaul, Killwhitneydead, Kill The Client, KRAFTWERK(pioneers!), Kreator, KYUSS, Laibach, LARD, Leftfield, Leftover Crack, LETHARGY, Lollipop Lust Kill, Love History, Machinae Supremacy, Machines of Loving Grace, Massacre, Mastodon, MDC, MEATLOCKER SEVEN, Melt Banana, Mental Horror, Mictlantecuhtli, MINISTRY(oooh yeah), Morgoth, Mortal Decay, MORTUARY HACKING SESSION, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, MYRKSKOG, Nailbomb, Napalm Death, NARGAROTH, NASUM(RIP), Negative Format, NEUROSIS, NEW ORDER, Nick Cave(anything with him in it is usually good), Nihilist, NIRVANA, NITZER EBB, Nuclear Assault, NUNWHORE COMMANDO 666, Obsidian Gate, OBITUARY, OhGr, ORBITAL, PAILHEAD, Pain, Parade of the Lifeless, Pestilence, PIGFACE, Pile of Eggs, POSSESSED, PRODIGY, Project Sidefork, Psydoll, PTP, PUBLIC IMAGE LTD.(PiL), Radiohead, RATM, Regurgitate, REPULSION, REVOLTING COCKS, Rigor Mortis, ROTTEN SOUND, Rottenness, Sadistik Execution, SADUS, Satanic Slaughter, SATANS PENGUINS, Satyricon, Schattenschlag, Scum, Send More Paramedics, Sepultura(like when Max was in the band...), SIEGE, Silverchair(haha, yes laugh at me), Sisters of Mercy, SLAYER(pre '91), DID I MENTION SKINNY PUPPY YET?, SONIC YOUTH(fuck yes), Soundgarden, SPLATTERHOUSE, Squarepusher, Swallowing Shit, SYL, Syrafex, TCME, Tear Garden, Tears for Fears(totally blame my sister..head over heels!), TERRORIZER(miss ya Jessie), Terror Organ, THE CROWN, The Cure, The Daughters, The Dead, The Dillinger Escape Plan(with Dmitri), The Duskfall, The Haunted, THE LEGENDARY PINK DOTS(legends as well), The Project Hate, The Red Chord, THE TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA, Thorns, Throbbing Gristle, TODAY IS THE DAY, Toxik, Transcending Bizarre, Uncle Slam, Underminded, Underworld, Vader, Vehemence, Veles, Vesperian Sorrow, Violator, Vio-lence, VLE, vnv nation, VOLVO 242(yes, i fucking rule) VOMITORY(SLAY!), WACO JESUS, Watch Them Die, Watchtower, WEEN, WELLINGTON, WITCHERY, Wumpscut, Xysma, Yen Pox, ZOMBIE RITUAL, ZYKLON and many others.....i love music..like i said

Movies:

