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Jake

Stick out your can/ Cause I'm a Garbageman

About Me

www.refrigeratorartproductions.com

My Interests

Fondly remembering hallucinagenic experiences, naps with my baby, iced coffee, kai food

I'd like to meet:

Bands with $

Music:

This Week: Ted Leo + Rx, New NIN, Magnetic Fields, My Morning Jacket. Forever: Suede, Joy Division, Morrissey, The Cure, The Chameleons, New Order, Depeche Mode, The Walkmen, Rufus Wainwright, Ride, Lush, Ted Leo, The Stone Roses, Mogwai, The Blood Brothers, Belly, Bowie, Meat Beat Manifesto, Galaxie 500, The Velvet Underground, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pixies, Tubeway Army/Gary Numan, Aarktica, The Magnetic Fields, Marilyn Manson (no I am not kidding), Slowdive, dark jungle, minimal/acid techno, old-school UK hardcore (esp. old DJ Hype), Electro, EBM, Industrial, Mash-ups, Shoegazer (god, what a lame genre name).

Movies:

Lebowski, Dead Ringers, Ashes of Time, Happiness, Weird Science, Ying Xiong, Dead Man, Fight Club, Monster Squad, The Limey, Sunset Blvd, Dawn of the Dead, Shivers, Day of the Locust, High Plains Drifter,The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Code 46, Shadow of a Doubt, Jewel of the Nile (for real), Kicking and Screaming, Hedwig, House of 1000 Corpses, Videodrome, The Black Cat, Igby Goes Down, True Romance, Cure, Sonatine, Overboard. Also Zombie movies and 70's paranoia cinema (esp. Polanski and Pakula, the two P's).

Television:

Mr. Show, Alan Partridge, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

Fitzgerald, Dan Chaon, Murakami, Day of the Locust, As She Climbed Across the Table, Please Kill Me, Watership Down, The Wanting Seed, Last of the Savages, The Conversations, Julian Barnes, books about doing drugs in New York. I also enjoy the following magazines: Res, Stop Smiling, Vice, The Fader.

Heroes:

Bowie, Byrne, Morrissey, Jack Dangers, Chris Eigeman, Gary Numan, Steve Coogan, Walter Murch, David Cronenberg, Egon Schile, and Robbie Williams. Also those authors who were tragically doomed but rocked like F. Scott Fitzgerald, Nathaniel West, and Oscar Wilde. And then there's the Hollywood badasses, like Robert Mitchum, Howard Hawks, and Raoul Walsh. And finally, the nastier filmmakers: Wilder, Lang, Hitchcock, Fuller, Solondz, LaBute, Von Trier, Miike, Kitano, and Noe.

My Blog

3 things I think are funny involving the word "shit"

So for no real reason here are three things that I've been saying lately that are A) funny to me and B) involve the word shit. 1) "I could give two shits...me shitting you and you shitting the floo...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:36:00 PST

A fussin' and a feudin' in the ol' town of Giggler's Gulch

The following is a story that Paul and I wrote in college. Enjoy. A Fussin an a Feudin in the Ol Town of Gigglers Gulch Now sit back an put down that pint o sasparilla an take a gander at this ...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 09:37:00 PST

Does this make me a bad person?

So for the past few months I've been secretly obsessing about how amusing the radio edit for Kanye's Gold Digger is. For the three or four people on earth who don't know, I'll lay out the song's actua...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:42:00 PST

another slang update

Haven't done one of these for awhile, and that sad fact was stickin' in my craw something terrible, so here's another piece of science that I'ma drop. Street knowledge son. Yatch: The Yatch is abou...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:05:00 PST

The following things need to come back into style pronto

Middle School Pranks! Those were the shit. The heady rush of humiliating/slightly injuring a peer is as invigorating today as it ever was, yet we're all too busy parading around playing Mr. and Mrs. G...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:58:00 PST

My racist/sexist blog

Ok, here it is in its definitive format: my first ever, official rating system for female attractiveness by race. I know, I know, but before you all clamor for my manhood as arranged in the order dict...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:36:00 PST

soon everything will be linked to a chip in my head

Ok, new signs of the imminent convergence of all media and communication and with it the elimination of all my time: Netflix friends...ingenious. Now I can scour my friends' Netflix "profiles" judge t...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:28:00 PST

OC girls are the new Asians

So occasionally I watch TV at the gym, it being my only source of television due to my intentional lack of coaxial or satellite service at my apartment (an ineffective gamble towards increased product...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:49:00 PST

apparently...

My cat hates the smell of bananas... it's hilarious. She sniffs them after I unpeel them and then runs like someone lit her tail on fire.
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

porch that shit

new slang! to porch something is to cut it out or drop it...I'm not really sure why, this one just sort of came to us like a vision of our lord jesus fucking christ, only funnier, and with better clot...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST