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Mary

marywiththecherry

About Me

Yes, even Mary, the mother of God, can be hacked....Sad but true! But, in the words of TLC, "Yes...it's me again...and i'm back".Honestly, I am not sure why they keep calling the birth of my son the Immaculate Conception. It really should be called "36 hours of labor, legs splayed open in some dirty barn with all the "wise" men surrounding me getting their jollies off and an episiotomy"---not that I am bitter or anything. Praise my son!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, I haven't seen him since they nailed him to the cross...I think he was mad I lost his Grail, but it grossed me out with all the blood so I tossed it.Mary Magdalene ..I always thought she'd be a fun gal to be pal's with.Madonna...err...Esther....Just to slap her silly and say, "What are you thinking?!?!"

Movies:

The Last Temptation of Christ, The Ten Commandments (although I always fall asleep after the 3rd or 4th), The Virgin Suicides, Labyrinth (ok It would seem this is truly satanic, but its interesting wondering just where David Bowie's crotch is)

Television:

The Flying Nun, The 700Club, movies on Telemundo