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Timothy K. Clark

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About Me

I live in L.A. and breathe dirty smog -- going on 11 years now -- so I should be getting cancer any time. I own a '68 GTO but I drive a big fat SUV, so I'm apparently part of the problem and not the solution... Although - I do haul film equipment around so I have a slight excuse part of the time.

My Interests

My daughter; making movies; watching movies; editing movies; writing movies; besides my daughter and movies, my next great passion is music. In a former life, I was a music supervisor on feature films... one of my most favorite parts of making my own films is choosing what songs go where in the story.

I'd like to meet:

Other filmmakers, writers, actors, and alcoholics such as myself. Here's a life tip -- Always hang out with people smarter than you. It's easy to be the King of Idiots, ruler of all you survey, but you'll get so much more from being friends with people that you know can mentally crush you... All of my friends are geniuses compared to me and I treasure all that I learn from them (even if they don't believe they're that smart...)Here's the video for one of my short films - "BlondeStar - My Name is Don"Here's the 2nd installment in the BlondeStar franchise - BlondeStar 2 - "I Need Directions":

Music:

Gomez, Soul Coughing, The Rolling Stones, M.I.A, Chemical Bros, The Crystal Method, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Beck, Stereo MCs, Tool, D.J. Shadow, Beastie Boys, new mashups, Public Enemy, U2, Franz Ferdinand, Groove Armada, Thievery Corporation, Led Zep, old R.E.M., Johnny Cash, Miles Davis, Robert Johnson, Filter, Social D, Janes Addiction, NIN, Bruce Sprinsteen, Fatboy Slim, The White Stripes, Death Cab for Cutie, Cracker, Ministry

Movies:

MOVIES I WISH I'D MADE: Run Lola Run, Go, Swingers, Memento & High FidelityGREAT QUOTE MOVIES: Office Space, Animal House, Raising Arizona, The Big LebowskiMOVIES I'LL WATCH WHENEVER I SEE THEM ON TV: Risky Business, The Godfather, Casablanca, Star Wars (back when it was Star Wars), A Fish Called Wanda, Die Hard (it's my favorite Christmas movie), Caddyshack, Philadelphia Story, Back to the Future, Goodfellas, The Conversation, The Awful Truth, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Jaws, My Man Godfrey, Citizen Kane, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pulp Fiction, The Maltese Falcon, Shrek, Some Like it Hot, Dr Strangelove, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Hooper, 2001

Television:

Anything on HBO (Deadwood, The Wire, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Entourage, you name it...), Lost, Boston Legal, House, 24, Homicide Life on the Streets, Chicago Hope, NYPD Blue (before the Saved by the Bell kid, oh, no... wait...)

Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meany, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Constant Gardener and The Night Manager, The Comic Toolbox

My Blog

Visit My REAL Blog

I never really post on the MySpace blog - if you'd like to keep up with what I'm doing, check it out here: L.A. Daddy...
Posted by Timothy K. Clark on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

Don't Be Cheap With Some Things

Everyone is always looking for bargains. Bargains have killed the mom & pop shop and Wal-Mart-ized the whole damn country. But you know -- there are some things you should not buy "on the cheap."...
Posted by Timothy K. Clark on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:37:00 PST

Well, What Do You Know? They Were Right.

The Revolution was not televised. I missed it. Even TiVo wouldn't have helped... Bastards.
Posted by Timothy K. Clark on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:48:00 PST

Why is Gas so Fucking Expensive?!

And why the fuck are you not pissed off about it?! Oh, you say you're pissed off? Well, what are doing about it besides whining like me? Huh? Huh? Yeah, I thought so...
Posted by Timothy K. Clark on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:46:00 PST

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingtonchemistry mid-term.The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, wh...
Posted by Timothy K. Clark on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:08:00 PST