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Asscavern

Nothing comes close...
and you know it...

About Me

Asscavern have been destroying music and stuff since 1998 and plan on continuing with that goal. Thank you very much, or something.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/30/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/asscavern
Band Members: DONKEY --- vox, programming, guitar, noise, samples,
bass(very rarely).

Various animals stroll in to make "unappreciated appearances" on songs here and there.

Influences: The Devil and you...
Sounds Like:
Asscavern
"D.R.F. 1 Compilation"
2007

Asscavern
"3 Way Split with JetJaguarKR3KillSpree & Hinyouki"
2006

Asscavern
"Split 7" with Grindcorps"
2004

Asscavern
"Red Headed Stepchild"
2001

Asscavern
"Gingy Billigus Motamuchki"
CD Version 1999
Cassette Version 1998

Record Label: PaPa’s CaCa
(as of Feb. 2008)

Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Asscavern track extraordinaire

The new track that will be featured in the Matrix 4..."Piss Fucking Drunk on Crutches at a loved ones funeral" will be exclusively available here on MySpace: July 19th, 2008.. This track has...
Posted by Asscavern on Sat, 17 May 2008 02:41:00 PST

Some Stuff

They weren't paying the stuff. I saw a bird. On the fourth day it was determined. As of right then, fucking was subdued, and thy tiny planet speweth jargon. Fuck a party - I want vomit. Let it be. Sto...
Posted by Asscavern on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:19:00 PST

New Asscavern EP - "Are You My Grandma?" - coming soon

I am now working on tracks for the new EP comin’ out around July.. It will be the worst Asscavern yet...-Asscavern-"Are You My Grandma?" 1. Papa’s Caca2. Small Birds3. Are You My...
Posted by Asscavern on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:45:00 PST