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Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comI am Paws, the mascot for the Detroit Tigers. My job is great, most of the time. I get to go to all the Tigers games and I get to make various promotional stops throughout the year. There are many perks of the job, but many downers. I encounter jerky kids who pull my tail at times. I also run into many drunks that want to hug me all the time. Here are some pictures of me at work.
I enjoy playing softball. Good sex before the game usually leads to a strong performance on the mound. Lets just say, that on this occassion, I had some killer sex.
I have many attractive female fans. Here I am with two of them that I later saw naked. Unfortunately, their deuschebag friend climbed into the side of the picture. He also cockblocked me later on in the night when I had them both naked in the hottub.
If you ever want to hire me, don't bother me on here. Contact the Detroit Tigers organization or the kids fun club or whatever. They rent me out for $125 and hour. Hey, Hey Detroit!!! Look at me!!! Everybodys favorite slut!!! Lets pay Paws for his time. Unfortunately, I see very little of that $125 an hour.
My friends dared me to stand on top of the dugout and raise my hands. They thought that it would be funny how nobody cared. As you can see, they were right.
I love interacting with the kids and giving them advice. Here I teach them some valuable lessons such as not to take drugs (on an empty stomach) and to always use protection (when bedding a prostitute)
My friends and I thought it would be funny to trash an art display at a local high school. Here is a picture of me making sure that the coast is clear.
