Chapter 36: Witchfinders, Wagamammas and Wendy Richards |
Now things were really getting complicated; Violet Velma had been dispatched to find Borat the stand-up chameleon, the Evil Empress was stirring in the hold and just when we thought we had enough di...
Posted by Kath on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:05:00 PST |
Chapter 35 Beyond the Fringe, the Flying Dutchman and the Fickle X-Factor |
Janka the One-Eyed Wonder, ever radiant (though slightly boss-eyed as the moniker implies), received the call from the lighthouse with her usual equanimity. She found the idea of a stand-up chameleon ...
Posted by Kath on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:47:00 PST |
Chapter 34 introducing Borat, the stand-up chameleon |
So let's leave the happy crew (if you can call prog-rockers happy) in one of the Seven Seas en-route to Vienna and return to the lighthouse just off the Bermuda Triangle where as you may remember ...
Posted by Kath on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:47:00 PST |
Chapter 32 the Man2s Mid-ship Crisis |
So there we all were the usual crew, but with the addition of two 70s comedy characters known as the Likely Lads. None of us could remember their names, so we just called them Barnie One and Barnie ...
Posted by Kath on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:55:00 PST |
Chapter 31 - Christmas half way between a rock Soul and a Hard Plaice&oooooooh Vienna |
The Shugmonkey and his good friends, the 13 regiment of Janissaries from Constantinople, had decided that it was a good time to celebrate Christmas (what with it being late December). They were no str...
Posted by Kath on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:24:00 PST |
Chapter 30 The Evil Empress learns new skills and the olives get stoned |
Pity the Evil empress - ok don't she deserves no pity, especially since she started talking in a language only intelligible to aliens from the planet known as Marketing & PR. But if she wa...
Posted by Kath on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:54:00 PST |
Chapter 29 The face that launched a thousand ships gets a nose-job |
While all this was going on in Bermuda, ugly things were taking place in St Petersburg. The Evil Empress of Turkey enemy of all Weird Sisters the world over, owing as you may remember to her con...
Posted by Kath on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:49:00 PST |
Chapter 28 - How the Janissaries got their Swagger |
'Where've the Janissaries gone?' we were interrupted by a somewhat mournful cry and looked round to see a somewhat bewildered and upset Shugmonkey running backwards and forwards, looking under rocks a...
Posted by Kath on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:25:00 PST |
Chapter 27 the Greeks have a word for it (but I dont think the Likely Lads do) |
In the Cyclops lair something nasty was stirring burned scrambled eggs to be precise. The Likely lads, being unreconstructed '70s Northern stereotypes, weren't too hot on the domestic chores front, ...
Posted by Kath on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:47:00 PST |
Chapter 26 Beware the Ides of Marches (My Kingdom for a Horus) |
'Damn that Putin!' exclaimed Janka. 'I knew I should have turned him into a toad and boiled him up in that anti-malarial vaccine I was preparing for the Roman Legions'
'You weren't to know'. Velma coo...
Posted by Kath on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:00:00 PST |
