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KvKvG

Don't make me resort to PLAN B!

About Me

Kramer Vs. Kramer Vs. Godzilla: Disastrous film directed by Marty DiBergi as the follow-up to This is Spinal Tap. Marty: "It didn’t work out as well as I thought it would. I thought it would with the juxtaposition of which parent would get the child with Godzilla looming over all of them—y’know, maybe Godzilla was going to get the child.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/12/2007
Band Members: Me
Influences: Music, food, bad drunken sex with qwerty keyboards, coca cola, meredith's impending doom, Carfour at 7.am, johnson, rallaigh activators, stephen frys brain, the strange light between my lovers eyes, afros, Katie Mcann's sweaty palms, submerines, the death of golf, wankers who enjoy rules, gordon brown's attitude problem, john cravens country file, blue peter, anyone who describes soup as a 'hearty broth' ie cunts, cunts, the word cunt, blind man's bluff, getting slaped with wedding rings, turbo two straps, fantastic tits, pyramid schemes, french glands, retro joysticks with "auto fire", smiling at veal crates, the royal bank of baku, emotional acoustic covers of hallelujah, sexy concert promoters, beaches made of stone, pineapple in burgers, quilt making lessions, HIV, kipper ties, weston super mare, steroids for asthma, her sister, mogadon, paintings on aluminium, thatched cottages, whalefish, thrush, elephants, clef pallets, former law students, hurdy gurdys, the slight of the hand, cjd, the repoductive organs of our messiah, cranvendale milk, the sound of her balls slapping against his arse, ben foley, scarffs as a status symbol, the tumps, walking gay dogs, never getting the battery for a red plasitc car, 1980's post office lion, blue street lights, kilroy silk, unworthy charities, capones nightclub, nesquick, whores of berlin, kingsize silvers, yellow signs on newsagents that look like sweets, dark wood furnishings, the overweight, catching one parent having sex, dangerous mud, karnak temple, the hope and anchor, fans of inxs, liquid white, quantum leap, bary and taina, ruby ruby ruby, lumber punchers ...and image.
Sounds Like: Somebody needs to think for themselves....
Record Label: brainsodomy/unsigned
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Amazing online game!!!

I have just found this game while fucking around on the net, i thought i would share it with you good people: Its like the origional grand thieft auto but with the added wisdom of Sheriff John Bunnell...
Posted by KvKvG on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:02:00 PST

Play,Read, Vote.

Fuck the media! here is a little test to see where you should stand... Make up your own mind!xxx...
Posted by KvKvG on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:20:00 PST

Ha Ha Ha!

Somthing to remind us of what life is about: ...
Posted by KvKvG on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:18:00 PST

Probally the best new pop band on earth

Its hard to find a good pop band these days. To this day i still have to rely on radiohead and dEUS (new album in april folks) to get my pop kicks, nothing new is of worth. untill i was introduced to ...
Posted by KvKvG on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:38:00 PST

Probally the best show on earth

Peep this while its still online:http://www.omegatube.com/Kenny-vs.-Spenny-info.htmlKe nny Vs Spenny, its taken me over a year to find this. but my god its worth the wait!
Posted by KvKvG on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:27:00 PST

This is the newwwws.....

Its been a wild few months. The piece of paper you see before you is my offical confirmation that i am now a fully ordained minister. Thats right motherfuckers: im now a priest! I now pocess the spir...
Posted by KvKvG on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:40:00 PST

HOW TO MAKE THE WOLD A NICER PLACE: NO.1

If you see a CCTV camera that doesn't see you - DESTROY IT!!!
Posted by KvKvG on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:33:00 PST

New Demos!!!

here, here!I have posted demos to three new songs, these are just a stop-gap while i figure out what direction my new album will be.Phillhead's lumps contains a black eyed peas vocal. believe me when ...
Posted by KvKvG on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:42:00 PST

Your Mum Is Your Dad... The Video!!!

I created this video in a moment of reckless abandon. Inspired by the trauma that British cattle have sufered over the past ten years or so. Have you ever smelt a cow carcass pile on fire? I...
Posted by KvKvG on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST

Your mum is your dad

hello people,It's been a while, but you need to know that the Brainsodomy crew have knocked thier heads together and droped [i-lek-tron-ik], an all electronic compilation featuring 30+ tracks. includi...
Posted by KvKvG on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:13:00 PST