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Robot Love

I'm so shoegaze i make Pale Saints look like the Drop Nineteens.

About Me

"I mean, i could stick my bear paw in your honey pot; i could do that. but, what would happen? It would get sticky." - M.Showalter
My Likes include: Taco Shop co., palindromes, Lo-fidelity, blowing kisses to disinterested bitches, hosting youth chili cook-offs, & girls who can make it clap.


My dislikes include and are almost limited to:
I abbreviate shit far too oft. I am the founder of the scene girl of the day club. I have severe road rage, even though I'm not the greatest driver. Sometimes i just scream at myself. I have made the decision that if i could whittle, i wood. I'm so indie i make Owen Ashworth look like Alec Ounsworth. Sometimes i wonder why men even have nipples. Then i remember why i have clamps.

My Interests

Now that My TV has Wings i'll never Be Lonely

Fireproof Your TV

I'd like to meet:


Thora Birch, Zooey D, Jenna Fischer, Lauren Graham, Jessa Karam, Mary-Louise Parker, Mary Pearson, Katy Perry, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Melissa Rauch, Christina Ricci, Kristen Schaal, Michelle Williams, Paul Barman, Larry David, Zach Galifianakis, Topher Grace, Richard D. James, Eugene Mirman, Kevin Moore, Bill Murray, Matthew Perry, Paul Rudd, David Wain & someone who'll bring me a gromwell.
Profile background photo by Molly McClintock.

Music:



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Hardcore music is for retards... .. ..

Movies:

Back to the Future Ghost World What About Bob?and sometimes Cabin Boy.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family G, Freaks and Geeks, Friends, How I Met Your Moms, It's Always Sunny (in Philly), Gilmore Girls, My So Called Life, The Office, Scrubs, The Soup, Stella, 30 Rock, Weeds, The Wonder Years.

Books:

Wo Nemo! Toss a lasso to me now! and other palindromes

Heroes:

Steve Kerr

My Blog

Top 10 CDs well never sell at Zips

Bored at work yesterday, i compiled a list.  I was thinking about how long certain cds have been sitting on our shelves...some of them have been collecting dust for upwards of 12-15 years i think...
Posted by Robot Love on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:22:00 PST

To whom it may concern:

Dear Women,Why, did you not know: that the length/type of your shorts is quite connected to your percieved sexuality/personality? For examples: a) Knee length b-ball shorts = Lesbo!!! b) Cotton ass-sh...
Posted by Robot Love on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:28:00 PST

Ever hear of HipsterRunoff.com?

Well its a moderately entertaining blog...i think i could be more entertaining though. I'm not gonna blog about these pics, but i will try the funny-caption bit:Lets try:"Hello, God? Thanks for making...
Posted by Robot Love on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:25:00 PST

Its 6am and i must be lonely

Or just wide awake. no, i never went to sleep. I never shoulda drank that Sobe Adrenaline Rush energy drink at 2 in the morning. That was dumb.  And i never should have stayed on myspace until 4 ...
Posted by Robot Love on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:23:00 PST

Not-so-short list of things that bothered me today (more Zip's)

a) Cliff's (co-worker who has worked at Zip's since 1984) decision to listen to Lorrie Morgan's Greatest Hits, as well as the Pretty Woman soundtrack.  There is nothing quite so creepy as listeni...
Posted by Robot Love on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:39:00 PST

More fun with Zips, and wait, am i Transphobic??

How do you judge a customer who rents the following 3 titles?:Liquid LunchHot Juice vol 14Transexual Beauty Queens vol. 23The answer, of course, is 'quietly.' (Or not at all, if you can help it.)But I...
Posted by Robot Love on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:46:00 PST

i find it astounding....

that the myspace inbox goes back to april of 2005, and yet my outbox...only goes back 2 weeks.  not complaining or anything....its just really weird to read messages from 3 years ago that i have ...
Posted by Robot Love on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:31:00 PST

Zips Banter

Paul: So that band, Johnny and the Moon.. is their frontman really named Johnny?Tadj: I think so.Paul: Oh, so its not like Jimmy Eat World. I don't think their singer is really named Jimmy.Tadj: Plus,...
Posted by Robot Love on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:14:00 PST

Wow im lame. :) and proud of it!

The King of Too much Time on my handsIn friend requests you can write a lil' note now, so i said basically:"hi. we're ...music video?. we like music. we hope you like ours.  Think _____ meets ___...
Posted by Robot Love on Fri, 09 May 2008 02:23:00 PST

new cds bought and....

No Age - Nouns (comes with a neato 70 page color booklet!!!)The Dodos - Visiter (fun AC style arrangements without all the tomfoolery)Burial - Burial (could this guy (or girl...they're anonymous!) be ...
Posted by Robot Love on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:20:00 PST