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MuffMaster Flash

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


I'm Enjolras!
A person with a cause, I charm everyone around me with my revolutionary ideas (not to mention my natural charisma). Unfortunately, I don't have very good social skills, and my impulsiveness is liable to get me in over my head.

Which Les Miserables Character Are You?

My Interests

recreational nighttime urban bicycling, apple pie w/ sharp cheddar, subtlety, hi-tech, lo-fi, hiking off-trail and getting in big trouble, dancing crazy and accidentally hitting you in the face, futzing, karaokeing, reverb, making sounds, short beards, small afros, walking in LA, not understanding your pop culture references, ageism, hathos, jaded groaning, sarcastic barking, yearning (not craving), sudden loud noises, human anomalies, anything spoken or sung in a whisper, rock operas (in theory)

I'd like to meet:

NO BANDS! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Music:

If I hide my music list, will the bands stop spamming me?

Movies:

dark days, secretary, true stories, bamboozled, do the right thing, wes anderson, jean-pierre jeunet, coen bros, punch-drunk love, donnie darko, waiting for guffman, dancer in the dark, a clockwork orange, american beauty, the cook the thief his wife and her lover, matrix, sid & nancy, heathers, the meaning of life, cabaret

Books:

John Forester's Effective Cycling. Ahem. No, not really.

Heroes:

Anyone who braves the streets of LA on a bike.

The Bicycle Kitchen

My Blog

SHE'S LA'S PEDAL PUSHER

Monica Howe sees herself as the voice of a two-wheeled future, dedicated to the notion that an urban bicycle culture will make this a better place to live.By John Balzar, Times Staff WriterJanuary 2, ...
Posted by MuffMaster Flash on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

My Dubious Debut

OK, it's a little embarrassing. I have never before participated in competitive karaoke, but I had nothing to lose (an entire day, some skin cells to the sunburn acquired in the cattle call), and ever...
Posted by MuffMaster Flash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Seven Vices of Highly Creative People

by D.A. Blyler VICE 1: BE A DRINKER Winston Churchill, a great fan of the martini, once said that it must always be remembered that he has taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of...
Posted by MuffMaster Flash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All About Coachella and the Pansy Suckers Who Are Going

(It was too good to let disappear into the abyss of Bulletins past. And as the event approaches, I want to review for those who might be wavering still.) "Dear Monica, What the hell is this coache...
Posted by MuffMaster Flash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bingo


Posted by MuffMaster Flash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

can we talk?

i need to vent. WHY DO PEOPLE TALK TO ME WHEN I'M EATING? I'm trying to enjoy a peaceful lunch, savoring some yummy take-out and catching up on my web-slutting. But I suppose that since I am still ...
Posted by MuffMaster Flash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST