* elizabeth *

I am a single professional chick in my fourties who used to be quite the party girl. I spent most of the eighties, and nineties (when I wasn't in a serious relationship) with my girlfriends chasing our favorite bands around the southeastern club circuit. We had more fun than any people on the earth, EVER. Now I have calmed down, but I still love music, and remain fairly edgy despite impending middle age. I am crazy and because I never had kids, though I have an IQ of 130, I am quite childlike...Are there still people around like me? I am also a huge comedy fan, and music and laughter make the world go round for me. I am artistic and sometimes do "gigs" where I have an easel and sketch caricatures as entertainment..I also do charcoal portrait sketches with a bit more realism applied.. The black and white drawings on this page are charcoal portraits of various artists and myspace friends I admire...I am a conservative Republican, and I come right out and tell you that I'm half hispanic because I don't want to make any well-intentioned folks uncomfortable if they happen to say something about hispanics in front of me, and find out later...See, I bleach my hair, and use my married name. I give you no subtle clues....Its happened, and I know the individuals felt much worse than I did. See, I'm not a crybaby. I have no ethnic chip on my shoulder, nor do I want or deserve any special treatment...(if you get my conservative drift).Actually, as an ethnic conservative minority woman, I have developed a tag-line for the oppressed minorities of America...it goes like this..."shut the f@#k up!!".Have a nice day...Oh, my slight immaturity shows on this page, manifesting itself in a fairly unhealthy obsession with Slash. Don't let that fool you. I can still outwit you....."winks"....Charcoal of friend, Sidney Allen Johnson: