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Brando

Boys will be toys...

About Me

I'm mad, bad and dangerous to know. I obssess about odd things....like I went on this obssession for trying to find white tube socks with stripes on them. (I disovered they are found @ most corner liquor stores in SF). I'm good at spending money, which can be a bad thing...But, it's just money, so pfft! I tend to take better care of my cat then myself...unless we're fighting....she takes a limb off in one fatal swoop when I forget to feed her...But its outta love and playfullness I tell ya. I think beer cures everything...They should test out my theory. I often have an off-center sense of humor. Ok, let's face it--I'm twisted. I don't think I'd have it either way. I love music and movies. I do drag when I find the opportunity or work doesn't get in the way. (If you are in SF, you should check out the lady of whores...I mean horror, Peaches Christ and Trannyshack ). .. classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cab s/flash/swflash.cab%23version=7,0,0,0" width="476" height="80" align="middle" ..
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My Interests

Music, movies, fast cars, pretty boys...or maybe its the other way around....fast boys, pretty cars

I'd like to meet:

...Weirdos, freaks, sailors, drag queens, punks, mods, cool people, creative people, your mom so I can ask here where the hell she went wrong! :D and

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Music:

I love music and have pretty eclectic tastes....There's so much out there that I've only heard of and want to hear...and then there's so much right here in my collection that it would be insane to name them all....But, to give you a taste: Acid King , Altamont , Antischism, Autoclave, Angelo Badalamenti, Antony and the Johnsons, Pat Benatar , Beyonc, Blur, Bon Jovi, Boomkat , Foxy Brown, Jeff Buckley, Cadallica, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Patsy Cline, Chokebore, The Cure, Danzig, Depeche Mode, Destiny's Child, Duran Duran, Missy Elliot, Erasure, Eve, 50Cent, Fugazi, The Germs, Gossip , PJ Harvey, Heavens To Betsy, Wanda Jackson, Juliette & the Licks Cyndi Lauper, Le Tigre, Lil' Kim, Inger Lorre,The Make-Up, Marilyn Manson, Melvins , Minor Threat, Misfits, Mocket, Modest Mouse, Mtley Cre, NIN, Nirvana, The Nymphs, Old Grandad, Peaches, Pepperspray, Pretty Girls Make Graves Prince, Princess Superstar, Quixotic, Ratt, The Ronnettes, Diana Ross, Satisfact, Scorpions, Slant6, Sleater-Kinney, The Slits, Soft Cell, Soul Coughing, Britney Spears, Spice Girls, Joss Stone TLC, Justin Timberlake, Tricky, Trina, Wham!, X,X-Rays Spex Yeah Yeah Yeahs .......it goes on and on and on....

Movies:

Here is another category that is so hard to pin down to 'favorites'! But here goes an abridged list: Showgirls, Spice World, X-men, The Velocity of Gary, Evil Dead, Scream, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, Blade Runner, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Nightmare on Castro Street, From Beyond, Freeway, Fargo, Hackers, Xanadu, Mulholland Drive, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Bride Of Chucky, Alien, Barb Wire, Blue Velvet, Wild @ Heart, Thelma & Louise, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Angel, High Spirits, Johns, Mad Max, Krush Groove, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Lilo & Stitch, 28 days later (hello, full frontal male nudity within the 1st 10 minutes is always a perfect movie), Party Monster.....

Television:

Twin Peaks, Star Trek, Forensic Detectives, Nature, CMC, Trading Spaces (no cable so when I go to the parents house I watch), WWE
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Books:

Geek Love , Cities of the Red Night, Lolita, Imajica, Lexicon Devil: The Darby Crash Story, Mr T's Autobiography, KAMA SUTRA, the joy of sex, anything by dr phil, most golden books and pooh

My Blog

the doldrums

Somewhere in the streets of life I took a wrong turn and I am afraid to ask for directions. I long for change but just the thought of it petrifies me.  I yearn to do so much. The possibilities ar...
Posted by Brando on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST

another sigh

Why is it that life's tragedies cause introspection and make one more and more withdrawn? And, usually, that's the last place I want to be found in--lost within the turbulence of my mind. I ache. I ac...
Posted by Brando on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:59:00 PST

dont ask dont tell

but it seems like a whole lot. funny I should end up putting this here. but either no one will read it, or someone will that knows whats going on, and can identify. maybe i am just drunk. ok its not m...
Posted by Brando on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:08:00 PST

an infinite sadness

Theres nothing more humbling than family drama. As I grow older, I discover more and more, that family is everything. Friends are definitely right after, because they are like family outside of family...
Posted by Brando on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:05:00 PST

look ma, imma dj

hey all...so goto Insomniacs Inc and tune in....I will be dj'ing as DJ_VioletMaboudi on Tues 6a-9a, thur 3a-6a and sat 5a-8a eastern standard time....Listen in and give me requests....or better yet, s...
Posted by Brando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cumslut

You Are Cumslut Barbie! You come complete with press on suction lips, portable wet wipes, and skin toner. Add on "Spit-it-back" function sold separately. Not recommended for children unde...
Posted by Brando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Malificent's Cousin

You are the last half chewed, squashed, chocolatefruit chew that nobody wanted. You are A BeteNoire. ( You have completly given up on love,you arn't even interested in what you believecan't really exi...
Posted by Brando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dolly recommends....

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Posted by Brando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Imma playmate!

You Are a Playmate Lay! All the guys love getting with you, But respect isn't exactly something you're used to. Not that you care ~ you just love SEX! As far as you are concerned...you're usin...
Posted by Brando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My heart is a flower

HahahaYour Heart is Black What Color is Your Heart? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Brando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST