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Sophie Green

Never Underestimate the Blonde

About Me


This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
Terry Pratchett
Glitter My Words
“The British spy is elegant, suave and sophisticated. The British spy is not blonde, built, and confused.”
But Sophie Green is, and she’s just been hired by a highly secret government agency. She drives a car the colour of bile and is obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, she doesn’t know which end of the gun to fire from and her hair hasn’t been natural since she was twelve. But that’s not going to stop her from trying to save the day, once she’s figured out who to save it from.
Sexy spies, plane crashes, firebombs and multicoloured cocktails: they’re all in a day’s work for Sophie. Roll over, Bond, there’s a new bombshell in town. And it’s got Sophie’s name on it...
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You are Supergirl Supergirl 87% Spider-Man 75% Iron Man 70% Wonder Woman 67% Green Lantern 65% Catwoman 65% Robin 62% Superman 60% Hulk 55% The Flash 50% Batman 30% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
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My Interests

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Cats. Shooting people.

adopt your own virtual pet!This is Tammy. Actually, it's not Tammy because she's a tabby cat, and she's also not computer-generated. She'd probably claw me to death if she ever found out I'd made her pink. Ain't my baby girl adorable?
Click on her and she'll jump out of the basket. Hit 'more' for a kitty toy and a can of tuna to feed her. Stroke her and she purrs. See, I told you she was adorable.

I'd like to meet:

Ian Fleming, so I can put him right. James Marsters, to whom I want to do adult things. Joss Whedon, because he brought James to my TV screen.

Music:

Crowded House, No Doubt, Shawn Colvin, Sheryl Crow, The Feeling, The Research

Movies:

Clueless, West Side Story, 10 Things I Hate About You, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Serenity

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Hustle, Firefly, Dr Who (the David Tennant ones)

Books:

the Stephanie Plum books by Janet Evanovich , anything by Jennifer Crusie or Terry Pratchett. Cat Marsters (shameless, aren't I?). Oh, and the ones Kate Johnson writes about me .

Heroes:

Buffy. James Bond. Naah, he'd be nothing without the gadgets. Luke, No, scratch that. His head is big enough already. Let's just stick with Buffy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sophie Green
Birthday: St Patrick's Day
Birthplace: Leeds
Current Location: Stansted, Essex
Eye Color: Blue...usually
Hair Color: Blonde...usually
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty loosy
Your Heritage: Er. This makes me feel like a stately home...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red-and-white polka-dotted wedge-heeled espadrilles.
Your Weakness: Does the above answer not clue you in?
Your Fears: That Luke may shoot me for being an idiot
Your Perfect Pizza: One that's as cheesy as an England World Cup song.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be able to shoot something with my gun.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Can I go back to sleep yet?"
Your Best Physical Feature: Let's just say I enjoy being a girl
Your Bedtime: is none of your business.
Your Most Missed Memory: Is this a trick question?
Pepsi or Coke: Don't give a fuck so long as it's diet.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm a vegetarian.
Single or Group Dates: Dates? Aren't they fruit?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea should be hot and milky.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Duh.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Don't mess my caffeine about with all that foam.
Do you Smoke: Yes, but only because I'm so hot.
Do you Swear: Fucking A.
Do you Sing: In the shower.
Do you Shower Daily: Only when I feel the need to sing.
Have you Been in Love: I take the fifth on that.
Do you want to go to College: Little old now.
Do you want to get Married: Not unless he's really disgustingly rich.
Do you belive in yourself: Occasionally.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Unfortunately.
Do you think you are Attractive: Honey, I'm gorgeous.
Are you a Health Freak: That would be a no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually.
Do you like Thunderstorms: So long as I don't lose power.
Do you play an Instrument: Only the fool.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Snort.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Do paracetamol count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: See above re: dating.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A whole box? No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ew. No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: ...not that I recall. But see above re: drinking.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Once again, see above re: dating.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I like my bits unfrozen, ta.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A few hours' kip at work.
Ever been Drunk: Not when I'm sober.
Ever been called a Tease: There's that possibility.
Ever been Beaten up: Not for long.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: I don't.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Pointlessly rich.
What country would you most like to Visit: Whichever ones will have me.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Uh... I'm not anal enough to have a specific range.
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Again, do paracetamol count?
Number of CDs I own: I can't count that high.
Number of Piercings: ...5
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Filling out this survey, for one.
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My Blog

Buy a book, save a cat

A message from my creator, Kate Johnson.  It's about cats, so Tammy and I approve.See, who could resist such cute, tiny little fluffballs?  Not me, for sure--I adopted these two last year fr...
Posted by Sophie Green on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:34:00 PST

Ugley Business....now in paperback!

That's right, folks!  As of right now, you too can have your very own copy of Ugley Business (Sophie Green Mysteries).., the fabulous sequel to I, Spy?.  In which I have a very serious case ...
Posted by Sophie Green on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:13:00 PST

So I have this recurring dream

In it, my old headmaster comes and gets me and says something like, "You've had some time off, playing at being an adult, but now it's time to come back to school.  you're not done yet."And I wak...
Posted by Sophie Green on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:27:00 PST

I need a job, and I want to be a...

...paperback writer, paperback writerrrrrr!Dunno who this chick is, but she's holding two of my books.  She reckons she wrote them.  Whatever.  They're all about meeeeeee. ...
Posted by Sophie Green on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

Buy me!

I, Spy? (Sophie Green Mysteries)Lookit!  I'm available on Amazon.  Come the end of September, you can buy your very own Sophie Green!...
Posted by Sophie Green on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

Okay, who wants a freebie?

That is, an excerpt from Ugley Business.  Don't go giving me that look, I know exactly what you were thinking. Ugley Business by Kate Johnson ISBN: 1-59998-470-9 Length: 80,000 words (approx)&...
Posted by Sophie Green on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST

"Move over Stephanie Plum...

...Sophie Green has arrived!"*So, okay.  First my best friend finds me in bed with someone.  Then I find out that her parents were spies.  Which is kind of neat, since that's what I am,...
Posted by Sophie Green on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:24:00 PST

Check out my stockings

No, seriously.  Aren't these cool?Luke is mardy because he has no face on this one.  I keep telling him, Sweetheart, you're the one who insists you don't want your likeness splashed all over...
Posted by Sophie Green on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

One hundred and seventy-six days

Hundred and seventy-five, today.That is, until the Christmas episode of Doctor Who.  Because the current series has just ended: waah!  Although, it has provided me with a new favourite song,...
Posted by Sophie Green on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:29:00 PST

Things are about to get pretty

Yes, they are.  Because today, my dear reader (readers?  Hard to say), Ugley Business is released!  I love this one because--well, have you seen the cover?  It's so purple!  A...
Posted by Sophie Green on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:14:00 PST