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kelly

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About Me

I have been known to stick a foot in my mouth on many an occasion and not the most graceful, but if you make me smile & laugh I pretty much dig you. I work in a complaint department for a travel company and it gets a bit tiresome so anything to distract me-I am ALL about. I don't mean to, but I get distracted really easily. I'd make the same mistakes in my life over and over again until I'm ready to learn. When am I ready to learn from my mistakes? Well, when I am damn good and ready to-maybe tomorrow, maybe never. Apparently self depricating and have a good heart-even on days when it seems that I'm dead inside-which is like 80% of the time. I'm never as tough as I pretend to be. I tend to pretend that I'm not scared. I love my friends, they don't even know the mess my life would be if they weren't there to make me laugh at it, which quite frankly is a little scary-ha. There are people in my life that I love more than anything else and as long as they know that, I'm fucking luckier than most. I love my tattoo's - I have 7 of them (most on my back). They are my children for now, my latest is the monkey on my neck. I have a bit of an obsession with monkeys. I love em lots. They make me laugh and are like humans, but don't complain nearly as much. Love music and LOVE to travel-so much. Not nuts, but fucked up like everyone else. Seriously people we should all be in therapy!

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My Interests

Love music, movies, shows, travelling, having a drink or tWo. Getting back into baseball. Camping. Try to read when I can, but other than when i fly its hard to find the time. Love to hear a good story. The more violence (self inflicated is funny shit too) and stupidity the better. I love being around people, but hate crowds-irony. (Not really if you have been to a Wal Mart----stupid people, breeding more stupid people like mongoloid children - scary shit man!) Most of the time I enjoy sitting around and bullshiting with the best of them. Used to love running and biking and am starting to get back into the habit by doing some swimming.

I'd like to meet:

People who love music, movies, can have a few drinks and not be retarded, but be RETARDEDLY ENTERTAINING...there is a HUGE difference. People who don't cry over spilt milk or tell me how to make a "proper" cup of tea, or make me want to cry everytime they mention toast....really people toast! Alright, just stay away from me.

Music:

Almost everything. Lots of Rock. Nine Inch nails was one of my favorite shows ever. They continue to rock each time I see them. Enjoy some system of a down, rage against the machine, portishead. Basically like music with some edge. Will give everything a shot. Like the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs (Karen O rocks). Like Weezer, The White Stripes is good. A bit of Flogging Molly. The Pixies which were amazing to watch in London. For a while there I never thought I would have seen them in my lifetime. Radiohead. i Can listen to classic shit like Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Like the Beatles, but have always been a Rolling Stones kind of gal. Guns n Roses, The Clash, The Shins, Depeche Mode, Queens of the Stone Age, Nine Inch Nails of course, Foo Fighters, The Pretenders, Beck, Ima Robot, Fischerspooner (who is a top 10 artist to watch for me), System of a Down (or is it THE down-ah hell) Queens of the Stone Age, The Faint....Jesus I can go on forever. Crap I almost forgot about Peaches bitches!!! One of the few girls with balls! Maybe a little of My Chemical Romance or Panic at the Disco just to calm the emo in me (don't tell anyone, they might cut themselves while crying about the trees).

Movies:

The Sting (although just about anything with Robert Redford is good; ie:Sneakers, Spy Game, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid), Evil Dead (both 1 and 2 with commentary), Amelie, Fight Club, Old horror movies from the 70's kick arse. Frailty was awesome. GrindHouse, Doom, anything with violence. Loved Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Garden State. Super Troopers, Van Wilder, Animal House, what else?? Lots of stuff...Like movies lots and lots. Alien (original and all sequels). The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Blues Brothers, Both Evil Dead Movies, Corpse Bride, Die Hard (Original and all sequels, bitches). Dawn of the Dead (old school). The Godfather movies although Godfather II is my favorite, hands down! Fog of War (one of the BEST documentaries ever). Kill Bill 1 and 2. Office Space (of course I live in the land of cubicles). The Royal Tenenbaums, Shaun of the Dead. Hot Fuzz. 28 days later which makes me miss the city of London (Budgens and carrying my groceries 4 blocks). Young Frankenstein & Blazing Saddles(Mel Brooks in his prime). As usual I will sit to watch just about anything with few exceptions. Um the only movie I can think of that I hated is Crank. Seriously?!

Television:

CSI, Family Guy, Conan O'Bryan, Mythbusters, Heroes, Dexter, The Tudors, Weeds, The History Channel is cool, but I never turn there-it just happens...I admit I have a problem. Love Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. Love Robot Chicken tons too!! I watch news sometimes-I prefer Keith Oberman, Bill O'Reilly is a cunt and a liar...he is as close to the devil as I can think. I can't think of anything else. Best Week Ever is good. So is Talk Soup. David Spade's Showbiz Show, Daily Show with John Stewart, hmmm. Grey's Anatomy, but I think anyone born with a vagina is drawn to this show like a moth to a flame. My Name is Earl, Lots of funny stuff...the end.

Books:

Anything by Roald Dahl, Dune, and books with pictures. The Vampire Chronicles. Dr. Suess is amazing. Cereal cartoons are a great read also. (TRIX has the best right now.) Edward Gorey is fabulous as well....dark humor in a children's book-so great! Like Historically based novels. Read one on the Revolutionary War (in France) and it was one of my favorites. Reading a few biographies. One on the rivalry between Queen Elizabeth I and Mary Queen of the Scots. The other is on Churchill.

Heroes:

Your mom. My friends who are my family sometimes more than my family. People who can take a joke or a punch. Animal from the Muppets....if only I could be Animal from the Muppets.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

Death list or death wish 2007

Alright so in Ortega tradition I decided to do a death list this year. Usually I don't because I don't know enough celebraties to even come up with a list. However, this year I saw two things things t...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST