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Crowbar Abortion

I want an abortion

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Brutal to the point that it feels like your insides have been scraped out with a rusty coat hanger....
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Crowbar Abortion was originally known as Urinal Shit and was formed in the summer of 2003. The members were Lord Andrew DCLXVI on guitar, Mark Exely doing vocals and a keyboard called Bob as the drummer. Bob tragically died when the brakes on his car failed while on the way to a band practise, luckily Dan666 was at the practise and claimed he could play the drums, the new band was an immediate success, shortly after Urinal Shit decided to change its name to Crowbar Abortion and recorded 2 CDs in 2003/2004. On the 18th of June 2004 Crowbar Abortion played their one and only gig at the Dog & Parrot in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne which was an immense success (it actually made money), unfortunately Their vocalist screamed so hard he prolapsed through his mouth and died onstage. Andrew and Dan carried on for a short while before Andrew realised Dan was a bit shit at the drums and decided to dispose of him. Since then Lord Andrew has been expanding and fine tuning the sound to produce a sound which is a mixture of Grindcore and Electronic styles and has recorded a further 3 CDs including a split with Kolin Sin in 2006. Also in 2006, Crowbar Abortion was contacted by Pro Torture Productions who are now distributing our CDs and have made Crowbar Abortion available to all. 2006 also saw the addition of Alan to the line up to help think of new things to write songs about. 2007 saw the completion of Crowbar Abortions first proper "Concept Album" a 10 minute glimps into the mind of a white supremacist and was inspired by all the emails which were received calling the band Nazis. WHICH ARE UNTRUE.
2007 saw a collaboration with Born Erect Records, who realeased a limited edition mini CD of some of CAs best songs to date and designed the covers themselves and produced one of the coolest CDs i have ever seen. congratulations if you are one of the 50 people who own one!!

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Music:

Member Since: 1/6/2007
Band Members:
Lord Andrew DCLXVI - All instruments, vocals, programming and mixing.

Alan - Additional lyrics. Merchandise.

Influences: The want to make music that people will kill each other to if we ever play live! People who complain about us, violence, death/murder, rape, really bloody horror films (like Braindead), other films, terrorism, war, george bush, the new world order/illuminati,
Bands which are harsh/hardcore as fuck, such as: Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Nasum, Pig Destroyer, The Dilinger Escape Plan, Cannibal Corpse, Burnt By the Sun, Slayer, Napalm Death, Anal Cunt, Strapping Young Lad....
Electronic Music, such as: Aphex Twin, The Chemical Brothers (old stuff), The Prodigy, Cassetteboy, Shitmat, DJ Scotchegg, Error, SquarePusher.....
Other: John Zorn, Rob Zombie, Sex Pistols......
Sounds Like: A mixture of Grindcore and Techno/Electronic music
The sound/style has progressed through many stages of development, starting with:
hello, we are Crowbar Abortion
we tried to produce a sound which was an audio representation of someone being raped (this is rapecore, a 15 minute-ish noise piece) but we ended up with quite punky grindcore with random other genres thrown in every so often for fun, such as funk (i'm an iraqi) and country/bluegrass (i'm an american).

Fail to 88
The first album as a solo project, i tried to keep it quite close to the original sound on some songs but also began experimenting with electronic instruments and drums

Jumping out the Window
I continued developing the sound, and began trying to find new ways of combining grindcore/metal with techno/electro but also doing a few songs without screaming (operation northwoods, jumping out the window) and a song without guitar (undercover agent)!

New World Abortion
On this CD i feel i have managed to achive my goal to completely combine Grindcore and Electronic music and is "my best full length to date", not just according to me either!

Crowbar Abortion and the Final Solution

This CD is a short "concept album" and sees a return to our original sound (but with everything done by one person) and is what i think a White supremacist/Nazi/Skinhead might be thinking.

In MK-Ultra, there have been a lot more elements from other musical styles mixed in with the Crowbar Abortion sound, while still including some pure techno-grind and still being brutal, the album is meant to be listened to while fucked off your face on class A's so has got some "unusual" songs to make your head go funny!

Cover Me, I'm going in... is a covers CD of a number of really gay songs, i thought it came out quite well, esapecially The Final Countdown.

RU486 is more of a techno-metal-DnB album and seems to have a slower feel to some of my previous releases. it contains lots of porn samples, and a song written on a gameboy though!

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Posted by Crowbar Abortion on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST