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venus in (faux) furs

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

i have a cat

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who sells houses in brooklyn for a reasonable price. i could have said the boogy man. it's just as likely.

My Blog

support me

please check out my cafepress shops. if you repost the links for me i'll love you forever.http://www.cafepress.com/comearmageddon&http://www.c afepress.com/coming_going (printed on front and back)thank...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 16:09:00 GMT

four letters, singer for U2

i saw bono today. he was so close i could have reached out and touched him, but i didn't for fear of getting mauled by security. they some big mofos.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 16:04:00 GMT

hi-larious

from amongst the numerous come ons i got this morning, this one was the real winner. from an 18 year old none the less.   "it seems u could use a nice cock write about now, im i wrong!!!! " (i do...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:17:00 GMT

honestly

as some of you may already know, i had a falling out with a guy friend. long story, don't ask. but in the end what's really to blame is a lack of honesty. i try to be honest. i try to say what i'm thi...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 18:39:00 GMT

first, a funny story

last friday, the 1st, i went back home to poughkeepsie so me and my sister could go to montreal. at about 5:30 saturday morning my cat made an astonishing leap from the counter of my dad's bar onto th...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:14:00 GMT

mike patton...

please let me mother your children. you hot little sexy piece of ass. rawr!!!
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 19:48:00 GMT

huh? wha?

i call my grams every sunday. i expect the usual "how are you felling?" yada yada yada conversation that we have but this time i got "how was the tattoo?" what?! who told grammy i got inked? come to f...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:24:00 GMT

beautiful poem

Out beyond ideas of wrong-doing and right-doing, there is a field. I'll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass, the world is too full to talk about. Ideas, language, even the phrase 'ea...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:20:00 GMT

thanks, but no

i'm flattered, really. any girl wants to hear that someone wants her. but writing me on myspace and telling me you'd like to lick me all over just isn't going to work for me. i need to be wooed. thank...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 19:04:00 GMT

spinning head syndrome

today is the day. after tonight i will be inked. unfortunately i just found out last night that my grams is back in the hospital. it's just a minor infection, but they want to run tests and what not. ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:32:00 GMT