lots and lots of them! zombie flicks, horror, sci-fi, mob movies, some drama...some i can't take and would rather hang myself, good COMEDY...lots of 80's movies like FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF and The Breakfast Club, Weird Science.....i'm a sucker for 80's crap..i can't help it..blame it on my sister..more movies i like...SIN CITY(damn everytime i watch it, it gets better), pretty much all of Stanley Kubrick's flicks, Land of the Dead, SHAUN OF THE DEAD(one of my favorite zombie flicks!), DARK CITY(this movie is SO underrated), Edward Scissorhands, BEETLEJUICE, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, The Remains of a Day(i love this movie for some reason..), A Scanner Darkly, Thx 1138, HACKERS(its SO cheesy, but i love it..good soundtrack too), TEAM AMERICA, Lost in Translation(Scarlett Johansson is gorgeous...OH YES), Freeway 2(second worst/best movie ever), BATTLEFIELD EARTH(worst/best movie EVER...), The Professional(Leon's a good cleaner), Dead Alive, Scanners(old school!), The Matrix(ONLY THE FIRST ONE, fuckheads), Animatrix, The Thing(another old school classic!), Apocalypse Now, ROBOCOP(go murphy go!), Mallrats, Dazed and Confused, THE DEPARTED(fukking great), Goodfellas, Casino, GANGS OF NEW YORK, The Aviator, TOYS, The King of Comedy, Strange Days, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List,Back to the Future II, BLADE RUNNER(LOVE it), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, V for Vendetta, Event Horizon, BOOGIE NIGHTS(hello exactly!), Baseketball, Blow, AMERICAN PSYCHO, Trainspotting, The Machinist, pretty much all Tim Burton films....(i said MOST...planet of the apes..and others don't count), the Cohen Brothers have some awesome flicks as well including my favorites The Big Lebowski and Raising Arizona, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Bad Boy Bubby(thank you Chris and Australia hahaha), Traffic, Tank Girl(i don't care if you hate it....), Se7en, The Usual Suspects, High Tension, Drop Dead Fred, Bad Taste, Easy Rider(fuckin hippies), Maximum Overdrive(if you haven't seen that, you're in for a treat! hahaha), The Rutles(you probably have no clue what that is :P), Aliens, EVIL DEAD!(of course...gotta love..um...tree sex scenes....yeah! hot shit!) PREDATOR! and MANY MANY others.....movies with lots of blood and death are kinda funny...oh yes! and laughing at really sad points in movies.....what a thrill! its fun to piss people off. OH YEAH! i also like music video dvd's, the whole "lets put a concert on dvd" idea is radikal too...but its only cool when its a GOOD band, the spike jonze collection..chris cunningham dvd etc...pretty much all movies with Philip Seymour Hoffman...he rules...and so do The Transformers and there is just so many other movies i like, but i'm fucking lazy and don't feel like listing anymore...maybe one day....ah and yes Revenge of the Nerds..more movies! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(especially 2), Adaptation, Human Nature, Being John Malkovich..can ya tell i like Charlie Kaufman? ah yes and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind(my favorite Kaufman flick), Dawn of the Dead(both versions), Bringing out the Dead, The Weather Man, Happiness, SUPER TROOPERS(Jay Chandrasekhar rules!), Beerfest, Natural Born Killers, The Crow(ONLY the first one....i do NOT understand why hollywood feels the need to make sequels when the main character is um...DEAD..anyways), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Unforgiven(like the ONLY western i like), The Fifth Element, Crank, Little Miss Sunshine and THIS IS SPINAL TAP(duh!!!!) AND MANY, MANY, MANY OTHER MOVIES...i LOVE movies as well...i try to escape reality as much as humanly possible

Television:

Sealab 2021, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Weeds(the show), um the OLD adult swim lineup...from like 2001 with The Brak Show, good ATHF AND SPACE GHOST: COAST TO COAST! only NEU show i like is Robot Chicken...lots and lots of cartoons!! American Idol(yes I suck), VH1 CLASSIC(Metal Mania!), the old Real World's...HELL'S KITCHEN(if hell were only that cool), um...i like sports..haha..houston related sports...fucking lame I KNOW...did i mention cartoons? CARTOONS!!! WHOA!!! my friend has totally gotten me into the old Twilight Zones..also like the british version of The Office...funny stuff right there

Books:

cloudy with a chance of meatballs, fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Clockwork Orange

Heroes:

Sparks from Sealab 2021, Egon from the Ghostbusters(of course) and Derek Smalls from Spinal Tap

My Blog

HOLY SHIT IM 25

another year, another turning of the page so to speak....holy shit....i'm 25 now...i remember sitting at my comp last year typing another stupid blog about how i just turned 24.....and then a day late...
Posted by ¿måXi? on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:22:00 PST

fukk yeah

so yeah, everything is grand at the moment....back in my house...finally.... 6 months in a cramped apartment isn't fun.....but fuck that....no more of that!   T F W O ¿maXi?...
Posted by ¿måXi? on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:27:00 PST

FIRE

so yeah...ONE freaking day after my birthday...my house catches on fire....thus leaving me and my family...without a house for 4-6 months.....THIS SUCKS...march 1st 2007....one of the worst day's in h...
Posted by ¿måXi? on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST

24 today....

so yeah....i'm 24 today....i feel older.....this year has to better than last year....i'm already at the bottom....i can't get lower....or can I? who the fukk knows....no one does...no one knows anyth...
Posted by ¿måXi? on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

something...or nothing

yeaaaah, posting a neu blog! it will be the best blog of your life oh yes...it will be....too bad its over   for all of you that read this...you r00l! :)
Posted by ¿måXi? on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

UPDATED

so yeah...i finally took the time and EFFORT to update my basically pointless blog...so overrated....so yeah! thats all... ......you can stop reading now   BLOG NUMBER 2! YES...
Posted by ¿måXi? on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:34:00 PST

number one

yeah! finally! a blog! YEAH! go me! yeah! this is such an awesome blog, yeah! YEAH!
Posted by ¿måXi? on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST