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I want to watch you stab yourself, repeatedly

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About Me

Everybody farts. Everybody poos. I rather enjoy doing both. I'm super happy that my butthole hasn't closed up cause I feel that if it did, I'd be a very sad person. I believe that if one doesn't pass one's gas/excrement, one would explode or spontaneously combust. I never want to be beaten to death by a chimpanzee wielding my own arm it had ripped from it's socket. My son likes to sing songs about kids and their butt cracks. My eldest daughter likes to giggle at him while he sings this song. My youngest daughter is a voracious boobie monster what sucks all the life juice from within me. I'm the luckiest mommy in the world. My eldest daughter just "duh'd" me. My boyfriend is lucky I haven't stabbed him in the head yet...yet....I loves them all so damn much. I'm the luckiest goil in the woild. <>

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like people...I want to wear them as hats...

My Blog

popcorn

Why the hell do we like popcorn?  It's tasteless unless you drown it in butter, cheese, garlic, caramel, or whatever else moves you.  The kernal shells get stuck in your teeth, causing one t...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:09:00 GMT

Check out this event: Jewelry Party

Hosted By: Brianne PruittWhen: Saturday Mar 29, 2008 at 3:00 PMWhere: My houseMOUNT MORRIS, IL 61054United StatesDescription:Brianne Pruitt Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:10:00 GMT

Candy ruins everything

So, last night, my 10 year old daughter sat on the floor with a roll of smartees.  Without warning, our English Setter, Max, whom we've had for 6 or so years, attacked her.  He bit her in th...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 05:54:00 GMT

How well do you really know me?

http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/3945463  
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 13:05:00 GMT

i r smrt

Evidently, I r not smrt enough to figure out how the hell to paste the results up on here, so I just saved the picture. MWAHAHAHAHA! Now all you bastards that wanna out do me on your lil iq tests ha...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 17:52:00 GMT

If you don't WoW, you just don't know...

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Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:09:00 GMT

Another fuckin' survey thingy...god I'm bored

http://images.quizfarm.com/1131740349QuizPinhead.jpg">> You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are no...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:53:00 GMT

Stupid survey thing...I was bored

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:BriaBirthday:Nov 28 1978Birthplace:Monroe, WICurrent Location:HellEye Color:HzlHair Color:Black and BlueHeight:5'9"Your Heritage:Eng/Irish/Cherokee/RedneckThe S...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:27:00 GMT

I made the news...whoopie

  A group of white supremicists called the Aryan Nations held a demonstration to protest illegal immigration in the U.S.  They say they chose Oregon, Illinois because of the number of immig...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:57:00 GMT

Superman...or it just sucked...that's all I got

DEAR GOD STAY AWAY FROM THIS FLICK!  Its horrid.  I was allllll sorts of excited cause some good friends of mine found out that we could go see it before it was supposed to be released...so ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 23:21:00 GMT