Unbreakable

Unbreakable=Super-hero incarnate. Evil ones beware...
I like lots of creepy stuff.
I like to laugh and see others laughing.
The imagination is the largest, richest nation I have ever visited.
I am currently writing a book of short stories and stuff...my blogs have tiny excerpts from some of them...if you read them please comment for good or bad...either will help better me so um do it kay...
Enemies=I saw, I came, I shall conquer. Even if I lose you will remember me. I promises you that.
Devotion=Protector incarnate. Canine ferocity. Wolfs blood is in my veins. I will protect those I love with my last breaths.
Betrayal= Unforgiven, no Judas's and those that lament without cause and infect the noble with their false pain. May those that tread on the backs of others be turned to pillars of salt!
Love=The greatest and worst of all gifts. Created by God and the Devil simultaneously. A disease that infects all life forms save fruit-flies and armadillos. If won, I shall cherish and never betray, by action or word. Something created to give poets and R&B performers purpose. A word that rhymes wth dove which is just a pigeon that went on that show extreme makeover.
Mindset= Brujah,Rebellious, loyalty, chivalry(It's dying),honor and pride carry me. Humiltiy is my strength along with spinach.
Moods=Darkness will not drive me down. I will prevail. Always I shall rise from the ashes as a Phoenix, misery's flames shall not devour me. The moon is a greedy entity that tries to steal your happiness and then sells it to the stork for babies or cheesburgers with ketchup only. Don't ask I just know these things.Phantoms are actually pieces of are own happiness being stolen from us. Replaced by doubt and good ole' brother hatred. Society wants us to be afraid, so we try to buy or automate a plastic happiness with drugs and commerce(Via the purchase of uber-cool thingys to define us.). Then when the lights dim this fabricated happiness falls away leaving us alone to once again contemplate the mystery of no stick cooking spray(PAM). We must not always be afraid. Eat apples and be strong, be brave, have faith in something. Perhaps one day things will work out and make sense...perhaps.
Humor=Monkeys in diapers???Monkeys that throw their poop. Meat on a stick. BJ and the Bear. Carnival workers(Something sinister about them in a Texas Chainsaw kinda way.)The way crowds oooh and ahhh at the circus when watching enslaved animals dressed in human clothing do menial tricks. David Hasselhoff's music career. Space creatures wth enormous craniums that use beeps of differing sound levels to communicate. Aliens that worship Dennis D. Young as their god, Happy, happy, joy, joy?? Is a falling star just outer space taking a shit on our planet? Michael Moores seventeen chins. Samuel Jackson. Head Cheese. Demons that fall in love with angels. William Shatner. Angels that fall in love with demons. My uncles work socks were once used to exorcise a demon from a five year old boy that thought his feet were tentacles. Mr. Roboto. Salad fingers. Badgers? A zeppelin shaped like a pig. Igloos? Ducks that eat Chinese food(They do you know.). The fact that 'went postal' is now a synonym(did i spell that right?) for a killing spree. People that use spoons to wipe their asses. Pork Grinds. Jive talking and hood speak amuses me also. Corn? Champipple. My Great Aunt that believes she's the Sumerian goddess of fertility. Macaroni and cheese with hotdogs and peas. Norman Bates. The guy in Creepshow that wants his cake. People that try to bestow words of wisdom while drunk. Malkavians? The way Yoda talks. Uni-brows. Kenya? Drunk people without teeth. The part in Hungry Like the Wolf when they sing 'do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do(You know what i mean)! People that speak Klingon. Gunracks on pickup trucks. That crazy manicurist bitch that dips peoples hands in Palmolive dish soap. Do Asian people get tattoos of English words on them? Hmmm... think about it. The fact that Weekend at Bernies 2 was made. Douglas Adams. Bunny Rabbits that outsmart people. Dubbed Kung-fu flicks. People that rock back and forth uncontrollably while giggling or eating cheese. People that believe they are potatoes and need to be peeled. Sonny Bono's voice. Elder gods that smell like fetid sewers and give birth to tiny octopi that gibber and gaggle about and need to eat our brains to grow. Selling cheese sandwiches as holy artifacts. Keith Richards? Poop? Cannibalism! It's the new trend in lo-carb diets, Atkins approved! A grocery store called Moo and Oink!
Needs= I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live(I stole that from Queens of the Stoneage) ...devotion...realism....support.... A house that runs exclusively on solar power. For war to go back to it's old ways, revert back to sword and shield...To see a cow jumping over the moon....For Pazuzzu to be compeled by the Word...friends...Reeses Peanut Butter Cups...For the power rangers to be real..they would protect us from ourselves... blah! To crush the fucking person that created the new deceptive match.com marketing scheme that plagues Myspace(Why do those vids only show young cute girls with Skippy Peanut Butter smiles? Talk about trying to bait foolish men in.) I need to publish my book too...Maybe you understand, maybe you don't.